Britain’s (Paris Hilton) Katie Price unveiled her sexy but extremely silly KP Equestrian clothing line for humans and horses on Wednesday in London, England.

Well Katie has left me kind of speechless at this silly spectacle.  I don’t know anyone who would ever ride a horse wearing something as uncomfortable as what she has on.  They would get all chapped and calloused up.  And where I grew up a horse would kick the hell out of you if you attempted to dress it like a Barbie Doll.

Now if she wants to wear that around the house or to the Super Wal-Mart then give her a trophy and tell me which one she is going to be at!

More Photos of Katie and Her Silly Horse Fashion Line

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Katie Price is set to take on the role of Elvira Mistress of the Dark in a new Hollywood movie.

Producers of Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, a remake of the classic 1988 film, are keen for Price to star in the role made famous by American actress Cassandra Peterson.

“It’s a very good time to be British in Hollywood and you can’t fail to notice Jordan - she knows how to shine,” an insider told the Daily Star. “Cassandra Peterson has been in talks about a remake for some time but didn’t want to take on the role again herself, even thought she still appears as Elvira.

“Everyone was at a loss until they spotted Jordan on a gossip website. She just looks perfect and then they discovered she has a penchant for one-liners. She will have to lose the tan, though. And Cassandra’s Elvira worked because of the mixture of her dark image and her Valley Girl wit - so Kate will have to learn an American accent.”

I used to love watching Elvira — Katie will not even remotely measure up.

source: [digital spy]

Brit glam and topless model Jordan (real name Katie Price) and husband Peter Andre have named their baby daughter Princess Tiaamii.

Tiaamii - pronounced tee-ah-me - is taken from the names of Andre’s mother Thea and Jordan’s mother Amy.Price explained to OK! magazine: “Her name is Princess Tiaamii. Princess because she is our princess and Tiaamii was Pete’s idea because it’s taken from our mums’ names.

Hopefully the lil Princess can grow up to be just like her mum.

Katie Price, known as Jordan, has released her own lingerie line as most sexy pinups are doing these days.

Notice in the group photo above the quality of women Jordan has selected to be included around her for the release photos?  It reminds me of the hot girl in high school, who being insecure, surrounded herself with the ugly girls to make herself feel more confident and stand out that much more.