TheDirty.com has now shown us how Matt Leinart has been working out in the off season and recovering from his shoulder surgery in preparation for the upcoming NFL football season for the Arizona Cardinals.
Don’t worry Matt’s good buddy Nick Lachey was there to chaperone and make sure the beer bong was working properly.
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Pop star Nick Lachey and longtime girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo are secretly (not so much anymore) getting married this weekend down in the Bahamas.
Pop singer Lachey and his MTV star girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo will be married in a secret ceremony at one of the Carlyle Hotels in the Bahamas this weekend, a source told FOXNews.com’s Pop Tarts columnist Hollie McKay.
Minnillo’s entourage arrived at the dazzling digs Friday afternoon, the source said.
Lachey was previously married to Jessica Simpson for three years before she filed for divorce two years ago this month.
Lachey and Minnillo set the internet world afire earlier this year when photos of the two having wild and passionate sex in Mexico were leaked online. Mexico was likely nixed as a possible location for the wedding due to their lax paparazzi security.
Photos of Vanessa and pop mess Lindsay Lohan holding knives down their throat and to each others head also brought Ness some unwanted attention this year.
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Jessica Simpson opened her mouth on The View this morning and as you can expect it was not too boring. Simpson talked to the estrogen gang about how she wants a family man instead of the boys she usually kicks around her bed.
Asked about her love life on The View Thursday morning, Simpson, 27, replied, “I’m kind of married to my music right now, focusing on writing an album. As far as boys go, I don’t need ‘em. I want a man.”
Interested applicants, take note: By a man, she means someone who’s in touch with his softer side, particularly when it comes to children.
“Somebody who’s a really great family guy,” the singer and actress said. “Like if a kid were to come up to him and tug on his shirt, he’d pick him up and twirl him around. I definitely love a family man, a guy that’s not afraid to pick up the babies. … Somebody that wants to meet my grandparents immediately. I think all those characteristics are what make a man attractive.”
Didn’t Jessica have her family man with Nick Lachey before she went on her whore-rampage? More Chicken of the Sea please!
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Most searched internet item today is the newly released Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey nude photos that were taken at a Mexican resort a few weeks back. This was a big story a few months ago and finally the uncensored photos have been released.
You won’t see them here at the Bumpshack but you horndogs can see them here:
The 4th of July is a time for fellowship, fun and bar-b-q but I don’t think any grill was as hot as Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo last week in Mexico. The sexy photos taken of the two last week are the most searched item on the internet the past two days.
Check out Backseat Cuddler to see the two ‘Screwlyweds‘ in action.
I hope everyone had a great Independence Day and shot off a bottle rocket or two.
We know you did Nick!
Lawyers for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are trying feverishly to keep photos of the two stars having sex in an array of positions off of the internet and out of the magazines.
TMZ Reports: Racy photos of the hot couple were published in this week’s Life & Style magazine, showing the two engaged in a heavy makeout session in a jacuzzi at a private resort in Mexico. We’re told, however, these photos only show part of the fun the couple had. Arriba!
TMZ has learned that the rest of the roll shows the two not only making out, but having hardcore sex in the hot tub. A source who has seen the photos tells TMZ that they are “Paris sex tape-level scandalous,” and include images of the couple in several different sex positions. That’s hot!
Photos of the pair naked showed up on Friday on Backseat Cuddler (View Here) of the two about to get into a hot tub.
Singer Nick Lachey and MTV host Vanessa Minnillo are officially unofficially living together. The pair have moved into an apartment together in Manhattan. Rumor has it that Minnillo has already moved into Lachey’s Bel Air home in Hollywood.
On April 15 the couple of one year braved a nor’easter to move into their two-bedroom condo in Manhattan’s new Atelier building.
“Nick carried the huge boxes while Vanessa helped with the small ones,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They were soaked.” (Rapper Eve also lives in the high-rise, which has a basketball court and indoor pool.)
Reps would not confirm reports that Minnillo has also moved into Lachey’s Bel Air pad.
Vanessa recently stated her desire to have many children with Nick. So perhaps wedding bells aren’t too far in the distance.
Lexie from BackSeatCuddler.com has created a list of her Sexiest Celeb Hunks from the South. Texan Matthew McConaughey topped the list. Other celebs to make it included Johnny Depp and Usher.
Lexie’s Sexiest Celeb Hunks for the South
Musicians John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are now officially an item. People magazine is reporting that Simpson is head over heels for Mayer. Simpsons pooch Daisy gave her approval as well.
So how did the opposites-attract pairing – the music-industry equivalent of the head cheerleader hooking up with the sweetly geeky drum major – happen in the first place? After meeting at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party in 2005 – when Simpson was still married to Nick Lachey, 32 – the couple “bumped into each other” in June at New York City nightclub the Double Seven, where a source says Simpson was “flirting up a storm” with both Mayer and actor Jared Leto. The singer was especially smitten when Mayer praised her new single, “A Public Affair.” “He flattered her,” says another source.
“I feel good being married to myself right now,” sources close to her say she is savoring the new romance. “They’ve barbecued at her house,” says a Simpson insider. “She’s just started gardening, and he impressed her by knowing all the flowers she planted.” Mayer is also “the antithesis of Nick,” says the source. “He makes her feel special and beautiful and smart. Nick used to laugh when she said something that didn’t sound smart.”
Nick Lachey and his hottie girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo have not been shy of showing their affection for each other in public. The lip-action attraction made its way to New York City over the weekend.
Lachey, in jeans and a button-down shirt, and Minnillo, in a red dress, began the night chatting in their booth with Russell Simmons before Minnillo danced on the banquet to Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie” and “Gasolina.”
Nick appears to have his own little private dancer in Vanessa.
When Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” came on at around 12:45 a.m., Minnillo indulged Lachey in what would be the first of several lap dances.
I am sure Ms. Jessica Simpson is loving seeing these two all over each other.
Jessica Simpson celebrated her 26th birthday in beautiful Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Simpson appears happy in these photos. Her hair stylist and close friends accompanied her on the trip. Simpson will be hosting the Teen Choice Awards and word is that ex-husband Nick Lachey will be there with his new girlfriend.
TMZ has obtained legal documents that show that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are about to legally be single. They have acted the role for awhile now.
The documents, which were signed by both Simpson and Lachey and filed in L.A. County Superior Court, ask that a retired judge be appointed specifically to enter a divorce decree.
In legal terms, Simpson and Lachey are asking to “bifurcate” the divorce case, meaning the divorce can become final and the parties can then deal with the messy financial matters separately. The documents ask that retired Judge Dana Senit Henry be appointed “for the sole purpose of conducting the hearing, if any, with respect to the bifurcated issue of the termination of marital status.”
I guess they can start dating now. Something tells me Jessica is about 16 months away from showing up at Nick’s door in tears.
