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Kelly Clarkson Self Magazine Photoshop Controversy!

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American Idol Kelly Clarkson graces the cover of the latest issue of Self Magazine (September 2009). Despite claiming in Self’s interview to be completely comfortable with her body and who she is, it’s pretty clear Kelly was completely Photoshopped in the magazine’s photo shoot.

About her recent weight gain, Kelly said, “When people talk about [it], I’m like, ‘You seem to have a problem’ — I don’t, I’m fine!’ I’ve never felt uncomfortable on a red carpet or anything.”

Self Magazine Editor-in-Chief Lucy Danziger defends the photo shoot saying it’s normal procedure in the industry to make some post-production corrections but claims it wasn’t done to make Kelly look thinner.

Danziger said, “Kelly Clarkson exudes confidence, and is a great role model for women of all sizes and stages of their life. She works out and is strong and healthy, and our picture shows her confidence and beauty. She literally glows from within. That is the feeling we’d all want to have. We love this cover and we love Kelly Clarkson.”

In fact, Kelly does look a lot slimmer in the photo shoot. I just don’t understand why this is a problem. It happens all the time. Do we need to remind you of Kim Kardashian Photoshop scandal (photos here)?

Kelly is a talented young lady and she is honest about her addiction to Photoshop. If she feels good exactly how she is, why do the media have to keep criticizing her appearance and basically just calling her fat!?!

Kelly Clarkson “I Do Not Hook Up” Music Video

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Kelly Clarkson’s second single out of her “All I Ever Wanted” album is the upbeat song “I Do Not Hook Up”. I love this music video. Kelly is getting more comfortable with playing with the cameras and she looks absolutely hot. What do you think of Kelly’s “I Do Not Hook Up” video??


Kelly Clarkson “My Life Would Suck Without You” Music Video + Lyrics

Kelly Clarkson Addicted To Photoshop: “I Do Not Hook Up” Single Cover

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American Idol Kelly Clarkson revealed the cover of new single “I Do Not Hook Up”, out of her new album “All I Ever Wanted”, on her website. I’m loving the colorful cover “art”… yep, it doesn’t look like Kelly at all, but she is an amazing girl and she has no problem admitting she does Photoshop!

Kelly admits that girl on the cover of her singles isn’t exactly her. The 26 year-old blogged about herMy Life Would Suck Without You” cover: “it’s very colorful and they have definitely photo-shopped the crap out of me but i don’t care haha! whoever she is, she looks great ha! I’ve had so much fun with this album i really hope y’all dig it woohooooooooooo!!!!

Kelly isn’t the only celeb addicted to Photoshop! Kim Kardashian recently had to defend her cellulite and airbrushed photo shoot for Complex Magazine (see photos here>>).

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Kelly Clarkson’s Awkward Oprah Interview (Video)


American Idol Kelly Clarkson was on Oprah last week. “My Life Would Suck Without You” singer made Oprah Winfrey really uncomfortable when they started talking about Kelly’s eight rescue dogs (one of them was left behind during Hurricane Katrina). Kelly doesn’t understand how some people could have left their dogs behind to what Oprah replied “some people had to”. Touche!!

I can totally understand why Oprah would get irritated by Kelly’s statement – dogs are like family and they shouldn’t be left behind but some people were fighting for their lives. Some people just didn’t have a choice!

Kanye West to Perform on ‘American Idol’

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Egomaniac Kanye West will perform his hit song ‘Heartless’ on the March 11th American Idol results show.  The performance was announced last night on Idol.  Alumn Kelly Clarkson will also perform that night.  She will sing ‘My Life Would Suck Without You.’ Perhaps the best 3rd grade song title of all-time.

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Kelly Clarkson Would Be a Lesbian If She Could

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In a recent interview Kelly Clarkson talks about her new album “All I Ever Wanted” and the story behind her latest single “My Life Would Suck Without You” (watch music video here>>). Kelly completely denies Katy Perry’s influence on her new album and the rumors she is a lesbian – nope, Kelly loves men way too much to play for the other team.

Kelly also speaks about blogger Perez’s concern for her weight, sexual orientation and the possibility to have a woman as President of the USA. Here are some highlights from Kelly Clarkson’s PopEater interview:

‘My Life Would Suck Without You’ is obviously a tale of love/hate. What was the inspiration behind the song?
Honestly, [songwriting duo] Max [Martin] and Luke [Lukasz "Dr. Luke" Gottwald], who wrote [my song] ‘Since U Been Gone’ … it kind of came about the same way. They sent me the song, but it was kind of a different take on the message. I said, “I love the beat, I love the song, but I’d rather it be something I would really say, and I’ll sell it better if it is something I would relate to.” They kind of rewrote the message around this tough take on a sweet relationship. It’s saying, “We’re horrible for each other, but at the same time I don’t want anyone else.”

Your last album, ‘My December,’ was quite a personal affair. How would you describe the new album, ‘All I Ever Wanted’?
It’s kind of like a roller coaster, because 1) I’m a woman, but 2) I love that ride through an album because it tells a story. But there’s some really fun stuff on here that I’ve never done before — like this one song I did with Ryan Tedder from OneRepublic called ‘If I Can’t Have You.’ It’s very like Eurythmics meets the Killers — very different for me. It’s a lot sexier. People think it’s so funny because they know I’m not that girl. Then there’s other stuff like ‘Cry,’ which is the most personal song on the album and is about betrayal. Anyway, [the album] is very personal and all over the place. All my albums always have been. I don’t know about you, but I get really pissed off when I buy an album and every song’s the same. I’m like, “Man, you just wasted my money. I could’ve just got one song.” Some artists complain about leaking a bit of the album with each song. I’m like, “That’s just forcing you to come out with better music.”

Is it accurate to say, as Rolling Stone magazine did, that Katy Perry is a major influence on your new album?
Um, no. I mean, what’s funny … I like Katy Perry. Katy and [new 'American Idol' judge] Kara DioGuardi wrote a song, ‘I Do Not Hook Up,’ which is probably going to be my second single. But we’re very different. I honestly don’t think we’re very comparable. I’m a huge Katy Perry fan, but no, I think people are saying that because I worked with Max and Luke. But I mean, I worked with Max and Luke before [her].

A large part of your fan base is gay, and there’s a longstanding rumor that you are a lesbian. Is there any truth to that?
I get that all the time. People are like, “Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I’d really love it.” Lesbians tell it to me all the time. I’m like, “I’m glad it works for you and I wish I liked women like that because oftentimes men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.” I could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man. I don’t really care if you’re black, white, yellow, gay, straight, crazy, whatever. As long as you’re cool and you like the music, and you’re coming out to have a good time at the shows, I don’t really care. I have everything I just said in my family, so I’m just used to being surrounded by that. I just don’t know any different.

Celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton seems especially concerned about your weight and sexuality. How do you handle such scrutiny?
Honestly, I don’t know what the hell I did to [Perez]. He’s very concerned about my sexuality and my weight, which I’m not. I learned at a very young age from my father: “Honey, you’re never gonna be able to control what people think about you or say about you; you might as well just stop worrying about it.” I learned on ‘Idol’ not to read any of it — never. You’re either going to become one these people that you know have just totally lost perspective because everybody’s tooted their horn so much, or you’re gonna crawl in some hole and want to kill yourself because people are just so mean. I enjoy our conversation right now, but I won’t read what we do.

We just elected the first African-American president. Do you think in our time we’ll see a female president?
Oh, definitely. I don’t care regardless — female, male, whatever — I just want someone that’s about change, and that’s what [Barack Obama] campaigned on, and that’s what I’m hoping happens. I’m very much a Barack fan.

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Kelly Clarkson “My Life Would Suck Without You” Music Video + Lyrics


Kelly Clarkson has debuted the music video for her first single “My Life Would Suck Without You” from her fourth album “All I Ever Wanted“. I love the video! It’s very colorful, a lot of action and the usual kiss at the end. Kelly looks amazing too! I wonder if she ever thought about an acting career!?! :mrgreen:

Kelly said she didn’t recognize the girl on the cover of her own album (see single and album cover here>>): “they have definitely photo-shopped the crap out of me but I don’t care haha.” I would have to disagree because Kelly looks fabulous in this video, just like the girl on her album cover.

Kelly Clarkson’s “My Life Would Suck Without You” Lyrics Below go on reading »

Kelly Clarkson “All I Ever Wanted” Album Cover - “My Life Would Suck Without You” Music & Lyrics

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Kelly Clarkson got a fresh new look for her fourth album, “All I Ever Wanted“, coming out on March 17. The first single “My Life Would Suck Without You” is set to be release on January 16th but you can hear it HERE first>>

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So what do you think about Kelly Clarkson’s new look and new single?? Hot or not??

Kelly Clarkson’s “My Life Would Suck Without You” Lyrics Below go on reading »

Tour Dates for Kelly Clarkson’s Fall Tour

Here are the dates for Kelly Clarkson’s fall My December tour.  Her summer tour was canceled after poor album sales and a very public feud with her boss Clive Davis of BMG.

Here’s the lineup for Clarkson’s My December tour:

• Oct. 10: Verona, N.Y. (Turning Stone Casino)

• Oct. 14-16: New York (Beacon Theatre)

• Oct. 18: Philadelphia (Tower Theatre)

• Oct. 21: Uncasville, Conn. (Mohegan Sun)

• Oct. 23: Boston (Orpheum Theatre)

• Oct. 24: Washington, D.C. (DAR Constitution Hall)

• Oct. 26: Buffalo, N.Y. (Seneca Casino)

• Oct. 28: Detroit (Fillmore)

• Oct. 30: Toronto (Massey Hall)

• Nov. 1: Chicago (Chicago Theatre)

• Nov. 2: Minneapolis (State Theatre)

• Nov. 5: Denver (Paramount Theatre)

• Nov. 10: San Jose, Calif. (Events Center)

• Nov. 12: Seattle (Paramount Theatre)

• Nov. 14: Sacramento, Calf. (Memorial Auditorium)

• Nov. 16: San Diego (Civic Auditorium)

• Nov. 18: Los Angeles (Gibson Amphitheatre)

• Nov. 20: Phoenix (Gammage Theatre)

• Nov. 23: Dallas (Nokia Theatre)

• Nov. 25: Houston (Verizon Wireless Theatre)

• Nov. 27: Atlanta (Cobb Energy Center)

• Nov. 29: Miami (Mizner Park)

• Dec. 1: Tampa, Fla. (Ruth Eckerd Hall)

• Dec. 3: Nashville (Ryman Auditorium)

Kelly Clarkson’s Sales Continue to Slump

Clive Davis was right about how bad former American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson’s album would perform with the general public.  Clarkson early this year slammed Davis for his opinion of her album.  She later publicly apologized to him.

Her current album My December, a dark departure signaling the singer’s artistic independence and emotional turmoil, is falling short of its two peppy pop predecessors. In its sixth week on the Billboard chart, the disc dropped six slots to No. 21 after selling 26,500 copies, down 14% from last week’s 31,000, for a total of 562,000, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

That pales against Breakaway’s six-week benchmarks in early 2005, when it hit 1 million in sales and sat at No. 10 with a weekly take of 67,000 copies. Six weeks into its run, her 2003 debut Thankful was No. 13 with weekly sales of 81,000 and a total of 1.1 million.

Old white men who have been in the music business for dozens of years are usually pretty right, especially when they can control your marketing budget as well.  I think Kelly learned her lesson this time.  Clive was probably pretty right about his analysis of the album as well.

Kelly Clarkson Slams Clive Davis

Bulging diva Kelly Clarkson might not be the sharpest cookie.  This latest conclusion being made after Clarkson slammed her BMG/RCI boss Clive Davis.

Clarkson says she told Davis: “I don’t know you very well, and I am not a bull-[bleep]er. I get [that] you don’t like the album. You’re 80; you’re not supposed to like my album.”

Clive is an icon in the business and responsible for the success of dozens upon dozens of entertainers.  Kelly, you probably aren’t too smart to bite the hand that feeds you. Almost every review of your album has sucked, not just those by 80-year-olds.

Clarkson had to cancel her summer tour due to poor ticket sales.

Kelly Clarkson Cancels Summer Tour

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Kelly Clarkson is canceling her summer tour due mostly to the fact that she was having a hard time selling tickets.  This comes one day after firing her manager and on the heels of her feud with music mogul Clive Davis about her upcoming album My December.

“In the craziness of the music business, performing is what I look forward to doing the most, so it really is disappointing for me to have to tell you that I won’t be coming out to tour this summer. The fact is that touring is just too much too soon.

“But I promise you that we’re going to get back out there as soon as is humanly possible to give you a show that will be even better,” she added.

Maybe if Clarkson quit performing on every awards show and oversaturating America with her music then more people would buy up tickets to come see her live. Basically why pay to see KC in concert when you can see her perform one or two songs at almost every awards show that exists.

Jordin Sparks Wins ‘American Idol 6′

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Seventeen-year-old Jordin Sparks beat out beat-boxer Blake Lewis to win season six of American Idol.

I had never seen a season of Idol before this year and I didn’t miss but one or two episodes in the process.  Jordin deserved to win this competition.  Jordin was the best overall package on the show this year.  She will only be more and more packaged in the next few months as she works on her debut album.

Performers on last nights show included Gwen Stefani (via feed from her live concert), Kelly Clarkson, Smokey Robinson, top six male finalists, Doug E. Fresh (beat-boxing with Blake), top six female finalists, Gladys Knight, Tony Bennett, BeBe and CeCe Winans, Carrie Underwood, Sanjaya Malakar with Aerosmith’s Joe Perry, Green Day, Taylor Hicks, Ruben Studdard, Bette Middler (what the heck was that about….horrific), Kelly Clarkson (again…please, once was enough), Taylor Hicks (again….better than the first time), Carrie Underwood (again), and Ruben (again).

What a bunch of show filler at the end. So much that it ran over the alloted TIVO time schedule.  I had to get on the phone to find out.

Congratulations to Miss Jordin Sparks. You have a huge career ahead of you……and a birthday coming up where you will then be able to see R-rated movies.

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New Victoria’s Secret Girl- Ashlee Simpson

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Victoria’s Secret Pink line has a new cover girl in Ashlee Simpson. The Pink line is geared towards teen girls, although I see women of all ages wearing it.

She ought to be able to afford some flashy new digs. It will soon be announced that the 21-year-old will front the campaign for Victoria’s Secret’s new line, Pink. She beat out finalist Kelly Clarkson to become the face (and hips and legs and … well, everything else) of the new line of younger, “cuter” lingerie.

Simpson also is moving in with her boyfriend.

West Coast spies say she’s selling her Encino home to move in with boyfriend Braxton Olita. (Young Braxton, who plays guitar in her shows, has also graduated from sleeping in the band tour bus to bedding down in Ashley’s own private coach, I hear.)

I guess Papa Joe has loosened all the family rules for the younger rebellious daughter. I am sure Jessica’s divorce played a role as well. Joe reminds me of Joe Jackson. Father of the Jackson musical clan. If you know anything about him, then I need not say any more.