Mindy, Angela & Paulette

Roger Clemens has a healthy appetite for women as was well reported last week. The ‘Rocket’ has been romantically linked to country music star Mindy McCready (story and photos), realtor Angela Moyer (story and photos), and John Daly’s ex-wife Paulette Dean Daly (story and photos).

Let me set up the poll question. You are at your local bar with several of your friends. They have already either retired for the night or gone home for late night activities. You are at the bar with the Roger’s version of the ‘Banger Sisters’. You have had three beers too many, are lonely, yet realize that one of these women would be eager to come home with you.

So who do you pick? Who wins the ‘Roger of Love’?

News came last week that celeb-child Rumer Willis, spawn of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, had been named to People’s ‘100 Most Beautiful People’ list‘.

I ran a poll last week asking the simple question: ‘Is Rumer Willis Hot or Not?’

98.22% of respondents to the poll voted “Not” hot out of over 165 votes. Remarkably Rumer did not receive a ‘Hot’ vote until 84 people had responded. So after 84 replies the tally was Hot - 0%, Not - 100%.

Here is what a couple of Bumpshack readers had to say about People’s selection of Rumer:

“People HAD to be paid off to add her to the list. Next year we’ll see Chelsea Clinton or Alexa Joel on the list. They all might be nice people on the inside, but they definitely missed out on the beauty gene. And what makes Willis a celebrity? All I know of her is she is underage and gets into clubs to drink with Lohan and Paris Hilton and once was at some marijuana party that got busted. I guess that makes you an “it” girl. LOL You noticed People’s picture of her had half her face hidden. I guess that huge jaw and squinty eyes had to be covered as much as possible. What a joke.” - Belinda

“wow…how much did mommy and daddy pay for that spot?” - K

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Pop/drunk/rehab/loser/vampire Amy Winehouse was arrested today in London for headbutting a poor dude outside of a London bar. She is likely to be charged with assault.

In the wee hours of April 23, the Grammy-winning “Rehab” singer allegedly headbutted a man outside a London pub. She voluntarily reported to a London police station on Friday to answer questions, and was arrested.

In a race to the bottom who wins? Vote below for Britney Spears or Amy?

Pearl Jam was the hottest band in the 90’s and changed the entire music landscape with their debut album Ten. The music seemed to suffer the more political the band became in the late 90’s and 00’s. Every band has at least one dud album. Their dud, most experts would agree, was the 2000 album Binaural.

The two hottest and most popular women in country music are former American Idol winner Carrie Underwood and teen sensation Taylor Swift. Swift wrote or co-wrote all of the songs on her debut album Taylor Swift. Underwood on her second album, Carnival Ride, started co-writing some of her own tunes with the likes of Hillary Lindsey and Luke Laird.

Both women are extremely talented and will dominate the Billboard charts for the next thirty years. They will also continue to develop a rivalry as they will be competing with each other for awards and radio airplay.

Here is a quick look at Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift:

Carrie Underwood	Taylor Swift
Age: 24 - March 10, 1983 Hometown: Checotah, Oklahoma	Age: 18 - December 13, 1989 Hometown: Wyomissing, PA
Hit Songs: ‘Jesus Take the Wheel’ ‘Because He Cheats’ ‘Don’t Forget to Remember Me’ ‘So Small’	Hit Songs: ‘Tim McGraw’ ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’ ‘Our Song’ ‘Invisible’
Albums: Some Hearts - 6x Platinum (#2) Carnival Ride - 2x Platinum (#1)	Albums: Taylor Swift - 2x Platinum (#8) Taylor Swift Holiday Collection
Awards: Grammy Awards: 2007 Best New Artist, Best Female Vocal Performance - ‘Jesus Take the Wheel’, Best Country Song - ‘Jesus Take the Wheel’ CMA Awards: 2007 Female Vocalist of the Year, Single of the Year - ‘Because He Cheats’, 2006 Female Vocalist of the Year, Horizon Award Complete List	Awards: CMT Music Awards: Breakthrough Video of the Year - ‘Tim Mcgraw’ CMA Awards: Horizon Award
Discovered: American Idol	Discovered: Bluebird Cafe (Nashville)

Roger Clemens has posted this video on You Tube and his personal website denying that he has ever used steroids, HGH (human growth hormone), or any other performance enhancing drug. Clemens was mentioned more times in the Mitchell Report than any other player in baseball.Clemens has a career record of 354-184 and has won 7 Cy Young awards.

Britney Spears is auctioning off a signed copy of her new CD Blackout to help raise money for UNICEF (United Nations International Children’s Emergency Fund).

“I think it’s important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere,” says Spears, in a press release issued by X17.

I have obtained a copy of Britney’s new CD and will be reviewing it for the site in the next week or so.

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I am not sure if Hollywood has ever seen a bigger attention whore than the troubled Britney Spears. Halloween provided the perfect excuse for the freak in Britney to come out.

The troubled singer stepped out in a hot pink animal print leotard with a cut out centre which exposed her cleavage and midriff.

Spears attended a house party thrown by model Heidi Klum and husband Seal, and later hit the Green Door bar with her friend Lucy Walsh.

The scary part is that this is not far different than most of the things Britney wears out in public throughout the year. Maybe one should work the abs a bit before trying to pull off the pink leopard leotard.

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photo: Daily Mail

Britney Spears is in the news everyday and usually for doing something dumb or very whoreish. It is a bit scary to think what she will be like 10 years from now. Hopefully the girl will snap out of it or get the help she needs to realize the errors of her youth.

I thought of selecting the best Janice Dickinson caption myself but then I realized it would be a lot easier and more fun for everybody if I just created a poll to select the winner.

Vote below for the best caption and winner of this week’s cash prize:

Caption 1: Is this what goes into my lips? - HILLARY

Caption 2: She use to be able to take this stuff in liquid form - MIKE

Caption 3: Just imagine all the other things I can do with these collagen filled lips - JANICE

Caption 4: BREAKING NEWS: Confusing it with ANTM personality Jay Manuel’s penis, Janice Dickinson attempts to deep throat a stick of cotton candy! - TIM

I have my own prediction of who will win this poll. Which celebrity singer has the most actual singing talent?

The latest poll at Bastardly.com has Megan Fox and Jessica Biel are battling it out for Justin Timberlake’s penis heart and which of the two is hotter than the other.

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Check out Teenwag and vote for the Hottest Celebrity Blogger. I won’t say who you should vote for, but Perez could use some help….lol.

Saturday night VH1 hosted the ‘Big in 06′ Awards. Pictured above (top) are Fergie, Hayden Panettiere, (bottom) Paris Hilton, and Katharine McPhee.

George Clooney was voted People magazine’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’. Do you agree or disagree with his selection?

Vote for which gentleman you think is America’s ‘Sexiest Man of the Year’.