Madonna and her boy toy Jesus Luz aren’t as in love as it seems. Despite rumors the two are planning to marry in the near future, insiders reveals their relationship is a major publicity stunt, which benefits them both.

The big important question is: are they doing it or aren’t they? YES! Occasionally, just to fulfill some of Madge’s essential needs and Jesus is a fantastic babysitter too.

“Even Madonna’s entourage treat him like a shoe boy - he has to fetch them drinks and get their food,” says a NOW Magazine source. “They also sleep in separate beds most of the time - Jesus has his own quarters so that he doesn’t disturb Madonna’s sleep. (…) It’s ridiculous to even think that they have a sizzling romance.”

“Jesus does, on occasion, sleep with Madonna to service her. Coming from a Brazilian upbringing, he’s a bit more open-minded about sex and regularly flirts with Madonna’s entourage - men and women. But he knows going out with Madonna can lead to big things for him career-wise. At the end of the day, there’s absolutely no way that overnight he’s suddenly the love of Madonna’s life.”

The 22 year-old Brazilian hottie knows that being around the Queen of Pop can open doors in the business and she is actually helping him build a solid career as a model, but there’s no real passion between them (watch Madonna’s steamy ‘Celebration’ video).

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Queen Of Pop Madonna accepted damages from British newspaper ‘The Mail On Sunday’ for the publication of her and Guy Ritchie’s wedding pictures without her permission.

The undisclosed amount of money (probably more than $8 million) will be donated to her own charity ‘Raising Malawi’, according to her lawyer John Kelly. An interior designer had allegedly copied more than 27 photos of the wedding album when she was working for Madonna but the pictures were only bought and published by the newspaper after Guy and Madonna announced their divorce last year.

Madonna Leaked Wedding Photos

In case you missed it, Madonna and Lady GaGa came on stage to perform together for the first time on Saturday Night Live (SNL) this weekend. As expected the two fierce blondes and rivals engaged in a typical cat fight including hair-pulling, pushing, wrestling, name calling that, of course, ended with a threesome make out session on the couch (watch video below).

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Lady GaGa & Madonna Cat Fight Video

Singer Madonna was a special guest of the “Late Show with David Letterman” on Wednesday (September 30). Madonna joked about her alleged “relationship” with Alex Rodriguez, talked about her new greatest hits album “Celebration” (watch music video here) and divorce from Guy Ritchie.

When asked about living in London for 8 years while she was married to Guy, Madonna said, “It was the Bush years, a good time to be out of America” and if she would get married again, she responded “I think I’d rather get run over by a train.” Dave and Madonna finally went out on a date for her to enjoy her first slice of pizza.

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Madonna On David Letterman Video

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The Queen of Pop Madonna delivered a very emotional speech in tribute to the late King of Pop Michael Jackson, in which she drew a comparison between herself and the King and confessed to regret losing touch with her old friend (watch video below) over time.

Madonna’s speech opened the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards held at the Radio City Music Hall in New York City on Sunday (September 13) and was followed by Janet Jackson’s tribute performance of “Scream” (watch video here).

Madonna Michael Jackson Tribute Video

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Love her or hate her, you have probably had a favorite Madonna song at some point in your life.  She has now been on top of the music world for 25 years.    So what is your favorite Madonna song?  Vote below!

I am sure the comments on this post will be all over the place.  I am also sure I left one or two songs out that die-hard Madonna fans will whine about.

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The Queen Of Pop is back with a new steamy raunchy music video directed by Jonas Akerlund, featuring her Brazilian model boyfriend Jesus Luz and her daughter Lourdes. Madonna seduces the shirtless DJ, Jesus, and they start making out while Lourdes dances and does a backflip (after the 3:15 mark).

Madonna “Celebration” Music Video

Madonna has reportedly been working harder than ever in a ruthless daily exercise and diet regime. The 50 year-old singer was recently photographed with scary bulging biceps and protruding veins, which has raised questions about her health.

“Oftentimes when your body fat is really, really, low, as Madonna’s is, you’re going to see veins pop,” explained Leslie Bonci, director of sports nutrition at the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center. “Her body fat is minimal, and she does a lot of strength training workouts that are going to build her muscles to look more visible. When muscles look that way, it’s often the result of pretty restrictive eating and dehydration.”

The perturbing photo is probably not real and just a poor PhotoShop job. There is only one picture of Madonna’s freaky gun show and we don’t remember Madonna’s arms being so freakish toned and well defined just a couple of weeks ago (below photos of Madonna performing in a “Sticky & Sweet” tour concert on July 23).

Madonna Muscular Arms Pictures

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Madonna’s stage for one of the “Sticky & Sweet” Tour shows that was being built collapsed, killing one worker and injuring other six people at the Stade Velodrome stadium in Marseille, France today (July 16).

The cause of the collapse is unknown. Madonna was scheduled to perform on Sunday (July 19) but the show has been canceled.

Madonna released the following statement: “I am devastated to have just received this tragic news. My prayers go out to those who were injured and their families along with my deepest sympathy to all those affected by this heartbreaking news.”

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Singer Madonna posted exclusive photos of rehearsals for her upcoming concert to kick off the second leg of her “Sticky & Sweet” tour at London’s O2 Arena on Saturday (July 4). Ironically the King Of Pop Michael Jackson, who died after suffering a heart attack last week, will be honored by the Queen… lucky UK fans!!

Madonna’s Michael Jackson Tribute Video Click Here

Madonna Honors Michael Jackson Pictures

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“Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.”

Madonna
US actress & rock singer (1958 - )

Geriatric popstar Madonna fell off her horse earlier today and suffered minor bruises and injuries according to RyanSeacrest.com

The accident occured when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by papparazzi who jumped out ot the bushes to photograph the singer who was visiting friends on Eastern, Long Island over the weekend.

No word just yet if all the king’s horses and all the king’s men have been called to put Madonna together again.

Madonna was admitted to Southampton hospital but has since been released. She will continue to undergo testing.

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Steve Klein did an amazing job creating a sensual environment to capture Madonna in what she does best – sexual, daring, erotic photo shoots! Everyone is talking about this photo shoot for W Magazine with the title “Blame It On Rio” because it features the Brazilian model Jesus Luz, who is reportedly dating Madonna (most probably not dating her and just taking advantage of being seen with her!!).

Jesus Luz is the sexy guy with no clothes… naked, nude, hot… HELLO Jesus!! Jesus is kissing Madonna? Ewww… ok I’m pretty much at a loss for words!! After this torrid photo shoot, Madonna asked Jesus to join her on tour while she was in Brazil and they have been seen together a couple of times – most recently having lunch in New York.

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Madonna met the 22 year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz at a photo shoot for W Magazine and since then has asked him to join her on tour. They were seen together a couple of times fueling rumors that Madonna has completely moved on after her recent divorce with Guy Ritchie and a torrid relationship with Alex Rodriguez (who might have cheated on her with model Melissa Britos!).

Madonna and Jesus were recently caught enjoying a quick lunch date in Manhattan’s Marcelleria Italian Steakhouse. Jesus’ former agent says the model has been acting up since hooking up with the “Queen of Pop” - he is now requesting well over $100,000 for jobs that used to earn him just $225. Sounds like a good deal, Jesus!!

In my opinion Jesus is just taking advantage of being seen around Madonna. According to a close friend, Jesus and Madonna’s “date” was organized by Steve Klein to celebrate W’s March issue. Jesus arrived late spend 20 minutes inside and just occasionally left the restaurant with Madonna but they went different ways without even interacting much. I don’t know what to think but they definitely don’t look like a couple in these photos!

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Every year here at Bumpshack I like to compile the most complete and accurate list of ‘The 10 Most Hated Celebrities’ in Hollywood.  Our inaugural edition back in 2006 is one of our most popular posts of all-time and was featured on TMZ, dozens of blogs, radio, tabloids all over the world, and my appearance on MSNBC Live.

Several bloggers joined me again this year to help discuss the ‘Most Hated Celebrities,’ as well as many friends, who sent me their lists of who they thought should make the final cut.

Some celebs have rehabbed their image since 2006, as only two celebrities from that list made our 2nd edition this year.  Those celebs being Tom Cruise and Paris Hilton.

Without further ado here is the ‘Top 10 Most Hated Celebrities of 2008.’   And the ‘Most Hated Celeb’ of the year is….

The 10 Most Hated Celebs of 2008

1. Paris Hilton (66 votes) - People continue to hate on Paris even though she didn’t do anything all that despicable in 2008.  Miss Hilton had a ho-hum year considering some of the more shocking things that happened to her last year, when she spent time in prison for being a drunk-driving mess.  David Letterman had a great time making fun of her on his show early in the year and even former Presidential candidate John McCain used her in one of his campaign ads to compare Barack Obama’s sudden fame to that of Hilton’s talentless ride to the top.  It does seem that she was beaten down pretty bad while she was dating the scum that is Benji Madden for most of 2008.  To cap the year off thieves stole more than $2 million dollars of jewelry from her home in December.  It’s easy to hate someone in this economy that is keeping that much jewelry at their home.  She repeats as the ‘Most Hated Celeb’ of the year, having won Bumpshack’s inaugural ‘Most Hated Celeb’s award back in 2006.  We love you Paris! -  Bumpshack (Joshua Holmes)



2. Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag (60 votes) - Seriously, do we need a reason to hate these two?  Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are the most pimped out couple to come out of MTV’s pseudo-reality show “The Hills” and they couldn’t be any faker.  From fake virginity, fake boobs, fake pregnancy, fake marriage to the most unbelievable quotes and publicity stunts, they are the lowest low of American society. We always see them out doing nothing but posing for the cameras and we often realize there couldn’t be two people more perfect for each other. They are both so futile and have absolutely no brains at all, we hope they live happily ever after in their pseudo world of flash bulbs and tabloid headlines. -  Gossip Teen (Gossip Gal)



3. Madonna (53 votes) -Here is the issue with Madonna.  You are either a die hard fan or the thought of her is like nails on a chalk board.  This is a woman who was an iconic figure that fearlessly pioneered trends, but recently  fell into a vast pit of desperation. Whether she is trying to pass off a faux British accent or dominate the world via Britney Spears…this is a creature that feels she can do no wrong.  So, we are her minions and her sad attempts at recapturing her youth involve young male models named Jesus.  Sounds like a perfectly good match made in egotistical heaven. - Celebrity Smack!
   



4. Tom Cruise (50 votes) - He has tried to apologize and rectify his media mistakes in 2008, but it was all to no avail.  Despite his countless recent interviews from Oprah to The Hills After Show, his loony antics of years past (jumping on Oprah’s couch, calling out Brooke Shields, insulting Matt Lauer and pushing his cult on America) pretty much sealed his demise. As we revisited his 25th anniversary in Hollywood this year, we all realized  that he is a long way gone from classics like Risky Business, Top Gun & Rain Man.  Sorry, Tom… Valkyrie just ain’t cuttin’ it these days. Your Interview With the Vampire co-star Brad Pitt still has our hearts, and you don’t even have our pity. But hey, keep your chin up- you did produce a freakishly cute child. Tom is only the second celebrity to make both this list and the ‘Most Hated Celebs’ list from two years ago. - Backseat Cuddler (Meg)



5. John Mayer (44 votes) - John Mayer is man who has made it his quest in life to annoy and remain relevant by press whoring himself with Hollywood women.  His current victim is Jennifer Aniston which just amplifies his level of smug.  If he isn’t out drumming up some exposure for himself, he is bitching about the media via his blog.  John’s talent is outshined by his superiority complex and self worshiping.  Most women are begging for men to open up about their feelings, but this is one guy I wish would shut the hell up already. - Hollywood Dame (Cara)



6. Kanye West (32 votes) - All hail Kanye West, “the voice of this generation.” Kanye West, we hear you talking but no one is listening.  If he really is the voice of this generation then we are all doomed. Kanye’s arrogance is unbelievably annoying almost as much as his crying and childish temper tantrums he throws at award shows when he does not win.   Graduation to maturity seems to be something that even Kanye can’t sample.  Even George W. Bush hates Kanye. - Stupid Celebrities (Jeff)



7. O.J. Simpson (29 votes) - What’s there to say about O.J. this year, other than the fact every human being in the world belives justice was finally delivered, albeit fourteen years later than it should have been.  While he walked free after being acquitted of charges of double homicide following the 1994 murders of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and friend Ron Goldman, Simpson has been staring at the inside of a correctional facility since his October 3, 2008 conviction for numerous felonies including robbery with a deadly weapon and burglary with a firearm.  His conviction for the crimes will lock O.J. away for the next fifteen years.  What happens in Las Vegas in-fact doesn’t always stay in Las Vegas for the token-busty blonde abuser.  Nicole Simpson and Goldman unfortunately can’t pen a book with the title “If We Were Murdered”.  If they could, I’m sure that they’d be able to sway you as to why O.J. is so hated. - Jesus Hearts Music (Tim)



8. Perez Hilton (28 votes) - Perez has somehow made a name for himself by drawing on pictures and outing homosexuals.  His sense of humor is bad lately too…I used to think he was funny, but now I think he’s just crude. How many pictures of celebrities do we need to see with bodily fluids dripping off of their faces? Give the facial art a rest big girl.  Lately, paparazzi photos have appeared with him in them as the celebrity or sidekick, and he has taken every opportunity to flaunt them on his site. As if someone really wants to see what he really looks like. Okay, maybe I’m just jealous that he can charge $54,000 for ads on his site. - Knocked Up Celebs (Taylor Blue)



9. Rosie O’Donnell (26 votes) - This “woman” is plague on society.  Rosie use to shine on her own talk show back in the day.  It was a hit and I even enjoyed watching it back in the 90’s.  Her career has been steadily going downhill since then.  Rosie is nuts!  After she bombed  ‘The View”‘, I thought we would finally be rid of Rosie.  But, NO!  She had to try once again to win over America and this time she barely got her foot in the door.  NBC tried her out on a pathetic variety show, ‘Rosie Live’.  America screamed back by not watching and giving the show the worst ratings of the night.   The show was quickly dropped and that was that.  We have had enough of this frumpy, overbearing eyesore that just won’t go away.   - Backseat Cuddler (Jennifer G)



10. Denise Richards (23 votes) - Her reality TV show, ‘It’s Complicated,’ made her look so bad that most of us, who were unfortunate to watch it, finally started to actually see why Charlie Sheen might have been banging every stripper this side of Encino while he was married to the self absorbed and shallow Richards. Denise is so hated that she made Charlie look like the good guy in their split and that is no small accomplishment.  She should be eternally grateful to whoever did the casting for her role in ‘Wild Things’ which made her famous and for reality TV for extending said fame an additional 15 minutes. - Bumpshack (Joshua Holmes)


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Madonna is rumored to be “dating” hot Brazilian model Jesus Luz, who she met at a photo shoot for W Magazine just last month and later joined her for the Brazilian “Sticky & Sweet” tour (photos here>>).

It seems like Jesus has been hiding his shameful porn past, which didn’t take long to catch up with him. The 20 year-old starred in a cable TV movie in which three hot babes act out viewers’ fantasies. Jesus plays the unfortunate role of the drunken boyfriend who has to watch while his girlfriend does another man.

The young model guest-starred in an episode of a late-night Brazilian TV series in which a trio of actresses bring to life sex tales sent in by viewers.

Jesus, 20, plays Diogo, who is taken to a house party by his girlfriend but passes out on a chair after drinking too much. Once the party ends, his randy girlfriend starts flirting with another man.

She tries to raise Diogo and takes his top off, with the intention of having a threesome. But when he doesn’t come to, the frustrated girl has sex with the other man in front of him. With his toned torso on show, Jesus wakes up but his character is too drunk to make out what is happening.

Poor Jesus! He wasn’t actually doing anything in this pseudo-porn movie, he just watched. I’m sure Madonna just got a lot happier knowing her boy toy has experience… I wonder when will we get to see a Madonna and Jesus’ sex tape?! It should be hot, even hotter if someone offers Madonna a paper bag…

While Alex Rodriguez has reportedly been cheating on Madonna with hot bridal model Melissa Britos, Madonna found a way to get back at him with a much younger hotter Brazilian model named Jesus Luz.

Madonna and 20 year-old Jesus apparently met on a recent photo shoot she did for W Magazine and she liked him so much, she asked him to join her in her Brazilian “Sticky & Sweet” tour. The two were seen to out and about clubbing in “Secreto” and sources say things between them were heating up.

According to the Brazilian Web site, “Everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.”

Well, I would say my Portuguese is pretty good and “ficando” means they are doing each other with no strings attached. I wonder what a hot guy like Jesus saw in Madonna!! She must be damn good in bed or her money is enough to keep him interested.

Update: Jesus Luz’s Secret Porn Past HERE>>

Update 2: Madonna & Jesus Luz Lunch Date In New York>>

Update 3: Madonna & Nude Jesus Luz For W Magazine: Blame It On Rio - Photos HERE>>

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Marc Jacobs decided Madonna should be the new face for the 2009 Louis Vuitton Spring Collection after recently watching her on stage. Jacob admitted he was blown away by Madonna’s performance and energy at the “Sticky & Sweet” Tour.

The result is six atmospheric pictures of a smoldering Madonna by Steven Meisel that will break in a range of fashion magazines in February. “It’s a big change from what we were doing. It tells a story,” said Antoine Arnault, Vuitton’s director of communications. “This I think is an amazing coup, but more than that, there’s real logic behind it. It’s very linked to Marc’s fashion show.”

“I still feel it looks like beautiful, gorgeous Madonna,” Jacobs said about the images. “Excepting the references and excepting the clichés, this still feels very today. And it didn’t feel so much like a fashion shoot, it feels like portraits.”

The designer also marveled at the singer’s incredible fitness that allowed her to recline, her back arched, on bentwood chairs, or shoot a leg straight up in the air, no sweat. “She’s so sure of herself as an icon and as a woman. It was her idea to do the fishnets,” Jacobs said. “What fascinates me the most about her is her never-ending energy, and the idea of becoming and changing. She’s an artist who’s unafraid to use her voice.”

Madonna really looks kind of good in these photos – I wonder how much they really had to airbrush them to make her look at least a bit presentable. Alex Rodriguez must be really proud of his new lover for not looking like such an old bag… or maybe he is more into his brand new hot bag, Miss Melissa Britos!!

Ah, easy joke: Hey Alex, how do you get a paper baby? Just marry an old bag!!

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Apparently it is really hard for baseball star Alex Rodriguez to be a one-woman man and he is reportedly cheating on Madonna with hot bridal model named Melissa Britos.

“Alex is definitely excited by Madonna and wants to spend time with her. But when she’s not around and he is left to his own devices, he wants the company of other beautiful women. He can’t help it. It’s in his nature,” a friend of the baseball star reportedly told the tabloid.

Supposedly, A-Rod met Britos at a party at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach in mid-November. A friend of the model reportedly told In Touch Weekly that Rodriguez was immediately ‘obsessed’ with Britos and started text messaging her repeatedly asking her to meet up with him. A-Rod was allegedly spotted only days later dropping Britos off at a hotel after a night out together.

Can’t blame poor A-Rod for playing outside the box… Madonna’s expiry date is close and he needs someone younger and gorgeous to satisfy is most essential needs. A-Rod seems to have some good taste: Melissa is gorgeous!!

Melissa Britos Photos: A-Rod Cheating on Madonna With Bridal Model

Britney Spears made her stage comeback performing her hit single “Womanizer” at the 2008 Bambi Awards in Germany. Britney made a very interesting choice of outfit! I was wondering where I had seen it before… now I know! It looks exactly like the top hat and mesh-corset ensemble Madonna wears for her “Sticky & Sweet” tour.

So is Britney trying to copy Madonna?? Or are they both inspired by a circus theme, which made them wear similar outfits?? It doesn’t seem like Britney was completely unaware of the resemblance between both outfits, since she recently joined Madonna on stage… guess what Madonna was wearing (photos here>>)??

Sexy Britney Spears Performs Womanizer At Bambi Awards (Photos & Video)

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