Lindsay Lohan, in character as Kimberly on the Ugly Betty set in New York, takes fashion to a new low and is therefore rewarded and honored as our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day’.
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Actress Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson munched shopped the afternoon away Thursday afternoon at Sadine in Los Angeles. The two tried on clothes for each other and embraced frequently, as they often got lost in each other’s eyes. Lindsay tried on several sexy dresses for Sam, but the favor went unreturned by Ronson.
Ronson with her new dark dye job reminds me a lot of Alanis Morissette.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Shopping in Los AngelesÂ
I give Lindsay Lohan credit for taking time to ‘go off on’ the paparazzi for asking her about her sister Ali Lohan’s supposed breast implants. Lindsay responded, after having time to think about the question, on her MySpace blog.
Here is what Lindsay said on her MySpace blog:
hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?�
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!�
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL
Mad props to Lohan for standing up for her family. I found her to be brutally honest in this post and give her a lot of credit for it. People can say what they want about her relationship with Samantha Ronson but Li-Lo seems to be in a much better place than she was a year ago.
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Actress Lindsay Lohan continues to spend what seems like every possible second with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Here she was snapped outside of Barney’s in Beverly Hills in Ronson’s dirty Black Porsche with her orange Fanta.
I am starting to think these two might actually tie the knot with California’s new gay marriage policy.
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Drama magnet Lindsay Lohan was treated and released at a New York hospital early Saturday morning after a motorcycle bike hit her (or came close) according to media reports out of New York City.
Lohan was taken to Beth Israel Medical Center, where she was treated and released at 4 a.m. Saturday, according to the Post.
Lohan had been out clubbing with girlfriend/lover Samantha Ronson. Lohan is reported to be doing fine and is likely at a new club tonight with Ronson.
Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are becoming more public that they are in fact dating and very serious about each other.
Sam posted the steamy photo (see above) of her making out with the 22-year old Lohan on her MySpace page.
Ronson also bought Lindsay a $22,000 ring for her 22nd birthday. Some entertainment writers are claiming that the ring is in fact an engagement ring (that is legal now in Cali ya know).
Nice kiss by the way! I give it a 9 out of 10.  And the countdown until the sex tape starts now!
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Jessica Simpson is back on top of the charts. Instead of her latest album being a bust, her bust has instead put her at #1 on the list of the ‘Best Celebrity Boobs’ list. Papa Joe Simpson was so ecstatic at his lil’ girls latest accomplishment that he couldn’t be reached for comment.
Best Celebrity Boobs List
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
This list is extremely debatable. I have never noticed about 70% of this list. Jessica probably deserves the #1 spot. A bit surprising Pamela Anderson is not on the list, but perhaps she was not eligible after her 5th boob job.
Ashley Kaufmann has become very popular over night. Kaufmann is the new Lohan (half) sister and their father, Michael Lohan, has even admitted as much in several letters to Ashley and her mom Kristi Kaufmann according to ‘OK! Magazine’.
Now the mother of this little known teenager — whose name is Ashley — is speaking out about her ordeal. Kristi Kaufmann, who now lives in Montana with her husband and daughter, says she went public with the news after trying for over a decade to get Michael to live up to his obligations as a dad.
“Many times I offered to do this privately so the other Lohan kids wouldn’t be hurt,” Kristi told OK!. “But Michael would not live up to his obligations.”
Kristi says she met Lohan at dinner with a mutal friend in the 1980’s. Years later, the two met up again in 1994 and began an affair.
One can start to understand why Lindsay Lohan has as many issues at such a young age.  Her dad is a dead-beat loser. Her mom is more concerned about her own fame and success than being a good mother. Lindsay truly doesn’t have anyone to look up to and admire as a parental role model.
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Dina Lohan, mother to Lindsay and Ali Lohan, told OK! magazine in an exclusive interview that if ex-husband Michael Lohan wants respect then he needs to be respectful in his blog about Dina’s reality TV show that he writes for OK!.
As for her ex, Michael Lohan’s new weekly blog for OKmagazine.com, Dina was a bit more passionate, telling OK!, “My husband writes a blog for you–not you, OK!– about my show! I know he’s my kids’ dad. They can talk to him whenever they want, I don’t stop them. I just want him to be respectful. It’s all about respect. You give respect, you get respect.”
Dina also went on to talk about Lindsay’s lesbian relationship with Samantha Roson and the possibility of the two getting married:
“If she’s happy, I’m happy,” Dina tells OK! exclusively. “That’s all I’ll say.” Dina adds, “Samantha’s great. I’ve known her and her family for ten years.”
It would be immensely entertaining to have a reality TV show that would have the Lohan’s compete against Hulk Hogan and his family for the title of ‘Looniest Celebrity Family.’
Last night debuted the first episode of E!’s new reality TV show called Living Lohan which stars Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina Lohan and kid sister Ali Lohan. The one key ingredient missing from the show is Lindsay herself. However, she is not forgotten as mom and sis mention her or what she is doing throughout the 30 minute show.
Sure, the half-hour premiere (at 9:30 p.m.) ostensibly is all about hard-driving stage mom/manager Dina Lohan’s efforts to now launch younger daughter Ali’s music career. But Lindsay is referenced in virtually every scene. The closest she comes to actually appearing is a one-sided phone conversation Dina has with her — asking about yet another tabloid rumor.
The first episode ends on a cliffhanger as Ali confronts aspiring record producer Jeremy Green with a newspaper story she found online. In it, Green coyly avoids confirming or denying he’s in a relationship with Lindsay Lohan. He had been providing some songs for Ali, but the story shocked the Lohans because, as Ali points out, ”Lindsay’s never laid eyes on him … she’s never met him.”
Hogan Knows Best truly turned Hulk Hogan’s family from a semi-normal celeb fam into the most dysfunctional family in the news currently. Perhaps Living Lohan can have the opposite effect on the Lohan’s and turn them into a sweet, caring and normal clan.
Dina, drop us an email at Bumpshack@gmail.com, we need to catch up!
Maria Markova has sued Lindsay Lohan for an unspecified amount for stealing and wearing a $12,000 fur coat that belongs to Markova.
Maria “Masha” Markova filed a civil lawsuit in Manhattan Supreme Court on Monday. The suit asks for “punitive and exemplary damages” but does not specify the amount.
“Let it be up to a jury to decide,” Markova’s attorney, Merrill Cohen, told ABCNEWS.com, “if it goes that far.”
Cohen previously told ABCNEWS.com, “If we filed suit, we would seek punitive damages in the six-figure range. It has to be something that’s going to be substantial, that makes her accountable for what she did.”
If I was the judge I would just throw this case out. You have one rich girl (who can obviously afford a $12,000 coat) suing another rich girl for wearing her coat. It’s just silly with all the real crime that is out there.
I just think it’s hot that someone is still wearing real fur!
As if BEING a sex addict in real life were not enough, Lindsay Lohan has accepted the role of a sex addict in a new film.
I wonder if she was the first name that popped in their heads?
Apparently Lohan didn’t get enough from her role in, “I Know Who Killed Me?” She only won two razzies for worst actress in the SAME MOVIE! Being the masochist that she is, now she’s stripping down to play a sex-addicted waitress.
The movie will be titled “Florence“, and Lindsay will apparently earn a mere $75,000 for her part as the sex-crazed server.
A source says,
“She just wants to remind people she can act and she’s worth hiring.”?
Florence? I’ll tell you what comes to mind for me, Mel’s Diner – Alice and Flo were best friends and co-workers, Flo was the slutty one who chewed a lot of gum.
Lindsay will change it up a bit and chew Ariva.
The widely circulated video still photos (see here) of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape with Calum Best are likely another raunchy reddish-blonde and not Lohan according to Backseat Cuddler.
This doesn’t mean there isn’t a sex tape(s) of Lohan still waiting to be discovered or sold by money-hungry ex-boyfriends.
Billy Ray Cyrus denied deleting Lindsay Lohan’s phone number from his daughter Miley Cyrus’ cell phone in an interview with radio host Ryan Seacrest on Tuesday.
On Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday morning, the Idol host brought up reports claiming that the two young stars met Grammy weekend and traded numbers, but that Billy Ray went through Miley’s phone and erased Lindsay’s digits.
Billy Ray’s response: Not true. “We love Lindsay,” he said.
Translation: Heck yeah he deleted Lohan’s number and congrats on doing it Billy!
Miley had a bit of controversy earlier this year for racy photos she placed on MySpace. Otherwise she has had a squeaky clean image.
The beautiful Lindsay Lohan gets naked and blonde bobbed as Marilyn Monroe for the new issue of ‘New York’ magazine. Lohan, never one to blend into the crowd, goes topless with a blonde wig for several photos within the pages of the rag.
I am a fan of Marilyn and sober Lindsay, but I wasn’t all that impressed by these photos or the cover shot. Some of the photos below she looks strung out…perhaps just freckled out. Firecrotch Lives On!
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Lindsay Lohan fell of the proverbial wagon New Year’s Eve in Italy when she was caught on video chugging champagne straight out of the bottle on the dance floor.
If you can believe lawyers or publicists then here is what Lohan’s lawyer, Blair Berk, had to say about the slip according to TMZ:
Blair Berk, Lindsay’s lawyer, told TMZ, “The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”
In related Lohan news, she kissed three Italian men within 24 hours before bedding actor Dario Faiella.
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The never boring Lindsay Lohan broke in the new year by kissing three different men within 24 hours before taking Dario Faiella back to her hotel room and bedding the Italian actor and son of musician Peppino Di Capri.
Only actor Dario Faiella, the son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri, headed back to her hotel. But Li-Lo was clearly smitten with her choice, as she showed an undressed Faiella her appreciation with a loving hand on his derriére out on her room balcony.
Lohan’s 24 hour triangle of men was confusing for sure so I tried to break them down in order of accepting her spit:
Well all I can say is that she seems like a woman that goes after and gets whatever she wants. She had been hanging with Heroes star Hayden Panettiere before dumping her to start her Italian conquest.
Lindsay Lohan is creating a stir again that she might in fact be a lesbian. The recovering addict is now being romantically linked to Courtenay Semel. Page Six reports that the two are living together and are often seen holding hands. There were most recently spotted at the house warming of Hollywood “Power Lesbian” Jeanette Longoria.
WE might not see Lindsay Lohan fall into anything serious with a guy anytime soon — sources say the starlet is investing most of her time in her new best friend, Courtenay Semel. Last week, Lohan attended a holiday and house-warming party at the Los Angeles home of “Power Lesbian” Jeanette Longoria with Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, one partygoer told Page Six. The spy at the sapphic soiree also overheard the duo refer to themselves as roommates, and one Hollywood insider claimed they’ve been living together in a house in LA for about a month.
“Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour,” said our spywitness. “The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time.” The tipster added, “Every time I see Lindsay, there’s Courtenay. They are always together.”
Lesbian rumors are no stranger to Miss Lohan. Previously she has been said to have a munching habit for D.J. Samantha Ronson.
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Lindsay Lohan is a free woman again after checking out of jail Thursday night. Oh wait….you didn’t know Lohan was locked up in the slammer? Well it’s probably because you had dinner and missed it. Lohan was fingerprinted, booked and released just 84 minutes later.
According to the sheriff’s department Web site, the actress turned herself in at 10:30 a.m., and was released at 11:54 a.m. The jail has a long-standing policy of releasing non-violent offenders early due to overcrowding.
“Ms. Lohan was cooperative,” sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore tells PEOPLE. “She was fingerprinted, photographed, and put in a holding cell, but was let go due to our early release policy.”
I find this one hard to believe. Lohan gets 84 minutes for two DUI arrests and a high speed chase? If Paris got 45 days for violating her probation then Lohan should have AT LEAST spend the night in jail. If I were the judge I would have given her 30 days in jail for her SECOND DUI arrest.
Lindsay Lohan had been avoiding our daily ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day’ honor, but today she is the lucky recipient of our prestigious award. I really have no words to describe what she is wearing here or why she thought those boots were a good idea. So have at it and let ‘er rip in the comments.
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