Ah, Twitter. What would celebrities do without it? What would Bumpshack do without it? Heck, it keeps us busy every day. In 140 characters or less, Twitter has provided us with the play-by-play ups and downs of our favorite (or in Kanye West‘s case, our least favorite) celebrities. Whether they’re announcing the birth of a child, starting drama with Perez Hilton, or airing out their dirty laundry to millions of fellow Tweeters, celebrities never fail to put Twitter first.

Here’s a list of our favorite celebrity Tweets from 2010 go on reading »

Leave it to Perez Hilton to start some drama. It’s what he does best, y’all.

Chelsea Handler Goes Topless for VMA Rehearsals (Pic)

Today, Perez Tweeted his thoughts on Chelsea Handler‘s hosting gig for the MTV Video Music Awards, saying:

“I usually like her, but Chelsea Handler is sucking at the #VMAs – hard!”

To which Chelsea responded:

“@perezhilton oh, f**k off. I had a blast and the show awesome last night. Bomb? Your life is a bomb.”

And it only gets better from here, folks. Perez shot a few Tweety-Tweets back:

“@chelseahandler At least I didn’t have to f**k my way to a talk show and sleep with the head of the network. #TedHarbert”

“@chelseahandler And who’d you blow to get the VMA hosting gig? I’m more than happy with my bomb life. It’s da bomb.com! xo”

“I’ll always say what I really feel. And I don’t have to sit behind a computer screen to do it. I’ll tell you to your face!”

Perez wasn’t the only one judging Chelsea’s hosting abilities. The New York Times said,  ”She was among the worst in show’s history — purposefully out-of-touch, with brief, alarming flashes of off-color racial humor.”

Lindsay Lohan Spanks Chelsea Handler 2010 MTV VMAs Skit (VIDEO)

With 11.4 million viewers(up 27 percent from 2009), Chelsea ended up on top. She Tweeted:

“Just got word…Highest rated vma’s since 2002. Good job, mtv! Good job, kiddo.”

But you know Perez had the last word:

“@ChelseaHandler I still think you’re usually very funny – and you probably have a larger penis than me! xoxo”

Geez, Louise! That was absolutely exhausting. What did you think of Chelsea as a host?

The way I look at it, the VMAs always suck. I love the performances but hate the presenters and almost always hate the host. She did a good job, but I have to agree that she was a little flat at times. Doesn’t mean I won’t be watching her show tonight! TEAM CHELSEA!

[images: WENN]

Perez Hilton has come strong and hard at the Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian with his Katy Perry parody mix of ‘California Gurls’ called ‘Kardashian Gurls.’ that stars himself along with La Coacha

Check out the well done video above and enjoy!

Actress/singer Miley Cyrus has finally responded to the major controversy created by celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, when he posted an alleged uncensored upskirt picture of her (more details/photos here).

Miley Cyrus Exposed In Upskirt Photo via Perez Hilton Twitter

In a recent telephone interview for Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, Miley said, “That’s some idiot being an idiot.” Miley also claims people are trying to sabotage her work. She has a new album, “Can’t Be Tamed” coming out on June 21. [Miley Cyrus Defense: "I'm Sexy, Not Slutty!" - Slutty Stripper Photos]

VIDEO: Did Miley Cyrus Simulate Lesbian Kiss On Stage?

“Isn’t it funny things like that, that are so negative, have to come out right before my record?” asked Miley. “It’s like, no one can just let a positive thing happen.”

Miley Cyrus & Adam Shankman Dirty Dancing, Grinding Scandalous VIDEO!

This time I think Miley is the victim. Perez used Miley and her raunchier new image to create a major publicity stunt, designed only to promote himself and trying to destroy whatever is left of Miley’s reputation at the same time.

Perez Hilton Twitter Response: Miley Cyrus Wears Panties!

[image: Ryan Seacrest]

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton (real name Mario Lavandeira) finally broke his silence to defend himself against one big controversy created by an upskirt snap of Miley Cyrus climbing out of a car during the video shot of “Big Big Bang” (more details here). – Miley NSFW Upskirt Picture HERE.

Miley Cyrus Exposed In Upskirt Photo via Perez Hilton Twitter

Miley Cyrus Fires Back, Calls Perez Hilton an Idiot!

According to people who saw the picture quickly removed by Perez, the uncensored upskirt was a poor Photoshop work, which can still be considered child pornography since Miley is underage. An incident like this could throw Perez in jail for some time.

VIDEO: Did Miley Cyrus Simulate Lesbian Kiss On Stage?

Perez took to his Twitter and blog to post a video response to the completely blown out of proportion controversy. Perez claims Miley was wearing underwear because she is not stupid to go out in public without panties. “Miley is not a MORON,” he says. Perez later posted the picture above to prove his point.

Miley Cyrus & Adam Shankman Dirty Dancing, Grinding Scandalous VIDEO!

Of course Miley was wearing panties! The question is: did Perez alter that picture to make it look like Miley was not wearing underwear? Yes, probably! And this was certainly another major publicity stunt by Perez. He wins!

Miley Cyrus Fires Back, Calls Perez Hilton an Idiot!

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton posted a completely uncensored and naughty upskirt picture of singer/actress Miley Cyrus on Twitter Sunday night (June 13). The photo in question shows Miley getting out of a car and giving the camera one eyeful of her hoo-haa while she was filming the music video for her new single, “Big Big Bang” (more pictures below).

MILEY DID IT AGAIN!! Half-Naked Miley Cyrus Flashes Crowd @ 2010 MMVAs

VIDEO: Did Miley Cyrus Simulate Lesbian Kiss On Stage?

Miley is still 17 years old therefore the picture Perez posted can be considered child pornography (‘tweet’ screenshot below). The photo also seems to be poorly Photoshopped, which means Miley’s camp should immediately sue Perez for defamation.

Miley Cyrus & Adam Shankman Dirty Dancing, Grinding Scandalous VIDEO!

Miley Cyrus Naughty Video Shoot Pictures go on reading »

Well, here is Perez Hilton, the princess of mock, dressed up as a bad Jesus Christ.

Time for you guys and gals to take over in the comments on this one!  Sacrilegious?  Funny?  Ugly?

[image: Perez's Twitter]

Bipolar rocker John Mayer whose on again/off again flirting with glam blogger Perez Hilton must have hit a rough patch as Mayer heartless (and ironically in Perez style) tore into Hilton’s mental capacity in the new issue of Rolling Stone (Feb 4, 2010 issue).

Here is what Mayer said in his words:

On Perez Hilton:
If you meet Perez Hilton, you realize this is not anyone the world should be scared of. He’s not a very bright guy, and I also think he has some sort of clinical ADHD — he seems to exhibit some sort of post-traumatic thing. He’s uneducated and highly opinionated. It is the worst combination in a human being.

OUCH!!! It took Perez several days but tonight he responded just as fiercely and angrily towards John (via Twitter):

Both John (#12) and Perez (#11) made our annual Most Hated Celebrities of 2009 list. Perez came out on top this year, John naturally was on bottom.

It’s the last day of the year and time for Bumpshack’s annual list of ‘The 10 Most Hated Celebrities of 2009′ according to myself and some of your favorite celebrity bloggers I surveyed and gathered opinions from for this list.

The inaugural edition of Most Hated Celebs, back in 2006, is one of our most popular posts of all-time.  The story was featured on TMZ, hundreds of blogs, radio, tabloids, TV, and was highlighted by my appearance on MSNBC Live.

Several bloggers joined me again this year to help discuss the ‘Most Hated Celebrities,’ as well as many friends, who sent me their lists of who they thought should make the final cut.

Over 32 names were submitted this year for the list and you will find photos and celeb bloggers reasons on why the ‘Top 10′ was so hated in 2009 below.  You will also find a bonus list of the ‘Most Hated’ celebs #11-20 (complete with blogger snark as well).

Without further ado here is the ‘Top 10 20 Most Hated Celebrities of 2009′…..

The 10 Most Hated Celebs of 2009

1. Kanye West (70 votes, last year #6) – Imma’ let you finish but Kanye West was the ‘Most Hated Celebrity of 2009.’  Kanye – which is Swahili for ‘the only one’  - took egocentricity to a new level in 2009 when he interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech for Best Female Video at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards to tell the audience “Imma’ let you finish…” that Swift didn’t deserve the award because, “…Beyonce had one of the best videos of all-time.”  It’s one thing to take shots at former President Bush over Katrina, but when an intoxicated Kanye attacked the innocent singer/songwriter of broken-hearted, lily peace country songs he outraged dozens of his fellow celebrities and millions of viewers and fans of Swift.  Kanye spent the next month crying on Jay Leno’s couch and apologizing every chance he could before the rehab angels summoned him for a 30 day detox.  West is the Ty Cobb of Hollywood — extremely talented with beats but almost hated by all. – Bumpshack (Joshua Holmes)



2. Chris Brown (56 votes) - Where can we begin with this guy?  What’s not to hate?  This natural born douche reached an all time low when he beat his [then] woman, Rihanna to a bloody pulp.  Later on he had the balls to call her out for sharing her story, saying that it should have remained between the two of them. Brown then released an album after this massive scandal, goes to Walmart and sees it missing from the shelves and blasts the store on Twitter.  He then discovered it was sold out (who the hell is buying his crap?!) and deletes his Twitter.  I don’t know who I hate more.  Chris Brown or the justice system for letting him off with a little trash pick up.  No one who beats a woman should be selling albums. – Backseat Cuddler (Jenn G)



3. Jon & Kate Gosselin (54 votes) - Jon and Kate Gosselin have always had their fair share of detractors, but having their marriage implode in the media over the last twelve months has this couple on just about everyone’s hate list for 2009. Prior to the breakup Kate was the main attractor of vehement disgust because of her over-bearing personality and brow-beating of the quiet and seemingly innocent Jon. But, getting out from under Kate’s thumb allowed Jon Gosselin to show his true colors – the colors of an 18-year-old college kid that just wanted to get drunk and have sex. Numerous young mistresses surfaced including his “main girl” Hailey Glassman, who even went on a trip with Jon to France for a vacation aboard the “Douchetanic,” a yacht owned by fashion designer and Douchebag icon Christian Audigier. Kate stayed at home trying to keep the show alive while Jon went out and partied and the end result has been a huge increase in the number of people repulsed more by Jon than Kate. Now “Jon and Kate Plus 8” has been reduced to “Jon and Kate Plus Hate” as the world looks down its nose in disgust at the couple that seems to have ruined their own family in the pursuit of money, fame and bong-puffing 22-year-old party girls. – Starcasm (Asa Hawks)
   



4. Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag (Speidi) (40 votes, last year #2) - Even Al Rocker can’t stand to breathe the same air as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Perhaps it’s the culmination of their stupidity that makes us hate them. These are the morons who confused Jesus with Harry Potter and prayed with Patti Blagojevich for him to use his baby Christ powers to smote Janice Dickinson on “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here.”  While Heidi’s hypocrisy makes kittens cry, her Robodouche of a sidekick flaps his jaws with the impression someone actually cares what crap falls out of the whine hole located in his creepy flesh beard. It’s easy to hate these two and I am pretty sure they were on Bush’s Axis of Evil list. – Hollywood Dame (Cara)



5. Tiger Woods (35 votes) - From most complete athlete and family man to party beast with a poor taste for cocktail waitresses, golfer Tiger Woods completely shocked the world when his dark and seedy side was revealed. The 34 year-old married to a beautiful former model, Elin Nordegren, apparently kept a double life of a sex addict, who would do absolutely anything and anyone for another fix, in conflict with the image of the perfect man. Why we hate him?  Because he sold us billions of dollars in products, through his endorsements, based on his image when in fact Tiger was even sluttier than Michael Jordan in his prime. – Gossip Teen (Gossip Gal)



6. Michael Lohan (23 votes) - I have never seen someone try to gather fame off his children like this man does. Although the ‘jump from the bridge’ stunt on Twitter was from a fake Michael, the real Michael opened up his own account shortly after and started to threaten people that he was going to sue them.  I suggest he shouldn’t be such a fame mongrel and stay out of the spotlight.  His name dropping and incessant blabbing about Lindsay’s drug addictions that she may or may not have is getting boring. Move on!! – Knocked Up Celebs (Taylor Blue)



7. Octomom (21 votes) - Nadya Suleman aka Octomom has become one of the most hated celebrities due to her decision to have fourteen children without having a job to support them.  But why should that be Suleman’s concern when she can rely on welfare to feed her children? This woman somehow managed to talk some quack doctor to implant eight embryos when she had six young children at home already. Octomom obviously found her fifteen minutes of fame but at the cost of her own children.  This woman also wants to be Angelina Jolie but the only similarity is the big lips and bus load of children. – Stupid Celebrities (Monya)



8. The Kardashians (17 votes, last year #15) - Kim Kardashian is certainly toned, and she is definitely very pretty. Yet I see her as a royal diva, the kind that only eats green M&Ms that aren’t visibly touching any other color and refuses to use the bathroom unless there are rose petals in the bowl.  If you really think about it, all of these new found riches for the Kardashians can be traced back to one single moment: the release of Kim’s sex tape with D-grade rapper Ray J. If it weren’t for that tape being “leaked,” Kim never would have become famous and her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, never would have been discovered.  It’s time to place the blame with the culprit, Ray J. – Allie Is Wired (Allie Shain)



9. Lindsay Lohan (16 votes) – It is often hard to tell if Lindsay is that ‘hated’ or if people just feel so sorry for her and the downward spiral she continues to whistle, smoke, snort, and slide down.  Sadly, most fans and observers expect a tragic end to Lindsay’s life, much along the lines of Anna Nicole Smith or Brittany Murphy.  Her on-again/off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson only appears to intensify her instability.  Maybe it’s time Linds gave men another chance to screw her life up.  Lohan’s mother, Dina, and #6 on this list (see above) have only caused damage to LiLo in their attempts to cash in on their own parasite fame.  Her once promising career is lost in the Bermuda Triangle of child stars gone wrong until she can sober up and surround herself with people that will bring her calm and tranquility. – Bumpshack (Joshua Holmes)



10. Carrie Prejean (15 votes) - In a world of dualities, Carrie Prejean is the queen. What we hate about her is something we all possess, yet loath about ourselves—hypocrisy. In 2009, we collectively reminded her that those who live in glass Malibu Barbie houses ought not cast stones, lest they shatter another reflective surface from which to admire themselves. – Right Celebrity (Jenivieve Elly)


Most Hated Celebrities #11 – #20 Below

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Backseat Cuddler has compiled a list of the ‘Top 10 Tools in Hollywood for 2009′ (full list link) that counts down the biggest tools of the year.

Here is what Jenn G. from Backseat had to say about these Toolboxes:

10. Ray J - I don’t know if Ray J needs to be smacked or if the execs over at VH1 do.  The fact that Ray J gets to have a show (For The Love Of Ray J) where he and a bus load of skanks get to share and spread every form of STDs is just plain wrong.  Who thinks up this crap?  And furthermore, what kind of people are actually watching this crap?…oh wait, don’t answer that! Ray J is a self-indulged  tool, incapable of keeping a real relationship, who thinks he’s God’s gift to woman when all he really is to the ladies is ‘Plague J’.

9. Tom Brady – The quarterback for the New England Patriots is a puss.  Yes, a total puss.  I love a great game of football and I respect great athletes.  Tom Brady is a very gifted QB.  What he is lacking is balls.  The guy wears a dress on the field and cries to the officials if the wind blows him the wrong way.  When he does this he almost always gets a flag thrown in his favor!  Thank you Tom Brady for pansifying the NFL.  Oh, and congrats on your new baby boy…. I wonder if he whines as much as you do?

8. Liam Hemsworth – You might not even recognize this name, but Hemsworth is one powerful dude! Does the name Miley Cyrus ring a bell?  Remember when she deleted her Twitter account?  Well, this guy is the reason why.  Miley became smitten with Liam after doing her Last Song movie with him.   He didn’t like her Twitter account and poof, she DELETED it.  Liam Hemsworth destroyed the only line of communication Miley had with her fans worldwide!  So you, little Liam, deserve a big ‘ole smack!  Not nice!

7. Levi Johnston – Where do we begin with you, Levi?  This guy went from knocking up Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol to Kathy Griffin.  Levi did GQ Magazine with his infant son nude! Then he did that ‘protect his nuts‘ commercial, wins a porn crossover award, then poses for Playgirl with one atrocious spread!  Everything about Levi Johnston makes my skin crawl.  I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a more desperate attempt at fame.

6. Perez Hilton – They need to create a bubble for Perez Hilton to live in that has no WiFi access.  Perez spends his days trying to find new ways to be mean to people.  Not just mean, but MEAN!!  Hilton has become a micro-celebrity based solely on being crude and inhumane to real celebrities.  Perez can say and do anything he wants to others, but if you say anything anti-gay or about one of his pseudo-causes, he will sue you or draw vulgarities on your photos as often as he can on his ridiculous site.  I often waste my time wondering how that guy sleeps at night.  I especially wonder how someone so unattractive has the balls to say anything about how anyone else looks?  Perhaps he is just that insecure in his own skin.

See the Top 5 Biggest Tools in Hollywood at BSC

AH! Former Miss California Carrie Prejean’s infamous sex tape scandal has finally been spoofed by our friends at FunnyOrDie (watch video below). The Carrie lookalike promises to not shave her bush until George Bush is reelected, simulates a very republican orgasm and, in the end, the mysterious cameraman is revealed. It’s Perez Hilton, the man with an improper question which turned Carrie into another famous and unfortunate girl!

Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Spoof FunnyOrDie Video Below go on reading »

Perez Hilton is the latest celebrity to lend his image and credence to PETA.  Celeb blogger Hilton posed for PETA’s ‘Save The Seals’ ad campaign (as can be seen above).

The annual massacre against seals is the largest against any marine animal.  The animals are either shot or have their head bashed in against the rocks.  Often baby seals are skinned alive.

The United States and European Union have banned seal products due to this unethical practice.  Politicians such as Russia’s Vladimir Putin and Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama have made public statements admonishing the practice.