Rosie O’Donnell is in talks to return to TV with MSNBC in prime time.  O’Donnell was last seen regularly on the estrogenized ‘The View’.

Talks are still pending. But one scenario would put O’Donnell in a prime-time slot, potentially going head-to-head with Hannity & Colmes on FOX News Channel and CNN’s Larry King Live.

Over the weekend, O’Donnell posted on her blog saying she could soon compete with “the guy with the suspenders and the long, long face,” the paper reports.

Good luck going to head-to-head with King, O’Reilly, and Hannity & Colmes.  Just another reason to not watch MSNBC.

Rosie O’Donnell in her new book reveals that as a child she use to break her bones to get attention following her mothers death.  She also hints that she was abused around the same period.

She broke her own bones, she recalls, “my hands and fingers usually. No one knew. It was a secret.� She used a Mets baseball bat she got on bat day or the hanger. Why? It was “proof I had some value, enough to be fixed.� She recalls that she was no longer sad about her mother’s death, but “distracted.�

Rosie also dangles another clue about her childhood in two sentences. “There were many benefits to having a cast. In the middle of the night, it was a weapon.�

Comedians always have the most issues and are usually very depressed people per the Bumpshack Therapist.

Whoever thought to create a Rosie O’Donnell Barbie Doll is more than likely working at McDonald’s now in Sioux Falls. No disrespect, I love the McRib and Apple Pie. I believe this particular doll comes with Barbie size carpet and twinkies.

The doll was created when Rosie was straight, still had her own talk show, and millions of moms across the country loved her and thought she helped assist in hanging the moon.

If you look at the enclosed ‘Activity Zone’ card you will notice that Rosie and Barbie are happily together.  I have never seen Rosie with a smile that big.

David from Pretty on the Outside’s latest rendering or how Rosie O’Donnell’s blog is likely to look now that ‘The View‘ has hired Whoopi Goldberg to replace her.

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Rosie O’Donnell, perhaps the most classless face on TV ever, continues to unabatedly attack others.  This time the victim is Paula Abdul.  RO had this tirade against Abdul that she posted on her website.

right now
paula abdul would yell action
and the result would be
what we all see

there r times
u r so broken
fragile
pain filled
love less
desperate
raw
vulnerable
so needy for love …

hey paula
we cringe
at r selves
thru u

What the heck is O’Donnell’s problem? Sounds like her sexual frustrations are coming out.

Rosie O’Donnell continues to bash Elizabeth Hasselbeck while on her Rosie Gay Cruise.

O’D spoke in front of a large photo of Hasselbeck with devil horns painted on the photo. She told the group assembled that ‘(Hasselbeck’s) only f****** credit was Survivor, come on!’

After the confrontational words Rosie said, ‘I can’t fight with pregnant people.  Just go have your baby and have a nice life.’

Rosie O’Donnell has lashed out again at Donald Trump. This time the unstable comedian (aren’t they all?) told ‘the Donald’ to ‘eat me’ as she grabbed her crotch during a speech she made during a luncheon for women in the New York media.

“The View’s” resident flamethrower was the MC at the luncheon celebrating women in New York media, and took the opportunity to rail against the Donald again, says Page Six, at one point grabbing her crotch and shouting, “Eat me!” — which made Babwa drop her head and cover her face on the dais.

Barbara and the rest of us are sick at the mere mention and thought of this happening. I am literally coughing and choking and it must be related to this nasty prospect.

One attendee called Ro’s outburst “inappropriate,” given that there were 17 teenage girls in the room, but her rep said, “She’s a comedienne. She says things that are provocative.”

Is there any people on earth more useless than a celebritie’s rep or publicist (hired excuse maker)?