Don’t be surprised if you hear in the following weeks that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with rocker John Mayer’s baby.  Also, don’t be surprised if you don’t hear about it.  A low level tabloid, New Weekly, is reporting that Aniston is showing a bump and her reunion with Mayer is over the couple’s love child.

The magazine cover also had stories on ‘McCain’s 10 Ways to Staying Young and Vigorous’ and ‘Madonna: Feminine and Sweet’ so there must be some validity to the story!

If true, it’s sad that Aniston couldn’t have pumped a rugrat or two our five years ago and kept ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Brad Pitt. However, I don’t blame Aniston for not wanting to become Mother Teresa and open up an orphanage.

Aniston’s body could go from a ‘Wonderland’ to ‘Heavier Things’ if the rumor is true!

More Photos of Jennifer and Her Mysterious Ring
 

Actress Jennifer Aniston continues her pursuit of rock boyfriend John Mayer.  The aging actress was backstage at two consecutive shows of Mayer over the weekend in London.

But the actress wasn’t just there to lend moral support: wearing a black-and-white floral halter-neck top and faded flared jeans, Aniston busily snapped away with her camera to record Mayer’s on-stage performance.

It was the second time in two days that Aniston had joined Mayer for one of his gigs. On Friday, she took a seat in the upper level of the gritty south London venue, the Brixton Academy, before leaving with Mayer at around 11:30 p.m.

Mayer has been using Aniston, the latest in his line of celebrity hookups, for several weeks now.  The two were first spotted as a couple in Miami last month.

Master Bill’s crush Jennifer Aniston, looking under every crook and cranny for a man, had dinner with musician celeb dater John Mayer Friday afternoon in Miami at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink according to People magazine.

“I was happy to accommodate them,” says Charles Bell, general manager of Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink in the Miami Design District, which opened its doors for the pair early at 3:30 p.m. for the 90-minute meal.

Sitting across from each other in a booth, their heads were close together, and they were engaged in a private conversation, says Bell.

John seems to be on a tour of every sexy Hollywood celeb’s body he can get his hands and lips on.  I feel for Aniston.  She seems to be at a point in her life where she really wants someone to spend it with.  Too bad she wasted two years with Vince ‘Ape’ Vaughn.

Shrek star Fiona Cameron Diaz and singer John Mayer have started dating according to US Weekly magazine.  Mayer seems a bit reclusive and Diaz is full of personality so the ‘opposites attract’ adage could possibly be successful here.

According to a source, Diaz, who is in New York filming the comedy What Happens in Vegas, and Mayer have known each other for awhile. “This was technically not their first time hanging out…they’ve hung out together with friends before. But this was the first time together like this. It’s new and developing…but they really like each other and it went well,” a source explained.

At least Diaz has upgraded over her last musical boyfriend Justin Timberlake. Mayer is making the rounds of Hollywood’s sexiest blondes.

Mandy Moore snuggling up against John Mayer in her potato sack and Hefty garbage bag purse make her our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day’.   It is Mandy’s first WDCOTD award.

photo: PEOPLE

Jessica Simpson continues her open thigh tour across all of Hollywood’s available men with her current lust into bad boy Jude Law.  She recently met him at the Cannes Film Festival.

Simpson says she’s fallen for Jude Law’s charming ways and it was ‘lust at first sight’ for her when she met Law recently at the Cannes Film Festival
She says, “Jude’s lovely - it was the first time I’d met him and he was very charming. I love the way he talks. His British accent and the way it makes him move his mouth are such a turn-on.”

Jessica and John Mayer broke up last week. Has anyone else noticed her pattern of hooking up with guys with the letter J?  Johnny Knoxville, John Mayer, Jude Law.

John Mayer has gotten all he can out of Jessica Simpson and has placed her politely back on the curb for her next customer.

As for why the two singers split, a friend of Mayer’s says, “John did say that he broke up [with Jessica]. He said that it was because he was just over it.”

But the pal says there is no other woman. “He’s fine about it, he’s not upset – but he’s definitely not looking for someone right now.”

A source who spoke with Mayer recently says the breakup came as a surprise: “Whenever I’ve seen them, they’ve been tight and together. I’ve never seen them argue or anything.”

Still, Mayer didn’t appear to be taking the split too hard on Thursday. The rocker stayed out until nearly 4 a.m. partying at New York hotspot Stereo. He sat at a back table in the VIP area where he drank two glasses of Jack Daniels and hung out with friends, according to sources.

Jessica’s about to start craving that marriage to super Nick she once had. She has been out, had her fun, and been driven into a few backseats by now.  Ole’ Nick doesn’t sound too bad now does he?

John Mayer can no longer argue that he and Jessica Simpson are a couple, but he could at least tell her to put something decent on to go out in public. Granted it is not horribly bad, but Jessica is still Bumpshack’s Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day.

photo: People

According to the National Enquirer, Jessica Simpson is enjoying a love triangle of her own making. She continues to date John Mayer while striking up a new romance with Luke Wilson on the set of her current film Blonde Ambition.

“Jessica certainly got back in the swing of things - and she owes it all to Luke,” a close pal told The ENQUIRER.

“A year after her divorce, she’s rediscovered just how much fun dating can be, and Luke is more than happy to play along.”

“The last thing Jessica was looking for was a new romance,” revealed the pal. She and John Mayer, 29, have been talking by phone constantly while she’s on location.

“But Luke is one of the most charming guys in Hollywood - not to mention handsome,” said the pal. “He was very generous with Jessica, constantly helping her run through lines and rehearse to make their scenes magic.”

At a previous show this week John Mayer pulled a prank on Sheryl Crow by coming out during her set dressed in a big bear costume.  Crow got him back last night by coming on stage in a bikini mocking Mayer’s summer fling with Jessica Simpson.  Crow has a sense of humor and she is still smokin’ hot in a bikini.

• Michael Jackson gets whacky in women’s clothing- Celebrity Smack!
• Sienna Miller plays the celebrity card- Celeb Slam
• Hillary Duff becomes a Sims character- Allie is Wired
• Victoria Beckham hates her naked body- Fatback and Collards
• John Mayer turns into a big stuffed mascot- Miz Monica
• The latest on Anna Nicole Smith- Nosy Snoop
• Rachel Bilson graduates into adulthood- Pink Meat Company
• Farrah Fawcett battles cancer- PopBytes
• Strep throat knocks Usher out of Chicago- Gone Hollywood

Justin Timberlake has his first #1 album as a solo artist.  ‘FutureSex/LoveSounds’ beat out new releases from Lionel Richie, Bob Seger and John Mayer for the top spot.

The ‘N Sync alumnus sold more than 684,400 copies of his sophomore solo outing “FutureSex/LoveSounds” in the week ended September 17, according to Nielsen SoundScan data reported by the trade publication. His solo debut, “Justified,” entered at No. 2 with 439,000 copies in 2002.

Timberlake’s Jive Records label said in a statement that “FutureSex/LoveSounds” was also No. 1 in Britain, Ireland, Australia and Canada, and top-five in Switzerland, Germany, Austria, the Netherlands, France, Denmark, and Hong Kong. The album’s first single, “SexyBack,” has topped Billboard’s Hot 100 chart for four weeks, Jive added.

I know Sexyback is a popular song but why? Is there any real vocal talent on that song? Any of us could have made that song and if it wouldn’t be dared played on radio if it didn’t have Timberlake’s name on it.

Complete Top 5

1. FutureSex/LoveSounds by Justin Timberlake, 684,000
2. Continium by John Mayer, 300,000
3. B’Day by Beyonce, 162,000
4. Face the Promise by Bob Seger, 150,000
5. Modern Times by Bob Dylan, 93,000

• Lindsay Lohan shows us her bald spot- Fatback and Collards
• Heidi Klum shows the young girls how to do it- Pink Meat Company
• Ben Aflleck blasts the paparazzi- Allie is Wired
• Sharon Stone and her newly adopted son- Nosy Snoop
• Rumors of a Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie wedding- Popbytes
• Eva Longoria enjoying labor day- Bumpshack
• John Mayer dumped Jessica Simpson- Dlisted
• Jessica Alba walking her dog- HQ-Beat

Musicians John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are now officially an item. People magazine is reporting that Simpson is head over heels for Mayer. Simpsons pooch Daisy gave her approval as well.

So how did the opposites-attract pairing – the music-industry equivalent of the head cheerleader hooking up with the sweetly geeky drum major – happen in the first place? After meeting at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party in 2005 – when Simpson was still married to Nick Lachey, 32 – the couple “bumped into each other” in June at New York City nightclub the Double Seven, where a source says Simpson was “flirting up a storm” with both Mayer and actor Jared Leto. The singer was especially smitten when Mayer praised her new single, “A Public Affair.” “He flattered her,” says another source.

“I feel good being married to myself right now,” sources close to her say she is savoring the new romance. “They’ve barbecued at her house,” says a Simpson insider. “She’s just started gardening, and he impressed her by knowing all the flowers she planted.” Mayer is also “the antithesis of Nick,” says the source. “He makes her feel special and beautiful and smart. Nick used to laugh when she said something that didn’t sound smart.”