The disturbing photos of Michael Jackson’s bandaged face and lips have finally been partially explained.  ImNotObsessed.com says that Jacko’s son Prince Michael II destroyed Papa Mike’s chin and upper lip when the two were play fighting.

Reports are saying that while Michael and his son Prince Michael II were play fighting, he accidentally hit his daddy in the face. The smack caused Michael’s upper lip to collapse!! Oh My Goodness!!!

Micheal like a good daddy took an emergency limo to his favorite plastic surgeon to fix his most handsome face.

Does anyone really still think that human cloning hasn’t taken place already?

The artist that was Michael Jackson is being sued again. This time he is being sued by his former legal counsel.

In a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, the King of Pop is accused of stiffing celebrity super-lawyers Lavely & Singer out of $113,750 in legal fees. According to the documents, the lawyers set up a payment plan for the singer to pay off his $180,000 debt, but Jackson never ponied up the final installment.

It is the second time this year Jackson has been sued by lawyers that use to represent him over non-payment of legal fees.

Celebrity March Madness Trophy

After three weeks of celebrity match-up’s a champ has been declared. Michael Jackson topped #1 overall seed Britney Spears 129 (76%)- 41 (24%).

The closest game was between (4) Michael Jackson and (2) Rosie O’Donnell- Score 55% -45%.

The biggest blow out was between (4) Michael Jackson and (5) Brandon Davis- Score: 93% - 7%.

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Women’s #1 seed Britney Spears will face 34 men’s seed Michael Jackson to determine who is Hollywood’s Maddest Celebrity. Jacko beat Rosie O’Donnell (55% - 45%) to advance to the finals to face Spears, who beat Lindsay Lohan (72% - 28%), in the Championship game.

Michael beat Brandon Davis, Tom Cruise and Rosie O’Donnell to reach the finals.

Britney beat Madonna, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to reach the finals.

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In today’s final four matchup (2) Rosie O’Donnell will face (4) Michael Jackson. In the first final four game pop tart (1) Britney Spears beat (2) Lindsay Lohan in a battle of drunks by a score of 90 (72%) - 35 (28%).

The winner of the O’Donnell/Jackson matchup will face Britney Spears starting on Monday in the Hollywood March Madness National Championship.

Everyone knows Rosie O’Donnell and her mental instabilities. Her feud with Donald Trump, her co-host Elizabeth and battle with American Idol regarding Frenchie Davis and Antonella Barba.

Michael Jackson has helped define crazy for nearly two decades now. No matter if he is guilty or innocent of molesting little boys most will agree that he has a very peculiar relationship with pre-pubescent boys and plastic surgeons.

A strong case can be made for either Rosie or Michael but you get to vote and decide the crazier of the two and who will move on to face Baldie Spears in the finals.

Be sure to check out the original post about Bumpshack’s Hollywood March Madness. The competition was a bit better on day two of our tournament. Check out the results at the bottom of this post. Be sure to vote in today’s match-ups to see who will advance to round two. Here are the results of who moves on to the next round of our tournament to determine who is Hollywood’s Craziest Celebrity.

Today you will be voting to decide the crazier of the two between Paris Hilton v. Nicole Richie in our women’s match. In our men’s game it will be Brandon Davis v. Michael Jackson.

In what could be the most competitive game to date in the tournament Paris Hilton (5) will battle Nicole Richie (4) in a contest between the former best friends to decide who is screwier in the head. Some say Hilton is the reason Britney Spears went off the deep end. Nicole Richie has been in and out of rehab and her ramblings often bring her mental stability into question. Vote and decide which Simple Life star is the Madder of the two:

In one of the weirder first round match-ups Michael ‘Wacko Jacko’ Jackson (4) faces Brandon ‘Greasy Bear’ Davis (5). Jackson continues to toy around with children from around the world. He holes himself up in hotel rooms across the world and still has managed to bankrupt himself. Davis has had several stints in rehab. His craziest moment led to Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Firecrotch’ nickname. Wacko or Greasy? Vote for who advances:

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Here are the results from day two of the first round of Hollywood March Madness:

In the ladies game celebrity newcomer and American Idol reject Antonella Barba battled against gossip queen Lindsay Lohan. Barba took an early lead on day one of voting but Lohan came back and cruised to the big win over Antonella:

(43 votes 69%) Lindsay Lohan (2) Winner
(19 votes 31%) Antonella Barba (7)

In our first men’s game we had the couch jumping Tom Cruise against Rosie basher Donald Trump. Trump as the 8th seed made a quick exit to the ultra quirky Cruise. Here is how the final score ended up between the two:

(35 votes 67%) Rosie O’Donnell (2) Winner
(17 votes 33%) Michael Richards (7)

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The NCAA men’s basketball tournament starts this week. But here at the Bumpshack we are having our own tourney version called Hollywood March Madness. In our tournament we will will pit Hollywood stars head-to-head to see who is Hollywood’s Maddest Celebrity. Sixteen Hollywood stars have been seeded. One half of the bracket is comprised of the women and the men fill out the bracket on the converse side. The #1 seeds are Britney Spears and Tom Cruise. The winners will be decided by your voting.

Click to View the Complete Hollywood March Madness Bracket

Today the #1 and #8 seeds will battle on each side of the bracket. That means you will be deciding the winners between Britney Spears and Madonna as well as between Tom Cruise and Donald Trump.

The first round and first matchup of the tournament will be between troubled pop star Britney Spears and her kissing buddy Madonna. Britney’s troubles have been well documented during the past month. Madonna has always been on the lunatic ledge, pushing limits to the max. Today you never know what will escape Madge’s lips. Can Madonna, the 8th seed, upset Bald Britney?

 

Number eight seed Donald Trump will play host to number one seed Tom Cruise at Trump Towers. Alien Tom put forth his best acting job ever by marrying Katie Holmes last year. His couch jumping and alien worship helped him earn the male #1 seed. The Donald has a continuing nasty feud with Rosie O’Donnell. That seemed to start after he gave Miss USA Tara Conner a second chance. You will decide if Trump will upset Tommy Boy.

 

Michael Jackson has never been Mr. Fashion except on the cover of his Bad album.  Maybe the parents of these Chinese children don’t read American newspapers or the internet. A parent should be arrested for child abuse for allowing his or her child to be around the ‘King of Yank’. Maybe he told them that they would only be safe from the lions on his suit if they were inside of it.
photo: People

Michael Jackson showed up at the funeral of James Brown in Augusta, Georgia, on Saturday.  The Reverand Al Sharpton officiated and had several comments regarding ’The Godfather’ and the ‘King of Pop’

“I don’t care what the media says tonight, James Brown wanted Michael Jackson with him here today,” Sharpton said in a booming voice.

“He said … ‘I love Michael.’ He said, ‘Tell him don’t worry about coming home. They always scandalize those that have the talent. But tell him we need to clean up the music and I want Michael and all of them that imitated me to come back and lift the music back.’”

For only $49.99 you can hire Al Sharpton to talk for your dead kin as well.  Just send in cash or money order and Reverand Al will show up at your engagement and tell you what the deceased has to say about anyone in the room.

• Michael Jackson gets whacky in women’s clothing- Celebrity Smack!
• Sienna Miller plays the celebrity card- Celeb Slam
• Hillary Duff becomes a Sims character- Allie is Wired
• Victoria Beckham hates her naked body- Fatback and Collards
• John Mayer turns into a big stuffed mascot- Miz Monica
• The latest on Anna Nicole Smith- Nosy Snoop
• Rachel Bilson graduates into adulthood- Pink Meat Company
• Farrah Fawcett battles cancer- PopBytes
• Strep throat knocks Usher out of Chicago- Gone Hollywood

Paris Hilton is on the top of every list it seems of late. Just this past month Paris was named the ‘Most Hated Celebrity in Hollywood’. 

Now she tops the list as the Most Overexposed Celebrity in Hollywood.  Seven of top ten on the ‘most overexposed’ list were on Bumpshack’s ‘Most Hated Celebs in Hollywood’ list.

The remainder of the ‘most overexposed’ list after Paris included Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, Kevin Federline, Pamela Anderson, Tom Cruise, Nicole Richie, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Michael Jackson, Donald Trump and Jessica Simpson.

Click here to watch my appearance on YouTube

Did you miss the interview? Then click here to see it again.

It has been a great week here at the Bumpshack thanks to The 10 Most Hated Celebs in Hollywood post. Here is how the week progressed in the media.

1. Most Hated Celebs makes the Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet/KLICK.
2. Most Hated Celebs finds it way to the Australian paper The Age.
3. Most Hated Celebs is featured and profiled on TMZ.com.
4. Most Hated Celebs is found on the foreign website Origo.
5. Most Hated Celebs featured and my interview on MSNBC LIVE.

Special thanks to Monica from Miz Monica Monroe Movie Reviews for the screen shots and placing the MSNBC video on YouTube.com.

Special thanks to fellow bloggers: Allie is Wired, Celebrity Smack, PopBytes, Nosy Snoop, Hot Momma Drama, Gone Hollywood, and the Pink Meat Company who worked with me to make the list a huge success.

Here is a list of the 10 Most Hated Celebrities in Hollywood as determined by a select group of entertainment gossip bloggers from around the blogosphere.

1. Paris Hilton- “Hollywood’s most famous slut and quite possibly the most famous slut of all-time. Paris continues to baffle not only us but herself as well. The only true debate that lingers is if more people have stayed at Hilton Hotels or in her own bed. Hilton is a rare person who is actually safer drunk than the rest of us are sober. Here are some of the things Paris is known for: sex video, pantyless crotch shots, over-sexed commercials, hacking Lohan’s sidekick, stealing her own sex tape from a convenience store, infecting half of Hollywood, DUI arrest, and hooking up with some of the biggest losers.�- Bumpshack.com

 

2. Lindsay Lohan- “If Lindsay wasn’t famous she would have been arrested for public indecency months ago. The non-stop party girl is drinking/smoking/snorting her career into the ground. All of her co-stars agree that burning the candle at both ends will be the fall of her. At this point, there’s really no difference between Lindsay, Paris, and one of those ‘blow up sex dolls’. Hopefully, Linds will stop the partying and focus on her career because she is truly talented. She can sing and act very well, but we usually know in the end what usually happens with child stars.â€?- AllieIsWired.com

 

3. Tom Cruise- “Another given. I must say though, I never have liked Tommy boy or thought his looks were anything spectacular. Even when I was in junior high and Top Gun was out, all the girls had pictures of him from Tiger Beat in their lockers. I preferred Val Kilmer. Tom’s recent know-it-all attitude and control-freak tendencies have only made me dislike him more. He needs to stop hopping on couches and instead visit one for some much needed psychotherapy. It does seem that since Paramount terminated him that he has tried to appologize to Brooke Shields and with Katie’s parents. He also released photos of silent-birth Suri as well in the past two weeks.â€?- Celebrity Smack

 

4. Kevin Federline- “It is easy to diss K-Fed, but someone has to eventually give this guy some credit. Kevin was never going to go to Harvard, but he was smart enough to marry one of the richest and sexiest (at the time) women in the world. He has the Midas touch where everything he touches turns to cheetos. Kevin is no different than your average Cali thug, but he is hated for ruining Britney Spears and her career, no matter how polished and over-produced it was.�- Bumpshack.com

 

5. Brandon Davis-“This guy is much like Hooker Hilton and actually is her #1 sidekick. I don’t get why this guy thinks he is all that. He is a dopey looking dough boy with too much money for his own good. He must also be quite insecure if he must resort to publicly degrading people like a second grade bully would tease on a school bus. Davis did give Lohan a nickname that she will never outlive. ‘Firecrotch’ is classic and fits her too well. Lohan must have some class because I am sure she could fire back at Davis even further below the belt.â€?- Celebrity Smack

 

6. Britney Spears- “The one celebrity we all love to hate. She spends entirely too much time defending her gangsta husband K-Fed and setting herself up for publicity nightmares, then claims the media haunts her. At any point in your life, have you ever thought Britney Spears… wasn’t insane? However, the more children she pops out the less people hate her because her babies are so cute and adorable.â€?- AllieIsWired.com

 

7. Star Jones- “I think Star(zilla) Jones got herself caught in the midst of dislike-hood by making a LOT of foolish choices and dumb moves…all her promotional grubbing…the wedding fiasco to gay Al…not admitting to how she lost weight…and finally running in the other direction from Rosie O’Donnell while burning the bridge laid out for her by Barbara Walters. Plus in the end she has no talent! I wonder when & where she’ll pop up next…if at all! Who in their right mind would want to deal with her?â€?- PopBytes.com

 

8. Jessica Simpson- “This woman starves for attention. Jessica goes everywhere with her stupid hairdresser. She then boasts to major magazines about her relationship with John Mayer only to have him come out and decry it as being untrue. Considering her rock hard understanding of canned tuna, it’s pretty clear Jessica has never shopped for groceries in her entire life. Most women usually get one shot with a really good guy in their lifetime. Jessica blew it with Nick and now is finding out that men in Hollywood only want in her Daisy Dukes but not her heart.â€?- Gone Hollywood

 

9. Tara Reid- “She is famous for being drunk 24-7 and being paid to party all over the world. She makes headlines now for her saggy boobs and botched tummy tuck instead of her mediocre acting abilities. She has become so hated even within Hollywood that she is unable to get into all of the A-list clubs like she use to be able to. Lohan can drink and party all she likes, because she continues to at least act in decent films. Taradise might have been the begining of the end of a once promising career.�- Hot Momma Drama

 

10. Michael Jackson- “Need I say more�- Nosy Snoop

Did you make the list? Want to make a case why you shouldn’t be on the list? I am more than fair and will offer equal space and time to anyone on the list who would like to defend him or herself.

Email me: Bumpshack@gmail.com so we can set it up.

Contributors: Bumpshack, Allie is Wired, Celebrity Smack, PopBytes, Nosy Snoop, Hot Momma Drama, Gone Hollywood, Pink Meat Company

Here is a list of the 10 Most Hated Celebrities in Hollywood as determined by a select group of entertainment gossip bloggers from around the blogosphere.

1. Paris Hilton- “Hollywood’s most famous slut and quite possibly the most famous slut of all-time. Paris continues to baffle not only us but herself as well. The only true debate that lingers is if more people have stayed at Hilton Hotels or in her own bed. Hilton is a rare person who is actually safer drunk than the rest of us are sober. Here are some of the things Paris is known for: sex video, pantyless crotch shots, over-sexed commercials, hacking Lohan’s sidekick, stealing her own sex tape from a convenience store, infecting half of Hollywood, DUI arrest, and hooking up with some of the biggest losers.�- Bumpshack.com

 

2. Lindsay Lohan- “If Lindsay wasn’t famous she would have been arrested for public indecency months ago. The non-stop party girl is drinking/smoking/snorting her career into the ground. All of her co-stars agree that burning the candle at both ends will be the fall of her. At this point, there’s really no difference between Lindsay, Paris, and one of those ‘blow up sex dolls’. Hopefully, Linds will stop the partying and focus on her career because she is truly talented. She can sing and act very well, but we usually know in the end what usually happens with child stars.â€?- AllieIsWired.com

 

3. Tom Cruise- “Another given. I must say though, I never have liked Tommy boy or thought his looks were anything spectacular. Even when I was in junior high and Top Gun was out, all the girls had pictures of him from Tiger Beat in their lockers. I preferred Val Kilmer. Tom’s recent know-it-all attitude and control-freak tendencies have only made me dislike him more. He needs to stop hopping on couches and instead visit one for some much needed psychotherapy. It does seem that since Paramount terminated him that he has tried to appologize to Brooke Shields and with Katie’s parents. He also released photos of silent-birth Suri as well in the past two weeks.â€?- Celebrity Smack

 

4. Kevin Federline- “It is easy to diss K-Fed, but someone has to eventually give this guy some credit. Kevin was never going to go to Harvard, but he was smart enough to marry one of the richest and sexiest (at the time) women in the world. He has the Midas touch where everything he touches turns to cheetos. Kevin is no different than your average Cali thug, but he is hated for ruining Britney Spears and her career, no matter how polished and over-produced it was.�- Bumpshack.com

 

5. Brandon Davis-“This guy is much like Hooker Hilton and actually is her #1 sidekick. I don’t get why this guy thinks he is all that. He is a dopey looking dough boy with too much money for his own good. He must also be quite insecure if he must resort to publicly degrading people like a second grade bully would tease on a school bus. Davis did give Lohan a nickname that she will never outlive. ‘Firecrotch’ is classic and fits her too well. Lohan must have some class because I am sure she could fire back at Davis even further below the belt.â€?- Celebrity Smack

 

6. Britney Spears- “The one celebrity we all love to hate. She spends entirely too much time defending her gangsta husband K-Fed and setting herself up for publicity nightmares, then claims the media haunts her. At any point in your life, have you ever thought Britney Spears… wasn’t insane? However, the more children she pops out the less people hate her because her babies are so cute and adorable.â€?- AllieIsWired.com

 

7. Star Jones- “I think Star(zilla) Jones got herself caught in the midst of dislike-hood by making a LOT of foolish choices and dumb moves…all her promotional grubbing…the wedding fiasco to gay Al…not admitting to how she lost weight…and finally running in the other direction from Rosie O’Donnell while burning the bridge laid out for her by Barbara Walters. Plus in the end she has no talent! I wonder when & where she’ll pop up next…if at all! Who in their right mind would want to deal with her?â€?- PopBytes.com

 

8. Jessica Simpson- “This woman starves for attention. Jessica goes everywhere with her stupid hairdresser. She then boasts to major magazines about her relationship with John Mayer only to have him come out and decry it as being untrue. Considering her rock hard understanding of canned tuna, it’s pretty clear Jessica has never shopped for groceries in her entire life. Most women usually get one shot with a really good guy in their lifetime. Jessica blew it with Nick and now is finding out that men in Hollywood only want in her Daisy Dukes but not her heart.â€?- Gone Hollywood

 

9. Tara Reid- “She is famous for being drunk 24-7 and being paid to party all over the world. She makes headlines now for her saggy boobs and botched tummy tuck instead of her mediocre acting abilities. She has become so hated even within Hollywood that she is unable to get into all of the A-list clubs like she use to be able to. Lohan can drink and party all she likes, because she continues to at least act in decent films. Taradise might have been the begining of the end of a once promising career.�- Hot Momma Drama

 

10. Michael Jackson- “Need I say more�- Nosy Snoop

 

 

 

 

 

 

Contributors: Bumpshack, Allie is Wired, Celebrity Smack, PopBytes, Nosy Snoop, Hot Momma Drama, Gone Hollywood, Pink Meat Company

UPDATE: Click here to check out all the press this post has received and MSNBC LIVE’s interview with Bumpshack creator/publisher Joshua Holmes

• Real Estate in New Orleans is Booming.
• Bob Novak is reporting that Rudy Giuliani intends to run as a Republican for president in 2008.
• A man in the Michael Jackson trial, the current trial, is stating that he was hired by Jackson to go to Brazil and adopt boys for the former pop superstar.
• Israel has rejected Hamas’ call for a cease fire.
• The new Where’s Waldo is Where’s Suri?
• A new study says that fat people are not more jolly.  Maybe just the ones with all the toys.
• Why are the Emmys rewarding shows for being cancelled?
• Wikipedia Article of the Day: Ken Lay