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Jessica Simpson Gushes About New Nephew, Bronx Mowgli

I wonder what it feels like to be Jessica Simpson right now… Her baby sister birthed a beautiful baby boy, even though Jessica was the one who got married years ago and has long expressed the desire for a family. Here’s what Jess had to say about Baby Bronx and his parents:

“Bronx is beyond precious. I’m over the moon with joy,” Jessica tells People magazine. “Life is a beautiful miracle. Ashlee and Pete are healthy, happy, and enjoying every moment.”

I know everyone’s been hatin’ on what the Wentz’ named the baby, but I love it. I think it’s endearing, and the days of boring names are over.

[images: WENN]

Jessica Simpson On Cosmopolitan Cover: Sexy Or Skanky?!?

Jessica Simpson Cosmopolitan Cover (december 2008)

Singer Jessica Simpson graces the cover of the December issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine. The interview is totally boring and nothing that we haven’t heard before from Jessica… I wonder why she keeps doing covers (or interviews) when she has nothing to say!!

What I find amusing about this cover is the “Sexy vs. Skanky” headline in big bold letters. How appropriate! There is a thin line between being sexy or skanky, so where does Jessica Simpson stand??

Read Jessica Simpson’s interview for Cosmopolitan at BackseatCuddler

Heart Pissed at RNC For Using ‘Barracuda’

Nancy Wilson of Heart

Female rock group Heart is pissed off about the Republicans using their song “Barracuda” last night as Sarah ‘Barracuda’ Palin and her family joined Republican presidential nominee John McCain on stage after his acceptance speech.

Nancy Wilson, of Heart, had this to say in response to their song being used by the elephants last night:

“I feel completely f—ed over.” She and sister Ann Wilson then e-mailed the following exclusive statement:

“Sarah Palin’s views and values in NO WAY represent us as American women. We ask that our song ‘Barracuda’ no longer be used to promote her image. The song ‘Barracuda’ was written in the late 70s as a scathing rant against the soulless, corporate nature of the music business, particularly for women. (The ‘barracuda’ represented the business.) While Heart did not and would not authorize the use of their song at the RNC, there’s irony in Republican strategists’ choice to make use of it there.”

It was mentioned in the same article that Barack Obama stole George W. Bush’s republican music theme, “Only In America” by Brooks & Dunn, to conclude his speech to 85,000 screaming fans at his acceptance speech last Thursday.

If you’re not aware of the history of the GOP using “Only in America,” a refresher is in order: Brooks & Dunn played it at the Bush inauguration in 2000. At the 2004 GOP convention, Dick Cheney used it as his exit music after his speech. And President Bush frequently used it on the campaign trail four years ago, even asking Brooks & Dunn to come out and play it live at rallies in the final week of the race.

McCain has been using the Brooks & Dunn song “That’s What It’s All About” at his campaign rallies this year.

Kix Brooks summed it up well when he spoke of the Democrats using a song that has become such a staple of the Republican party:

Kix Brooks released his official response in a benign statement: “Seems ironic that the same song Bush used at The Republican Convention last election would be used by Obama and the Democrats now. Very flattering to know our song crossed parties and potentially inspires all Americans.”

I think Kix summed it up best.  We for sure wouldn’t be speaking of Heart at all this morning unless their hit song was used as a backdrop for Palin to enter the stage last night.  I don’t think people at home go around wondering or giving a flip whether Heart supports McCain and Palin.  Palin’s basketball nickname from high school is “Barracuda.”  Heart should be smart, take the money that will come from the song being downloaded on iTunes, and donate it to their boy Barack!

The true winner this election season is Brooks & Dunn.

Truly, “Only in America!”

RELATED: Oprah Blocks Having Sarah Palin On Show

[image: WENN]

Jessica Simpson’s Drag Queen Beer Ad

Jessica Simpson Stampede Light Beer Ad
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Papa Joe Simpson is at it again. He has bought 15% of the Stampede Brewing Company and is pimping his daughter Jessica Simpson to endorse and promote the Stampede Light brew in print and web ads. Jess looks more like Fergie than herself in the ad above.

Here is what the company’s press release says about Jessica:

Everyone knows about Jessica Simpson’s daisy dukes body and healthy lifestyle. The all-American beauty and world-renowned entertainer has a passion for working out and making healthy food choices. But she also makes those smart choices with the beer she drinks. “Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while,” Simpson said. A new light beer with functional additives is Simpson’s new favorite beer — Stampede Light Plus®

Started by a fitness expert and former Anheuser-Busch marketing employee, Lawrence Schwartz, and formulated by the late Dr. Joseph Owades (the creator of the first-ever light beer in 1967 – now Miller Lite), Stampede Light has drinkability and marketing appeal that speaks directly to a healthier consumer.

As a small but aggressive start-up, Stampede Brewing Co. was looking for a global icon that represented its core values: healthy living, individuality, and personal responsibility. Jessica Simpson, an entrepreneur in her own right, was the obvious choice. “Jessica is America’s sweetheart and an internationally known entertainer who takes care of herself. You can see it in her smile, her skin, her confidence, and her obvious physical fitness,” said Schwartz.

Simpson appears in recent photos to have been drinking up the company’s profits. Healthy beer? Jessica is becoming the KISS of pop music thanks to her money hungry daddy.

Jessica Simpson Stampede Light Beer AdJessica Simpson Stampede Beer Web Site Promo

Stampede Light Beer Website

Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day: Jessica Simpson

Worst Dressed: Jessica Simpson at Mr. Chow

Jessica Simpson and her hair stylist Ken Paves were photographed leaving Mr. Chow in Los Angeles last night. Simpson wore a oriental baggy shirt (perhaps in the Olympic spirit) along with her overly worn, cut-off Daisy Dukes. Therefore Ms. Romo is our ‘Worst Dressed Celebrity of the Day’.

More Badly Wardrobed Photos of Jessica go on reading »

Jessica Simpson’s Orgasm in ‘The Love Guru’ (Video)


We have ranted on and on about how bad The Love Guru happens to be. This clip showing Mike Myers (The Love Guru) giving Jessica Simpson a mini-orgasm by placing his hands briefly on her head goes to illustrate just how off target this film is.

The Five Worst Mike Myers Films of All-Time

Top 10 Best Celebrity Boobs

Jessica Simpson Voted Best Boobs

Jessica Simpson is back on top of the charts.  Instead of her latest album being a bust, her bust has instead put her at #1 on the list of the ‘Best Celebrity Boobs’ list.  Papa Joe Simpson was so ecstatic at his lil’ girls latest accomplishment that he couldn’t be reached for comment.

Best Celebrity Boobs List

1. Jessica Simpson

2. Tyra Banks

3. Scarlett Johansson

4. Carmen Electra

5. Lindsay Lohan

6. Katherine Heigl

View #’s 7-10

This list is extremely debatable.  I have never noticed about 70% of this list.  Jessica probably deserves the #1 spot.  A bit surprising Pamela Anderson is not on the list, but perhaps she was not eligible after her 5th boob job.

Tony Romo Dumped Jess ‘Cause of Joe Simpson

The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson because her father, Joe Simpson, was getting all up in his business and telling him how to ruin run his career.

In addition, Romo’s friend said the talented QB has been put off by the intrusive style of Joe Simpson, who’s been ”not only telling Jessica every move to make, but now has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.”

Furthermore, Romo reportedly was very upset by Simpson’s interview in Glamour magazine where she referred to Romo as her ”future husband” and other on-the-record interviews she has given, saying she wants Romo to be the father to her children.

Jessica and Tony broke up last week according to friends of the couple. One rumor was that Tony couldn’t handle Jess not being over former flame John Mayer.

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Break Up

Jessica Simpson is Tony Romo’s Biggest Fan

Jessica Simpson and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo are done according to TMZ. The two had been dating since November 2007.

Their reps have been going on the record saying that they’re not split, but our sources — who know what’s really going on — say the two have cut the cord … at least for now.

Now maybe Tony can get his head back on the football field live up to the massive contract he signed last season.

Jessica had just last month gushed to Glamour magazine about how hard she had fallen for Romo. Of course Jessica Simpson has done this about 14x since divorcing good guy Nick Lachey.

UPDATE: Why Did Tony Dump Jessica?

Jessica Simpson Covers ‘Glamour’ (June 2008)

Jessica Simpson June 2008 Glamour

Serial dater Jessica Simpson is on the cover of the June 2008 issue of Glamour magazine. Within the pages she talks about her serious dating relationship with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

President Bush Disses Jessica Simpson

President Bush while welcoming the New York Giants to the White House to congratulate them on their Super Bowl victory over the New England Patriots cracked a pretty funny joke at the expense of Jessica Simpson.

“We are going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democratic National Convention,” Bush said as the Giants players laughed behind him.

Many blame the Dallas Cowboys and their post season collapse on quarterback Tony Romo who started dating Simpson during the middle of last season.  Romo had his worst game ever when Jessica came to see him play for the first time.

Jessica Simpson’s Hairy Lipped ‘Esquire’ Cover

Jessica Simpson Shaving Esquire Cover

Jessica Simpson’s Human Growth Hormone use comes to light on the cover of the March Esquire magazine as Simpson is clearly seen shaving her face due to side effects from the product. ;)

Just not as sexy when a woman is shaving her face as opposed to her legs.

The photo spread inside the mag has some very sexy and seductive photos that can be viewed by clicking HERE or over at BackseatCuddler.com.

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Jessica Simpson Hospitalized for Kidney Infection

Pop singer Jessica Simpson was hospitalized for a kidney infection on Friday according to her representatives.

The singer “has been released and is doing fine,” the rep says.

Simpson, 27, went to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Friday after suffering a fever.

Jess is currently recording her first country album.

Jessica Simpson Planning Dolly Duet

Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton Country Duet

Jessica Simpson is planning a duet with country singer Dolly Parton on her next album.  Simpson is making a country album in Nashville in an attempt to strike big on the charts again.

Jessica told me she’s meeting with none other than Queen of Country Dolly Parton next week about doing a duet on the album. She’s also working with writer/producer John Shanks. In other words: she’s taking country seriously. Fans of the genre needn’t worry.

The only thing missing from this buxom duet will be Kenny Rogers, the plastic man.

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Simpson Stays Away, Romo Stars

Jessica Simpson stayed away from the Dallas Cowboys 21-14 win over the Carolina Panthers on Saturday night as Tony Romo starred once again for the Star brigade.  Last week Romo had one of his worst games as a pro with Simpson in the stands in her cutesy pink #9 jersey.

The starlet was an apparent no-show at Saturday’s Dallas Cowboys game against the Carolina Panthers in Simpson’s native Texas – a week after fans criticized her presence as a distraction to her boyfriend and Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

Romo, 27, had a great game this time, rebounding from his Dec. 16 performance, when Simpson, in a pink Cowboys jersey, watched from a luxury box.

Ruin Romo masks (with Jessica’s face) were created for this weeks game to distract Romo but they were ineffective.

Thanksgiving weekend Romo flew to Hollywood and was caught in several lip-locks with Ms. Blonde Ambition.

Jessica Simpson Ruin Romo Face Mask

Tony Romo Ruin Romo Jessica Simpson Mask

A new website is taking aim at Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. RuinRomo.com is a site, where fans of opponents playing the Cowboys, can download and print out a stick mask of Romo’s love interest Jessica Simpson.  Simpson was at the game last Sunday against the Eagles.  Romo, obviously distracted by her apperance, had one of the worst games of his career.

RuinRomo.com encourages fans of Cowboys opponents to print a mask of Jessica Simpson they can then hold up during a game to distract the play-caller who has led Dallas to a 12-2 record.

Romo seriously faltered for the first time this season in Sunday’s game against a 5-8 Eagles team as Simpson—wearing a pink jersey bearing Romo’s number—watched from a luxury box at Texas Stadium.

“Help your team to victory by letting him know the love of his life is in the stands!!!” implores the RuinRomo site, which was started by Matthew Sorensen, a real estate agent in San Diego.

Romo and the Cowboys play the Carolina Panthers on Sunday in Carolina.  It will be interesting to see how many Panthers fans show up wearing the Jessica Simpson mask.

Tony Romo Blows in Front of Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is Tony Romo’s Biggest Fan

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo had the worst game of his NFL career as super-ditzy girlfriend Jessica Simpson watched up in a luxury box.

Her new boyfriend struggled all game, throwing three interceptions and fumbling the ball twice as his heavily favored Cowboys lost to the Philadelphia Eagles 10-6. At one point, the network even showed a montage of Simpson, 27, spliced with shots of Romo’s bad throws. As commentator Joe Buck noted, “It’s never easy to play in front of your girlfriend.”

Romo also played bad last year when singer Carrie Underwood came to watch him play.  I wonder if these girls have bad concerts when Romo comes to watch them perform.

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Caught in the Act

Singer Jessica Simpson and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo were caught in the act of kissing Saturday night while out at a club in Hollywood.  The two were caught in a very public lip lock at night spot Teddy’s.

At first, the singer – wearing a form-fitting black dress and spike heels – and her new beau kept things low-key in a secluded booth. But as the night wore on, the two were spotted with their arms around each other. Then, after a few seconds of conversation, they leaned in for a kiss – right in the middle of the crowded club.

Romo  and the Cowboys played on Thursday night against the Packers so the team was off this weekend. Romo took advantage of the time to fly to Los Angeles and romance the ‘Newlyweds’ star.

Romo has also been romantically linked with country singer Carrie Underwood.

Jessica Simpson Talks Family

Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson opened her mouth on The View this morning and as you can expect it was not too boring. Simpson talked to the estrogen gang about how she wants a family man instead of the boys she usually kicks around her bed.

Asked about her love life on The View Thursday morning, Simpson, 27, replied, “I’m kind of married to my music right now, focusing on writing an album. As far as boys go, I don’t need ‘em. I want a man.”

Interested applicants, take note: By a man, she means someone who’s in touch with his softer side, particularly when it comes to children.

“Somebody who’s a really great family guy,” the singer and actress said. “Like if a kid were to come up to him and tug on his shirt, he’d pick him up and twirl him around. I definitely love a family man, a guy that’s not afraid to pick up the babies. … Somebody that wants to meet my grandparents immediately. I think all those characteristics are what make a man attractive.”

Didn’t Jessica have her family man with Nick Lachey before she went on her whore-rampage?  More Chicken of the Sea please!

photo: PEOPLE

Which Celeb Singer Is The Most Talented?

Lindsay Lohan Girls Gond Bad magazine

I have my own prediction of who will win this poll. Which celebrity singer has the most actual singing talent?

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