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Top 5 Immortal Celebs

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Which celebrities will be able to continue cashing in and inspiring future generations from beyond the grave?? This may sound a bit morbid but PopEater came up with a great list of five celebrities who have potential to become legends and another list of celebs who are fast-food fame products and will be quickly forgotten.

Top 5 Immortal Celebs

  • George Clooney
  • Madonna
  • Bono
  • Oprah Winfrey
  • Johnny Depp

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Lady GaGa: Top 10 Wildest Outfits

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Eccentric singer Lady GaGa is well known for her peculiar and risky fashion sense. PopEater came up with a top ten list of GaGa’s wildest, most bizarre, outrageous and extraordinary outfits which include masks, an exploding bustier and a bubble dress.

Check Out TOP 10 Lady GaGa’s Outfits At PopEater>>

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Forbes TOP 10 Highest Paid Men On Primetime 2009

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Simon Cowell, American Idol judge, is the highest paid men on primetime in 2009 according to a list released by Forbes on Wednesday (November 11). Ah, Donald Trump got stuck at number 2 and American Idol host Ryan Seacrest is #3 on the list.

Forbes TOP 10 Highest Paid Women On Primetime 2009

2009 Top 10 Highest Paid Men On Primetime:

  1. Simon Cowell - $75 million
  2. Donald Trump - $50 million
  3. Ryan Seacrest - $38 million
  4. Charlie Sheen - $21 million
  5. Steve Carell - $20 million
  6. Howie Mandel - $15 million
  7. Kiefer Sutherland - $13 million
  8. Jeff Foxworthy - $11 million
  9. Hugh Laurie - $10 million
  10. David Caruso - $9 million (tie) & Patrick Dempsey - $9 million (tie)

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TOP 10 Celebrities We Want To Follow On Twitter

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PopEater came up with a fantastic list of celebrities who need to start using the world’s most famous social networking site, Twitter. We would love to know everything about them – what they are doing, what they are thinking – but these hot celebs are probably too busy dealing with their own complicated, scandalous lives.

Top 10 Celebrities We Want To Follow On Twitter

  • Robert Pattinson
  • Megan Fox
  • Angelina Jolie
  • Whitney Houston
  • Amy Winehouse

Complete List Of Celebrities We Want To Follow On Twitter At PopEater>>

I would personally like to add Johnny Depp to that list but I confess I might be a little too obsessed and his life is most probably really boring. Tell us which celebs you would like to see on this list in the comments below.

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Top 10 Infamous Celebrity Interviews

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PopEater came up with a list of the most scandalous, most memorable celebrity interviews of all time, which includes Tom Cruise’s crazy interview on Oprah, Bill Clinton’s interview for 60 minutes and Britney Spears’ meltdown during an interview with Matt Lauer.

Top 10 Infamous Celebrity Interviews

  • Chris Brown on Larry King Live
  • Tom Cruise jumping on the couch on Oprah
  • Hugh Grant on Jay Leno after prostitution scandal
  • Whitney Houston’s “crack is whack” interview with Diane Sawyer
  • Paris Hilton humiliated on Letterman after jail time

FULL List of Infamous Celebrity Interviews & VIDEOS At PopEater>>

Top 10 Celebrity Scandals

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PopEater came up with a list of the most shocking celebrity scandals of all time that include sex, adultery, incest, indecent exposure and Lindsay Lohan. Two of the biggest scandals were revealed only recently when Mackenzie Phillips confessed her incestuous relationship with her father John Phillips of ‘The Mamas & the Papas’ and David Letterman admitted having sexual affairs with staffers.

Bumpshack took the liberty to add to the list and complete the top 10 with Miley Cyrus, the over-sexualized Disney star. You may ask ‘why Miley?’ and here is the Top 10 reasons for Miley to be included in the scandalous list.

Complete TOP 10 Celebrity Scandals At PopEater>>

Top 10 One Name Celebs

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PopEater came up with this list of celebrities that are so famous they don’t even need a last name. We know every little details about their lives, their families and what they are doing every hour of every day – we know them so well we refer to them only by their first names.

Top 10 One Name Celebs

  • Oprah – there can only be one Oprah, Oprah Winfrey, the talk show queen and media mogul also known as ‘O’, simply ‘O’.
  • Beyonce – former Destiny’s Child, Beyonce Knowles, is best known for her amazing powerful voice and her bootylicious moves.
  • Britney – do we need to say more? Pop star turned mom turned trainwreck but Britney Spears is still the one-and-only Princess of Pop.

Complete Top 10 One Name Celebs at PopEater>>

Other stars that could have been included in this list are Snoop (Snoop Dogg), Miley (Miley Cyrus) and Lindsay (Lindsay Lohan). Did we forget to mention other famous one name celebs??

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Forbes TOP 10 Highest Paid Women On Primetime 2009

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Tyra Banks is the highest paid woman on primetime in 2009 according to the list released by Forbes on Wednesday (October 14). ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star Katherine Heigl comes in second place with the astonishing amount of $18 million per year. Another surprise in the list is that both Eva Longoria and Marcia Cross make more money than their fellow ‘Desperate Housewives’ co-star Teri Hatcher.

2009 Top 10 Highest Paid Women On Primetime:

  1. Tyra Banks: $30 million
  2. Katherine Heigl: $18 million
  3. Marg Helgenberger: $9.5 million
  4. Eva Longoria: $9 million
  5. Mariska Hargitay: $8.5 million
  6. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: $8 million
  7. Maura Tierney: $8 million
  8. Tina Fey: $7 million
  9. Marcia Cross: $6.2 million
  10. Jennifer Love Hewitt & Ellen Pompeo (tie): $6 million

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Jessica Biel Is The Most Dangerous Celebrity Online

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McAfee Inc. reports searches for the actress Jessica Biel are more likely to infect your computer with spyware and virus than searches for any other celebrity. There is a one-in-five chance of ending up at a malicious website when you search for Justin Timberlake’s girl. Brad Pitt topped the list last year.

“Cybercriminals are star watchers, too,” said Jeff Green, senior vice president of McAfee’s product development. “They latch onto popular celebrities to encourage the download of malicious software in disguise.”

The latest celebrity threat to our computers was the Erin Andrews’ peephole videos scandal but if you want a safe search just type in Barack Obama’s Mom Jeans or Michelle Obama’s short shorts.

Top 10 Most Dangerous Celebs Online:

  1. Jessica Biel
  2. Beyonce Knowles
  3. Jennifer Aniston
  4. Tom Brady
  5. Jessica Simpson
  6. Gisele Bundchen
  7. Miley Cyrus
  8. Megan Fox
  9. Angelina Jolie
  10. Brad Pitt

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Louisville, Colorado Tops Money Magazine Best Places To Live 2009 (Photos)

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Money Magazine just revealed the Top 100 Best Places To Live for the year of 2009. This list is topped by small towns with strong local economies, great schools, affordable homes, low crime and beautiful scenery.

Top 5 Best Places To Live:

  1. Louisville, Colorado
  2. Chanhassen, Minnesota
  3. Papillion, Nebraska
  4. Middleton, Wisconsin
  5. Milton, Massachusetts

Complete Top 100 Money Magazine Best Places To Live at CNN

Money Magazine 2009 Best Places To Live Top 5 Photos Below go on reading »

Chace Crawford Is 2009’s Hottest Bachelor

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Actor Chace Crawford was named the Hottest Bachelor of 2009 in People’s tenth annual “Summer’s Hottest Bachelor” issue. Also included in this sexy single men list are Zach Braff, Prince Harry, tennis player Rafael Nadel, Shia LaBeouf, Brody Jenner, and, of course, Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson.

In an interview for the Hottest Bachelor issue of People Magazine, the 23 year-old actor admits he still talks to his parents every day, goes on vacation with his younger sister and would never date a married woman like his character in the hit TV show Gossip Girl.

Here are some highlights

On his first kiss: “It was fifth grade. Her name was Kiley Smith and she was my best friend’s twin sister. It was one of those super-awkward things. We were at camp, on a lake, really picturesque—it’s kind of seared into memory! We’re still friends.”

On a perfect date: “All you need is a pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation. The day a girl beats me in a game of Beirut [a kind of beer pong] is a good sign!”
On being single: “I’m not not looking for a girlfriend—but I’m not particularly looking for a girlfriend, either. I’m not knocking having a relationship; at the end of the day, you want to share with someone. But I just look at it as: I have the rest of my life to do that. I’m not in any rush.”

On dating Carrie Underwood: “I have nothing bad to say about that experience. It was awesome. I just didn’t know how to deal with it. I learned a ton about dating someone in that kind of spotlight. It was such a whirlwind, but no regrets.”

On those made-up gay rumors about him and Gossip Girl co-star Ed Westwick: “You know what we really did the first time we heard it? Ed goes, “Oh, did you hear that rumor about us being gay?” I was like, “Yeah, man.” He starts laughing and we’re kind of like, “Okay, you want to go play pool and have a beer?”

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Beyonce Covers Forbes Celebrity 100 Issue

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Actress/singer Beyonce, who is ranked number four in the rich and famous celebrity list, covers the special Celebrity 100 Forbes issue. Angelina Jolie, who earned $27 million, kicked Oprah out of the number one spot and her archrival Jennifer Aniston takes #8 spot while Brad Pitt is number 9.

The Forbes power ranking is based not only on earnings but also visibility in the past year.

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Top 10 Celebrity 100 Forbes List

  1. Angelina Jolie - $27 million
  2. Oprah Winfrey - $275 million
  3. Madonna - $110 million
  4. Beyonce - $87 million
  5. Tiger Woods - $110 million
  6. Bruce Springsteen - $70 million
  7. Steven Spielberg - $150 million
  8. Jennifer Aniston - $25 million
  9. Brad Pitt - $28 million
  10. Kobe Bryant - $45 million

Top 5 Twitter Mobile Apps

Are you addicted to Twitter?? Here are the twitter mobile applications you must have to keep up with all your friends, family and share whatever you are doing and thoughts via tweets.

1. TwitterBerry (BlackBerry)

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2. Tweetie (iPhone and iPod Touch)

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Top 5 Twitter Tools

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Twitter is a free social messaging utility for staying connected in real-time, where you can send messages up to 140 characters called tweets. Tweets are posted on your profile page and send out to all your followers’ timeline.

When you are only following a couple of people like close friends and family, it is easy to keep refreshing the Twitter home page for updates. But when you start following a couple hundred and also use Twitter for business, you have to use this tools to help you keep up, tweet smarter and save your precious time.

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  1. TweetDeck – Our personal favorite! TweetDeck gives you the last 200 tweets made by Twitters you are following and organizes your @replies and Direct Messages (DMs) in different columns. You can also group people you are following into different groups/columns (family, friends…) to easily keep up with their tweets. Reply, retweet and DM with just one click!
  2. Twitpic – This tool allows you to share pictures on Twitter.
  3. TweetLater – You can easily schedule your tweets for a later time, get emails with your keyword alerts and send instant “Thank You” messages to your new followers with TweetLater. If you have more than one Twitter account, this tool is a must have.
  4. Twitter Timer – Follow @timer, send a DM with a number (minutes) and message and Twitter Timer will remind you to do that important task you keep forgetting. For example, DM @timer with the message 60 business meeting and it will remind you to go to your business meeting in 60 minutes.
  5. GroupTweet – You can send messages to a specific group of your followers with GroupTweet. This is a great tool for business groups since you can make its settings private and exchange information via tweets safely.

Twitter is hot at the moment and even celebrities are tweeting. If you have been living in a cave for the past six months and still don’t have a twitter account, you can sign up here. Don’t forget to follow BumpShack on Twitter!

Top 10 Super Bowl Ads of 2009

Bumpshack.com’s ‘Top 10 Super Bowl Ads of 2009′

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  1. Coca-Cola: ‘Heist’ (Watch Video) - It is safe to say that Coca-Cola’s ‘Heist’ commercial was the most beautiful ad of the night.  A stream of outside critters and bugs, including lady bugs, grasshoppers, and bumble bees, work together to heist a tasty Coca-Cola away from a good looking guy taking a nap on the ground.  This ad should win awards at the National Commercial Marketing Convention or whatever they call it.
  2. Telaflora Ugly Flowers Super Bowl Ad

  3. Telaflora:  ‘Mean Flowers’ (Watch Video) - I had never heard of Telaflora before tonight but they made a big splash with their 30 second spot during the Super Bowl.  A cute girl receives a box of ugly flowers at her office desk.  The flowers then insult her every which way in getting the point across that if her man loved her then he wouldn’t send her flowers in a box.  A very direct and brutal stab at Pro Flowers and all of the other boxed flower delivery services.  Big props to Telaflora!
  4. Cash4Gold.com Super Bowl Ad

  5. Cash4Gold - ‘Ed McMahon’ (Watch Video) - Everybody knows and hates these Cash4Gold.com ads when they normally come on television, but the ad they ran tonight featuring Ed McMahon and M.C. Hammer was actually pretty good.  The two celebs were able to make fun of their financial hardships and earned some decent coin in the process.
  6. Godaddy.com Danica Patrick Nude Shower Super Bowl Ad

  7. Godaddy.com - ‘Danica Steam’ (Watch Video) - Godaddy had a couple of ad spots during the Super Bowl.  I thought the second one with Indy racer Danica Patrick in the hot, steamy shower was the best.  Horny boys at a computer, lusting over Patrick in the shower, believing they can do anything now that they have the internet on their computer.  It must have worked because they went on to add another sexy woman in the shower with Danica as she seductively washed her hair.
  8. Budweiser Clydesdale Stick Fetch Super Bowl Ad

  9. Budweiser - ‘Clydesdale Fetch’ (Watch Video) - Budweiser at its best. I am not sure how much longer they can pull off these Clydesdale commercials, but this one was actually rather good.  Clydesdale watches dog fetch stick before deciding to one up him and bring back a massive tree branch in his mouth.
  10. Bud Light Conan O'Brien Sweden Super Bowl Ad

  11. Bud Light - ‘Conan O’Brien’ - (Watch Video) Conan is just a funny dude.  In this ad Conan is well…Conan.  There is a lot of truth in this ad about Hollywood celebrities that refuse to do commercial ads in the United States but have no problem doing them overseas.
  12. Doritos Crystal Ball Super Bowl Ad

  13. Doritos - ‘Crystal Ball’ - (Watch Video) So dumb that it is actually really funny and works well off of that angle.  Nerdy office guy claims snow globe is a crystal ball to predict everyone in the office will get free Doritos.  Even dumber co-employee takes snow globe, wishes for raise, and proceeds to pelt boss in the nuts with the ‘crystal ball.’
  14. Budweiser Clydesdale Circus Super Bowl Ad

  15. Budweiser - ‘Clydesdale Circus’ - (Watch Video) Another classic Budweiser Clydesdale ad and the second one that makes this top ten list.  A mini story of boy running off to find girl, rescuing girl from circus, and dashing off to nearest field to get laid.  The song is backed by the song ‘Ain’t No Mountain High Enough’ made popular by Marvin Gaye and Tammy Terrell.  The creators of the ad should have spliced in Marvin’s ‘Sexual Healing’ after the two ponies run off together.
  16. Pepsi 'Pepsuber' MacGruber Super Bowl Ad

  17. Pepsi - ‘Pepsuber’ - (Watch Video) This ad is a play off of a terrible ‘Saturday Night Live’ skit which is a play off of the 80’s hit TV show MacGyver.  In advertising you want your ad to be really good or really bad so people remember it and talk about it the next day at work.  Well this ad for sure fits the specs of the former.  Easily the worst ad of the night if you don’t count movie trailers.  Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s new movie would take the honor if you included it.
  18. Pedigree Adopt Dogs Ad

  19. Pedigree - ‘Crazy Pets’ - (Watch Video) Makes the list because one has to think that the NFL and NBC cut Pedigree a huge discount in the wake of the Michael Vick dog-holocaust scandal for this ad. The theme of the ad is to adopt a dog or support the Pedigree adoption program.  2+2=4

- Written and Compiled by Joshua Holmes

Top 25 Grossing Films of 2008

Movies: The Dark Knight

A look at the Top 25 Grossing Films of 2008The Dark Knight came out on top by a wide country mile, as expected, but several other movies enjoyed a great year at the box office, including Iron Man, Twilight, Sex & the City, and Indiana Jones 4, among many others.  The Top 25 Grossing Films of 2008 were the only films to rake in over $100,000,000 at the box office.

  1. The Dark Knight ($530,917,814)
  2. Iron Man ($318,313,199)
  3. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($317,023,851)
  4. Hancock ($227,946,274)
  5. WALL-E ($223,783,432)
  6. Kung Fu Panda ($215,434,591)
  7. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa ($176,934,000)
  8. Twilight ($176,815,000)
  9. Quantum of Solace ($166,800,000)
  10. Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who! ($154,529,439)
  11. Sex and the City ($152,647,258)
  12. Mamma Mia! ($143,762,955)
  13. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian ($141,621,490)
  14. The Incredible Hulk ($134,533,885)
  15. Wanted ($134,327,125)
  16. Get Smart ($130,319,208)
  17. Four Christmases ($118,254,000)
  18. Tropic Thunder ($110,461,307)
  19. Bolt ($109,897,000)
  20. Marley and Me ($106,510,000)
  21. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor ($102,277,510)
  22. Journey to the Center of the Earth ($101,704,370)
  23. Eagle Eye ($101,176,114)
  24. Step Brothers ($100,468,793)
  25. You Don’t Mess with the Zohan ($100,018,837)

Movies: Ironman Movies: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Movies: Hancock Movies: WALL-E Madagascar Escape 2 Africa

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source: Box Office Mojo

Hollywood’s Highest Paid Power Couples Revealed

Jay Z & Beyonce Knowles-Hollywood’s King and Queen of hip-hop- are now also the highest paid celebrity couple out there. When the sexy 80 million dollar ex- Destiny’s Child married the 82 million dollar mogul, a 162 million dollar empire was created. That’s how much the dynamic duo earned from June 1, 2007 to June 1, 2008. In one year! The list of top-paid power couples also includes Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.

“Naturally powerful people tend to gravitate towards other powerful people,” explains clinical psychologist and celebrity researcher Jim Houran, for reasons that range from proximity (stars hang around other stars) to familiarity (people are attracted, at least initially, to others like them) to clearer expectations (shared priorities make it easier for celebrities to relate). No matter how they get together, the results are good for the bottom line.

Maybe all these powerful people who campaigned for the president-elect should throw some of that money in a bucket and help this economy of ours. I mean, what do you do with $162 mill anyways?

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Princeton Review: Top 20 U.S. College Party Schools

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The Princeton Review has once again ranked the Top 20 College Party Schools.  When I was at MTSU they were at the top of this list back in the 90’s.  I then happened to be at LSU when they topped the Princeton list right after the turn of the century.   The survey was conducted amongst 120,000 college students.

Here’s the top 20 party schools as ranked by The Princeton Review:

1. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.

2. University of Mississippi, University, Miss.

3. Penn State University, University Park, Pa.

4. West Virginia University, Morgantown, W.Va.

5. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio.

6. Randolph-Macon College, Ashland, Va.

7. University of Georgia, Athens, Ga.

8. University of Texas, Austin, Texas.

9. University of California-Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.

10. Florida State University, Tallahassee, Fla.

11. University of New Hampshire, Durham, N.H.

12. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa.

13. University of Colorado, Boulder, Co.

14. Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind.

15. Tulane University, New Orleans, La.

16. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, Urbana, Ill.

17. Arizona State University, Tempe, Ariz.

18. University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tenn.

19. University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa, Ala.

20. Loyola University-New Orleans, New Orleans, La.

Top 10 Best Grunge Singers of All-Time

Here is a list we have put together here at Bumpshack of the ‘Top 10 Best Grunge Singers of All-Time’. As with all lists I am sure you might feel this person was slighted or another person doesn’t belong. The beautiful thing about Top 10 lists is you can agree, disagree, or debate about them for eternity. The decision for #1 came down came down to an intense and heated debate between Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain and Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder.

The Top 10 Best Grunge Singers of All-Time

#1 Best Grunge Rocker: Kurt Cobain

1. Kurt Cobain (Nirvana) - Had he not committed suicide, what would we think of him? Did he cement his own glory with his death? We will never know these answers. Cobain was eccentric, brilliant, deranged, and one of the most gifted lyricists of the late 20th century. Like many on this list, heroin and other drugs led to his tragic suicide back in 1994. Nirvana’s last two albums Nevermind and In Utero are two of the greatest grunge/rock albums of all-time. Cobain’s performance on MTV’s ‘Unplugged’ in 1993 will forever be seared into our minds and hearts as one of the greatest live performances of all-time.

Best Album: Nevermind


#2 Best Grunge Rocker: Eddie Vedder

2. Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam) - One word: longevity. Pearl Jam still rocks arenas, and Vedder’s lasting appeal is a big reason why. Pearl Jam has a huge loyal following. Eddie has been the Neil Young of our generation. He has always been big on the environment, political matters and finding ways to incorporate those themes into Pearl Jam’s music. Eddie and Pearl Jam even battled Ticketmaster’s monopoly on selling concert tickets. Eddie’s voice is one of the most powerful voices that has ever been laid on vinyl. A strong argument could be made for him being the best grunge singer of all-time instead of Cobain.

Best Album: Ten


#3 Best Grunge Rocker: Chris Cornell

3. Chris Cornell (Soundgarden, Audioslave) - Arguably the most versatile guy on this list. He always seems to succeed, no matter the sound he puts out. However, smoking has taken some of the grandeur from his once proud pipes. After the breakup of Soundgarden, Chris went on to mega-success with the super-group Audioslave. He created and was the frontman for Temple of the Dog which was a tribute album/band put together to honor his late roommate Andrew Wood (see #9).

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Top 35 Britney Spears Moments of 2007

This started out as the ‘Top 5 Britney Spears Moments of 2007′ and then became the ‘Top 15′, ‘Top 20′, ‘Top 25′ and finally the ‘Top 35 Britney Spears Moments of 2007′. Brit should have known it was going to be a crazy year when she started it off by collapsing at a New Year’s Eve party. Then she quickly went on to check into rehab, shave her head, check back in and out of rehab, before attempting rehab a third time. The rest of her 2007 was just as rocky.

Here is a Look at ‘Britney Spears Top 35 Moments of 2007′

  1. Britney Goes from Bald Eagle to Bald Head - Brit’s biggest story of the year was when she shockingly shaved her head bald after returning to Cali from a one day attempt at rehab in Aruba.
  2. Britney Spears Hits Rock Bottom - These photos of Britney Spears showed she was partying too hard and that it was all catching up with her and making her age prematurely.
  3. Britney Collapses at New Year’s Eve Party - Brit got the year off to a banging start when she collapsed and passed out at a New Year’s Eve party in Las Vegas.
  4. Britney Spears Enters, Leaves Rehab in Same Day - She mysteriously was in rehab for one day before checking out before midnight in Aruba the day before shaving her head bald.
  5. Britney Ditches Rehab Again - Her second shot at rehab didn’t go any better as Spears quickly checked herself out again.
  6. Britney Spears VMA Performance (video) - One of the worst performances by a professional entertainer on such a large platform. Britney was overweight, out of sync and rhythm, as this performance become one of Britney’s most laughable moments ever.
  7. Britney Spears Claims to be the Anti-Christ - Britney being Britney as she claimed she was in fact the anti-Christ.
  8. Britney to Pay K-Fed $20,000 for Life - Brit’s bad year didn’t mean K-Fed didn’t cash in as he was awarded $20,000 a month in support from Britney for himself and their boys.
  9. Britney Spears Loses Custody of Her Kids - Only people in the project lose their kids right? I don’t think anyone could have predicted Britney losing custody of her two boys to K-Fed of all people but she did.
  10. Britney Spears Booked for Hit and Run - Britney ran her car into a parked car and didn’t report it. This was quickly dropped once Britney agreed to pay for the damages.
  11. Kleptomaniac Britney Spears Steals Cigarette Lighter - All had been quiet on the Britney front for a couple of weeks when Brit decided to steal a dollar lighter from a North Hollywood gas station.
  12. Britney Spears Crotch Shot Version 3.5 - Crotch shots are not a rare thing for the former pop teen. This was just another disgusting example of Britney’s beaver begging for attention.
  13. Britney Spears Collection of Sex Tapes Stolen - A world without a Britney Spears sex tape would be like the Pope not owning a Bible.
  14. Photo Shoot from Hell for Britney Spears - Brit’s psycho and drug enhanced behavior ruined this photo shoot and threatened her career.
  15. Give Me More Video Features Topless Britney - Britney took her top off and grinded all over a stripper pole in her first video for her ‘Blackout’ album.
  16. Cellulite, Britney Spears and a Bikini - The title sums up these less than flattering photos of Ms. Spears.
  17. Britney and Isaac Cohen Blow $40 Grand on Vegas Night - The new K-Fed faded fast but not before hooking up with Spears in a $40,000-a-night hotel room.
  18. Britney Spears Wacked Out Halloween Costume - Attention starved Britney putting on a mid-riff baring leotard begging for attention on Ghouls day.
  19. Britney Spears Calls Judge ‘Old Fart’ and ‘Mean’ - The always respectful Britney called her custody judge a few names and then lost custody of her two boys.
  20. Britney Spears Strips Down to Her Lingerie - These photos showed that Britney will strip down to her panties with just about anyone and for any camera.
  21. Britney Spears Gains Monitored Visitation Rights - A judge finally allowed Britney to have visitation rights with her two boys as long as a court approved monitor was present for the visits.
  22. Where Do You See Britney Spears in 10 Years - Over 50% of Bumpshack readers sadly believe that Britney Spears will be dead in 10 years.
  23. Say It Ain’t So: Britney Pumps Lips Up - After eating her way to a plumped up stomach and thighs, Britney gets her lips botoxed.
  24. Britney Spears White Trash Lingerie Bikini Day - No swimsuit, no problem for Brit as her and her friends stripped down to their underwear for an impromptu ocean dip.
  25. Britney Spears So Called Come-Back Performance - This wasn’t exactly Elvis’ 68 comeback special. Britney lip synced to her songs while hiding behind more talented backup dancers.
  26. Britney Spears Runs Over Photographer - I can’t really blame Britney for running over the foot of the paparazzi. She is tailed by 30 pap cars a day. I am surprised she hasn’t intentionally run over one of them and killed them.
  27. Bodyguard Speaks of Britney Spears Drug Use - This is about as breaking news as steroids in baseball. The better question would be what are her favorite drugs.
  28. Britney Drops F-Bomb on New Song - If Michael Jackson can drop the f-bomb on his comeback album then it’s absolutely necessary for Brit to do the same on ‘Blackout’.
  29. Illusionist Criss Angel Bangs Britney Spears - Criss Angel banged Britney Spears while helping her choreograph her VMA performance, then after it flopped, said he had nothing to do with it.
  30. Britney Spears Fries K-Fed with Pan to the Head - Redneck lady decided to whip K-Fed upside the head with a frying pan. I am just surprised that Kevin didn’t flip and kill her…but then again that would have required an effort on his part.
  31. Britney’s Mop of Hair Sold on Ebay - Smart move by the hair salon where Britney took the buzzer and shaved her hair off. They should have auctioned it off for a live pay-per-view drug test of the mop.
  32. K-Fed Settles with Britney for $1 Million - K-Fed is truly my hero.
  33. Police Tell Britney Spears to Slow Down - I have no clue how Britney was speeding in Los Angeles with the traffic jam she constantly creates. She probably had a 100 yards of traffic free asphalt and floored it. I don’t blame her.
  34. Kiss from Madonna Cursed Britney Spears - 25 reasons why that kiss 3 years ago with Madonna sent Britney’s career into a devastating and unrecoverable tailspin.
  35. Britney Totally ‘Wiggin’ Out - It always makes sense to voluntarily shave all of your hair off then cover it up with an ugly wig.

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