
British comedian/actor Russell Brand made fun of Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s relationship, and Katy Perry and his own short-lived marriage during the opening monologue at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards on Sunday (June 3)- watch video below.
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“Justin Bieber beat up a paparazzi. Well done, Justin! (…) Even if he was attacking me, I think I would do a little orgasm,” Russell said. “And if after recent events you think it’s hypocritical of me joking about a celebrity beating up a paparazzi, wait until you see what I have to say about short-lived celebrity marriages.”
“I admire Kanye a lot,” he deadpanned. “His drunken stage invasion at the last MTV award show I hosted took a lot of pressure off me, like watching someone else get in trouble at school.”
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“Kim took a lot of pressure off with her world record marriage – thanks, Kim.”
“I just hope [Kanye West and Kim Kardashian] do a new sex tape. I think of Kim Kardashian as the Stanley Kubrick of sex tapes. They’re always brilliant, but she only does one a decade.”
“The last time I did an MTV awards show, I did end up marrying someone that was there. So tonight I’m going to keep my eyes peeled for my next wife,” Russell ended his monologue.
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That’s Russell Brand for you, ladies and gentleman! He also took a jab at the latest sex scandal surrounding John Travolta, and counted with Charlie Sheen’s insanity to rescue him in case he said something that might “jeopardize his green card.”
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