
Angelina Jolie Up Close and Personal
Loyal Bumpshack reader Kiki (Keek the Greek) sent in these exclusive photos that her good friend Amy took of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the London premiere of the film Beowulf. Below is a thumbnail (click to enlarge) of Angelina in her tight leather pants right before they split right down the seam of her buttocks.
photos: Amy via Kiki
We were down at Hollywood & Highland at the historic Kodak Theater before the American Idol finale on Tuesday night. Some former American Idol contestants were on hand and doing an interview with the TV Guide channel.
Ace Young, Justin Guarini, and Kimberley Caldwell (thanks for the help) were on hand and soaking up the attention from dozens of Idol fans.
Ace appeared to be very genuine, humble, friendly and down to earth. Justin seemed well….happy (guess I am trying to be politically correct today). Both were non-committal on who they thought would win that night. Congrats to Miss Jordin Sparks!

I ran into Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie while out last week in Los Angeles. As you can see they are living the simple life. I had my camera and they were willing to pose so I thought I would post it.
I actually ran into these chimpanzees at the Los Angeles Zoo. But I guess that is sort of a prison for animals as well. So I am sure Paris the Chimp felt right at home. Nicole the Chimp was able to meet all of her dietary requirements as well.

The latest scandal involving the Miss USA pageant centers around Miss Nevada Katie Rees.
Nude photos of Rees have popped up on Canada.com feature Rees baring her breasts, posing in very sexual positions, kissing other women, and pulling down her pants to show her thong panties (so 2001).
Katie Rees reminds us how good Nevada can be and how stupid teenage girls with fifteen minutes of fame can ruin it all.
UPDATE: Read Katie’s Appology and see More photos
UPDATE: The uncensored photos from PMC (NSFW)
UPDATE: Hot photo proof that Katie has always been WILD (SFW)
UPDATE: Katie continues to party hard and strong in Las Vegas (SFW)

These photos were taken either in Hana or on the road to Hana. The road to Hana is 52 miles long. Simple right? Well it has 630 hairpin turns, 54 one-lane bridges and takes nearly three hours to cover. So why do people dare fate and the dangerous roads? Well the scenary is beautiful. Famous last words usually. Enjoy the photos. Click to enlarge any of them. For prints email Bumpshack@gmail.com
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Maui time has consisted of more snorkeling and hanging around the pool. ‘Thunder’ Dan Majerle was catching some rays and drinks at the pool yesterday afternoon. He was also in the gym this morning working out when I was. Majerle was a very athletic guard who played for the Phoenix Suns during the 90’s and in the NBA Finals against Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls in 1993. Thunder Dan is still in great shape and has a very chiseled physique. Enjoy the photos I took here on the grounds of the Ritz Carlton. More to come in the next couple of days including some great shots of beautiful waterfalls.


Another great day in Maui. The snorkeling today was a lot of fun. We spotted 5 more Hawksbill sea turtles and hundreds of beautiful exotic fish.
Below are three photos I snapped this afternoon off the balcony of the room here at the Ritz Carlton in Maui, Hawaii.