
Shoot Me Up Mommy
Justin Timberlake, in introducing Madonna into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, said that he dropped his pants for the ‘Material Girl’ after she insisted upon giving him a B-12 shot in his buttocks.
He thought she was going to call a doctor for the injection, but instead, “She proceeds to pull a Ziploc bag of B-12 syringes out [of her purse] and says, ‘Drop ‘em.’
“I don’t know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants. She gave me a shot in my a– and looks at me and says, ‘Nice top shelf.’ That was one of the greatest days of my life.”
Does anyone else think that Madonna has more than likely slept with both Justin and Britney Spears? Did Madonna inject Roger Clemens with B-12 as well?
Check out Roger Friedman’s great article on what a shoddy sham the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has become. Friedman came up with this list of who has yet to make it into the HOF.
Neil Sedaka, Linda Ronstadt, Chicago, Carly Simon, Neil Diamond, Laura Nyro, The Moody Blues, Ben E. King, the late Billy Preston, Todd Rundgren, Kiss, Carole King, the late Mary Wells, Chubby Checker, Hall & Oates, Iggy Pop, Patti LaBelle, Rufus and Carla Thomas, Alice Cooper, Sonny & Cher, Glen Campbell, Leon Russell, Dionne Warwick, Ringo Starr (the only Beatle not in as a solo artist), Lesley Gore, Petula Clark, many famous record producers (Richard Perry, Phil Ramone), DJs (Cousin Brucie, Dan Ingram, Wolfman Jack, et al) who created the genre, or two dozen R&B or early rock doo-wop acts including the magnificent and tragically overlooked Little Anthony and the Imperials.
And this is really funny: Quincy Jones is not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Luckily, he doesn’t need them as much as they need him. But that’s the whole story right there, isn’t it?
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