The Fashion Police hosts never fail to surprise on their Halloween episode.

Kelly Osbourne dressed as Jennifer Lopez in a tight, gold sequined dress and wig, while George Kotsiopoulos was disguised as her estranged husband, singer Marc Anthony. Joan Rivers, who introduced the costumes, said to George, aka Marc: ”You know what your problem is? You were married to Miss Universe, then Jennifer Lopez. You’re aiming too high. Try dating Kathy Bates. She’d stay with you forever. I hear she screams like a demon.”

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Giuliana Rancic, who has made a miraculous recovery from a surgery earlier this week, joined her co-hosts as Victoria Beckham in one of her signature black mini dresses and matching sunglasses.

But Joan took the cake when she came out as Suri Cruise, the fashionista tot of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. She was even rolling Katie and Tom cut-outs.

Kelly Osbourne On Christina Aguilera: “She’s a Fat B**ch!”

This woman is nuts. Catch a re-run of this episode if you can!

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GoDaddy hotties, Danica Patrick and Jillian Michaels, presented their hot spokeswoman, comedienne Joan Rivers, as GoDaddy.co girl in a ridiculous commercial aired during the 2011 Super Bowl XLV, which was held at the Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas on Sunday (February 6)- watch video below.

Joan Rivers, The Hot New Super Bowl 2011 GoDaddy Girl?

Joan is one hot plastic grandma, but that rocking hot body does not belong to her! GoDaddy reportedly used a body double to make Joan look hot in leather short shorts and give her an incredible rack. The 77 year-old has had so many cosmetic makeovers that a double is like the sanest thing she has ever done to her body.

Jillian Michaels & Danica Patrick HOT GoDaddy SuperBowl Ads

Joan Rivers GoDaddy.co Girl Super Bowl Ad Video go on reading »

GoDaddy has been teasing us with super hot pictures of body parts from their new GoDaddy spokeswoman to be unveiled in the special commercial to air during the 2011 Super Bowl XLV (Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Green Bay Packers), which will be held at the Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas on Sunday (February 6).

2011 Super Bowl XLV Commercials: Ads Info & Sneak Peek Videos

GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons said, “We are going to out-Go Daddy ourselves with this one. Who is she? I can tell you our new Go Daddy dotCO Girl is a big name – she’s iconic, she’s edgy, she’s off the hook funny and as long as I don’t talk too much, I think most everyone will be absolutely shocked!”

“We’re not revealing this until Super Bowl Sunday. We shot the commercial on a closed set in early December. We filmed several different endings, but we haven’t decided whether we’ll reveal our new Go Daddy dotCO Girl in the broadcast version, or online – that’s something we just might decide at the eleventh hour.”

Shocked indeed. According to TMZ, Joan Rivers is the new GoDaddy girl, so the question remains: who is the owner of those sexy legs in the sneak peek above? Those are not Joan’s legs!

GoDaddy hotties, car racer Danica Patrick and trainer Jillian Michaels, are expected to join Joan Rivers in the new commercial… oh, boy! Seriously?

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Comedian/TV personality Joan Rivers was making some easy jokes at actress Lindsay Lohan’s cost on Twitter and the actress, who was recently sentenced to 90 days in jail followed by 90 days in rehab, finally decided to strike back.

VIDEO: Lindsay Lohan Begs & Cries In Court Hearing

Joan started the Twitter feud on Friday (July 9). She tweeted, “Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor. Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge. I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.” OUCH!

Lindsay Lohan’s Fingernails Flip Off Court (PHOTOS)

Finally, Joan decided to leave Lindsay alone after one last joke: “Lindsay Lohan had “F**k You” painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had “Eat me you party skank,” painted on hers.” LOL.

Samantha Ronson, who used to follow Lindsay around just to become famous for bedding the troubled actress, felt the need to defend her girl against “mean girl” Joan. Samantha tweeted, “Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can’t hear. #bully”

Lindsay Lohan Ankle Bracelet SCRAM Violation (PHOTOS)

If Samantha really was that brave, she would have included the @Joan_Rivers to send the message directly to the “bully”. Blah! That was lame, SamMan! So Lindsay had to defend herself… and it took her like 24 hours to return with a good comeback. Improvisation is not one of Lindsay’s qualities…

Lindsay tweeted, “Joan Rivers and her “stargument” make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven…. all he needs is her botox doctor. “Dr.” Drew- any ideas? Botox rehab reality show? in the words of 50 cent.. “You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth.””

Lindsay Lohan New Song Leaked: “Too Young To Die” (Audio)

50 Cent is one of the greatest “thinkers” of our time. That is one fabulous quotation! Anyway, Joan and Lindsay’s dad, Michael Lohan, would totally make a super fame-wh*ring couple. Oh! And, one more thing, “Dr.” Drew is actually a real “doctor” and he even earned his M.D. before Lindsay was even born! Just saying…

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Joan Rivers’ daughter Melissa Rivers came out to support/defend her mother against the awful, cruel plastic surgery jokes (we all know Joan is addicted to some nip/tuck!) in the new show “Comedy Central Roast Of Joan Rivers” that aired on Comedy Central on Sunday (August 9). Daughter Melissa also looks like she got under the knife recently…

Melissa, who is working in a new book titled “Life Lessons From the Red Carpet,” claims her mom can handle whatever filthy insults she was the target of. It seems like the subject of some of the cruelest jokes was Joan Rivers’ age.

How Old Is Joan Rivers?? Brad Garrett said, “Joan is so old, she’s blanked more old Jews than Bernie Madoff.” Jeff Ross added, “She’s so old that if you Google her, she’s on Craig’s and Schindler’s lists.”

Joan Rivers & Melissa Rivers Pictures

Melissa Rivers Comedy Central Video

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