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Fran Lebowitz
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Evan Esar
American Humorist (1899 - 1995)

J. Frank Dobie, “A Texan in England”, 1945
US folklorist (1888 - 1964)

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J. Paul Getty
US oil industrialist (1892 - 1976)

“The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.”

Henrik Ibsen, An Enemy of the People, 1882
Norwegian dramatist (1828 - 1906)

“What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?”

Dr. Robert Schuller

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H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956)

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Robert F. Kennedy, ‘I Remember, I Believe,’ The Pursuit of Justice, 1964
US Democratic politician (1925 - 1968)

US soccer player Charlie Davies was injured in a fatal car crash on the George Washington Memorial Parkway at Boundary Channel Drive on Tuesday morning (October 13). Charlie is in a stable condition, the extent of his injuries are not life-threatening but may dictate the end of his career.

“Obviously, as a team we were saddened to learn this news,” U.S. coach Bob Bradley said. “Our thoughts and prayers are with Charlie and his family, as well as the other person in the car and the families of the others involved. … We are relying on each other in a moment that has for sure hit us all hard.”

One of three people in one car, not the driver, identified as 22 year-old Ashley J. Roberta, of Phoenix, Md., died at the scene. Charlie and another unidentified person were in another car. There are no more details about the survivors of the crash or whether or not the 23 year-old soccer player was driving. The cause of the crash is still under investigation.

Charlie Davies Car Crash Pictures

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Robert J. Sawyer, “Calculating God”, 2000
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Mahatma Gandhi
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Robert Heinlein
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