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Tara Reid Nude Playboy Photo Spread FIRST PICTURES!

Tara Reid Naked Playboy Photos

Here is the first look at Tara Reid’s much hyped naked photo shoot for the upcoming January/February issue of Playboy Magazine (photos below). Tara looks amazing! You can’t even tell she had several liposuctions just on her stomach area, which means this is an amazing Photoshop work. The same can’t be said about Demi Moore’s W Magazine cover (read more details and vote in out poll here).

Tara Reid Playboy Sneak Peek Photos Below go on reading »

Tara Reid Gets Nude For Playboy (Photos)

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Actress Tara Reid stripped off her clothes and posed completely nude for an upcoming issue of the famous men’s magazine Playboy. Tara has already done the photo shoot at a private residence in Santa Monica, California, on October 7, according to InTouch.

The 33 year-old was apparently very shy and insecure because her body, especially her stomach, is marked with some horrendous liposuction scars. “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it’s uneven, but it’s not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds,” Tara said.

Tara Reid Pictures

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Tara Reid Runs Outta Rehab

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Less than one month after checking herself into Promises rehab center, Tara Reid has checked herself out.

“She checked out on Saturday,” says the source. “She’s doing well. The whole family is very positive about this being the new beginning for her.”

When the 33 year old actress and former wild child checked into the “rehab center”, her rep wouldn’t reveal the reason.

In an interview in October, Reid told PEOPLE she was a “social drinker” who enjoyed an occasional glass of wine with friends, but said that her partying days were over.

I just hope whatever was wrong with Tara has been mended so that she may move on with her life and marry her love, French fashion executive of J & Company Julien Jarmoune.

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Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab (for Publicity)

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Tara Reid, off the celeb radar for a few weeks, has checked into rehab, at Promises in Malibu, according to her representative Jack Ketsoyan.

“Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time,” the actress’s rep Jack Ketsoyan tells PEOPLE.

The rep would not reveal what Reid, 33, is being treated for.

Promises is the same treatment center that Britney Spears spent several stints at back during her ‘bald’ phase.

Check one: drugs, alcohol, sex addiction, fledgling career.

A friend of the troubled actress says she headed to the treatment facility on Tuesday.

“Her friends and family are supportive of her decision,” says the friend. “She checked in herself – it was her decision.”

In all seriousness I hope that Reid can get her personal problems and addictions taken care of.  She has seemed like a troubled young lady since ‘Taradise‘ aired on E!

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Tara ‘Bones’ Reid in OK! Magazine

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Actress Tara Reid is featured in a new photo spread in the current issue of OK! magazine.  Reid’s fall from grace along with her botched plastic surgeries and disturbing weight loss have been vastly covered.

I found this quote from Reid to be a bit humorous.

Tara chills out at Ku De Ta Restaurant in Seminyak. “I’m a girl who works her ass off, but I like to have a good time,” she says.

Has she ever said anything more true?

Reid shot to fame in American Pie and Cruel Intentions.  Since then her career has gone south and her appearance has vanished into the Bermuda Triangle.

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Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day: Tara Reid

Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day: Tara Reid

Tara Reid is the ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day’ in one of the worst fashion meltdowns of the year.  You name it and it is wrong in this photo of Reid from the shoes, to gym pants, to low cut shirt and topped with a big 80’s mink fur coat.  The fashion here is so bad that it is beautiful.  Just another day in Taradise

Reid was also selected as ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day’ back in August

More Tara Reid News and Photos 

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Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day: Tara Reid

Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day: Tara Reid

Tara Reid is our  ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day‘ after well this (see above). Hopefully she has something new in her shopping bags to change into immediately.

photo: TMZ

Tara Reid Pretty On The Outside

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Maybe a bit cruel but a great illustration (satire) of Tara Reid’s not so flattering bikini photos that highlighted her botched tummy tuck.

More Funny POTO Illustrations

Hollywood March Madness: K-Fed v. Mel, Tara v. Moss

Be sure to check out the original post about Bumpshack’s Hollywood March Madness. The competition was a bit better on day two of our tournament. Check out the results at the bottom of this post. Be sure to vote in today’s match-ups to see who will advance to round two. Here are the results of who moves on to the next round of our tournament to determine who is Hollywood’s Craziest Celebrity.

The final day of round one will have Tara Reid going boob-to-boob with Kate Moss and K-Fed battling Rabbi Mel Gibson.

HMMT: Tara v. KateOur final female match of the first round has party girl Tara ‘Taradise’ Reid (3) against Kate ‘Coke’ Moss (6). Reid has made headlines recently for her excessive partying, debauchery, and botched plastic surgeries. Moss was photographed doing lines of cocaine at a club and is engaged to demented rocker Pete Doherty. Vote and decide if Kate’s ‘nose’ can upset Tara’s ‘fun bags’. 


  

HMMT: Mel v. KFEDThe final male match of round one is an interesting one. Legendary backup dancer Kevin Federline (3) is the favorite in his match up against Mel Gibson (6). K-Fed has been the poster child for bad parenting and horrible career decisions. He is credited with ruining former goddess Britney Spears. Gibson, a former alcoholic, fell off the wagon hard last summer. In an anti-semitic tirade against Malibu cops he did irreversible damage to his career and called a female cop ’sugar tits’ during the process. Is Mel or K-Fed the crazier of the two? Vote to decide who advances. 


  

 

Here are the results from day three of the first round of Hollywood March Madness:

Paris Hilton was our first higher seed to beat a lower seed. She easily beat former best friend Nicole Richie. Paris advances to play #1 seed Britney Spears in Round 2:

(27 votes 35%) Nicole Richie (4)
(51 votes 65%) Paris Hilton (5) Winner

Michael Jackson had no problem with Greasy Bear Brandon Davis. In the biggest first round blowout Jackson took nearly 93% of the vote. Here is the breakdown of how the voting went:

(65 votes 93%) Michael Jackson (4) Winner
(5 votes 7%) Brandon Davis (5)

Bumpshack’s Hollywood March Madness Tournament

The NCAA men’s basketball tournament starts this week. But here at the Bumpshack we are having our own tourney version called Hollywood March Madness. In our tournament we will will pit Hollywood stars head-to-head to see who is Hollywood’s Maddest Celebrity. Sixteen Hollywood stars have been seeded. One half of the bracket is comprised of the women and the men fill out the bracket on the converse side. The #1 seeds are Britney Spears and Tom Cruise. The winners will be decided by your voting.

Today the #1 and #8 seeds will battle on each side of the bracket. That means you will be deciding the winners between Britney Spears and Madonna as well as between Tom Cruise and Donald Trump.

Hollywood March Madness Britney v. MadonnaThe first round and first matchup of the tournament will be between troubled pop star Britney Spears and her kissing buddy Madonna. Britney’s troubles have been well documented during the past month. Madonna has always been on the lunatic ledge, pushing limits to the max. Today you never know what will escape Madge’s lips. Can Madonna, the 8th seed, upset Bald Britney?

 


 

Hollywood March Madness Bracket Tom v. DonaldNumber eight seed Donald Trump will play host to number one seed Tom Cruise at Trump Towers. Alien Tom put forth his best acting job ever by marrying Katie Holmes last year. His couch jumping and alien worship helped him earn the male #1 seed. The Donald has a continuing nasty feud with Rosie O’Donnell. That seemed to start after he gave Miss USA Tara Conner a second chance. You will decide if Trump will upset Tommy Boy.

 


 

Class of 1993 Tara Reid

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This photos are recent but they sure look like Tara Reid circa Class of 1993. Most assume that big hair was limited to the 80’s but if you get out yearbooks from 1990-1994 you will see some big and permed hair….staight off a Bon Jovi cover. 

All that is missing in this photo is the wrist corsage. But give her two points, she was able to keep her boobs in her dress. A lot of hair spray can make anything stick.

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Tara Reid confesses bad plastic surgery

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Tara Reid confesses in the new issue of US Weekly that she has had some very bad plastic surgery.  When you play with God’s creation you can’t always predict the results.  She has always weighed around 110 pounds but wanted to get liposuction so she would have a six-pack. Are you kidding me?

On why she had plastic surgery in the first place:
“I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I’m in Hollywood, I’m getting older, I’m going to fix them.�
 
On what went wrong:
“First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn’t want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, ‘Don’t worry, it’s going to be better.’ But after six months of ‘it’s going to get better,’ it started to get worse and worse.�
 
On being intimate:
“Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What’s wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.’ So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that’s for sure.â€?
 
On getting lipo:
“I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted – I’m not going to lie – a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing.â€?

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It has been a great week here at the Bumpshack thanks to The 10 Most Hated Celebs in Hollywood post. Here is how the week progressed in the media.

  1. Most Hated Celebs makes the Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet/KLICK.
  2. Most Hated Celebs finds it way to the Australian paper The Age.
  3. Most Hated Celebs is featured and profiled on TMZ.com.
  4. Most Hated Celebs is found on the foreign website Origo.
  5. Most Hated Celebs featured and my interview on MSNBC LIVE.

Special thanks to Monica from Miz Monica Monroe Movie Reviews for the screen shots and placing the MSNBC video on YouTube.com.

Special thanks to fellow bloggers: Allie is Wired, Celebrity Smack, PopBytes, Nosy Snoop, Hot Momma Drama, Gone Hollywood, and the Pink Meat Company who worked with me to make the list a huge success.

The 10 Most Hated Celebs in Hollywood

Here is a list of the 10 Most Hated Celebrities in Hollywood as determined by a select group of entertainment gossip bloggers from around the blogosphere.

  1. Paris Hilton- “Hollywood’s most famous slut and quite possibly the most famous slut of all-time. Paris continues to baffle not only us but herself as well. The only true debate that lingers is if more people have stayed at Hilton Hotels or in her own bed. Hilton is a rare person who is actually safer drunk than the rest of us are sober. Here are some of the things Paris is known for: sex video, pantyless crotch shots, over-sexed commercials, hacking Lohan’s sidekick, stealing her own sex tape from a convenience store, infecting half of Hollywood, DUI arrest, and hooking up with some of the biggest losers.�- Bumpshack.com
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  3. Lindsay Lohan- “If Lindsay wasn’t famous she would have been arrested for public indecency months ago. The non-stop party girl is drinking/smoking/snorting her career into the ground. All of her co-stars agree that burning the candle at both ends will be the fall of her. At this point, there’s really no difference between Lindsay, Paris, and one of those ‘blow up sex dolls’. Hopefully, Linds will stop the partying and focus on her career because she is truly talented. She can sing and act very well, but we usually know in the end what usually happens with child stars.â€?- AllieIsWired.com
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  5. Tom Cruise- “Another given. I must say though, I never have liked Tommy boy or thought his looks were anything spectacular. Even when I was in junior high and Top Gun was out, all the girls had pictures of him from Tiger Beat in their lockers. I preferred Val Kilmer. Tom’s recent know-it-all attitude and control-freak tendencies have only made me dislike him more. He needs to stop hopping on couches and instead visit one for some much needed psychotherapy. It does seem that since Paramount terminated him that he has tried to appologize to Brooke Shields and with Katie’s parents. He also released photos of silent-birth Suri as well in the past two weeks.â€?- Celebrity Smack
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  7. Kevin Federline- “It is easy to diss K-Fed, but someone has to eventually give this guy some credit. Kevin was never going to go to Harvard, but he was smart enough to marry one of the richest and sexiest (at the time) women in the world. He has the Midas touch where everything he touches turns to cheetos. Kevin is no different than your average Cali thug, but he is hated for ruining Britney Spears and her career, no matter how polished and over-produced it was.�- Bumpshack.com
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  9. Brandon Davis-“This guy is much like Hooker Hilton and actually is her #1 sidekick. I don’t get why this guy thinks he is all that. He is a dopey looking dough boy with too much money for his own good. He must also be quite insecure if he must resort to publicly degrading people like a second grade bully would tease on a school bus. Davis did give Lohan a nickname that she will never outlive. ‘Firecrotch’ is classic and fits her too well. Lohan must have some class because I am sure she could fire back at Davis even further below the belt.â€?- Celebrity Smack
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  11. Britney Spears- “The one celebrity we all love to hate. She spends entirely too much time defending her gangsta husband K-Fed and setting herself up for publicity nightmares, then claims the media haunts her. At any point in your life, have you ever thought Britney Spears… wasn’t insane? However, the more children she pops out the less people hate her because her babies are so cute and adorable.â€?- AllieIsWired.com
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  13. Star Jones- “I think Star(zilla) Jones got herself caught in the midst of dislike-hood by making a LOT of foolish choices and dumb moves…all her promotional grubbing…the wedding fiasco to gay Al…not admitting to how she lost weight…and finally running in the other direction from Rosie O’Donnell while burning the bridge laid out for her by Barbara Walters. Plus in the end she has no talent! I wonder when & where she’ll pop up next…if at all! Who in their right mind would want to deal with her?â€?- PopBytes.com
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  15. Jessica Simpson- “This woman starves for attention. Jessica goes everywhere with her stupid hairdresser. She then boasts to major magazines about her relationship with John Mayer only to have him come out and decry it as being untrue. Considering her rock hard understanding of canned tuna, it’s pretty clear Jessica has never shopped for groceries in her entire life. Most women usually get one shot with a really good guy in their lifetime. Jessica blew it with Nick and now is finding out that men in Hollywood only want in her Daisy Dukes but not her heart.â€?- Gone Hollywood
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  17. Tara Reid- “She is famous for being drunk 24-7 and being paid to party all over the world. She makes headlines now for her saggy boobs and botched tummy tuck instead of her mediocre acting abilities. She has become so hated even within Hollywood that she is unable to get into all of the A-list clubs like she use to be able to. Lohan can drink and party all she likes, because she continues to at least act in decent films. Taradise might have been the begining of the end of a once promising career.�- Hot Momma Drama
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  19. Michael Jackson- “Need I say more�- Nosy Snoop

Did you make the list? Want to make a case why you shouldn’t be on the list? I am more than fair and will offer equal space and time to anyone on the list who would like to defend him or herself.

Email me: Bumpshack@gmail.com so we can set it up.

Contributors: Bumpshack, Allie is Wired, Celebrity Smack, PopBytes, Nosy Snoop, Hot Momma Drama, Gone Hollywood, Pink Meat Company

The 10 Most Hated Celebrities in Hollywood

Here is a list of the 10 Most Hated Celebrities in Hollywood as determined by a select group of entertainment gossip bloggers from around the blogosphere.

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  1. Paris Hilton- “Hollywood’s most famous slut and quite possibly the most famous slut of all-time. Paris continues to baffle not only us but herself as well. The only true debate that lingers is if more people have stayed at Hilton Hotels or in her own bed. Hilton is a rare person who is actually safer drunk than the rest of us are sober. Here are some of the things Paris is known for: sex video, pantyless crotch shots, over-sexed commercials, hacking Lohan’s sidekick, stealing her own sex tape from a convenience store, infecting half of Hollywood, DUI arrest, and hooking up with some of the biggest losers.”- Bumpshack.com
  2. Lindsay Lohan- “If Lindsay wasn’t famous she would have been arrested for public indecency months ago. The non-stop party girl is drinking/smoking/snorting her career into the ground. All of her co-stars agree that burning the candle at both ends will be the fall of her. At this point, there’s really no difference between Lindsay, Paris, and one of those ‘blow up sex dolls’. Hopefully, Linds will stop the partying and focus on her career because she is truly talented. She can sing and act very well, but we usually know in the end what usually happens with child stars.”- AllieIsWired.com
  3. Tom Cruise- “Another given. I must say though, I never have liked Tommy boy or thought his looks were anything spectacular. Even when I was in junior high and Top Gun was out, all the girls had pictures of him from Tiger Beat in their lockers. I preferred Val Kilmer. Tom’s recent know-it-all attitude and control-freak tendencies have only made me dislike him more. He needs to stop hopping on couches and instead visit one for some much needed psychotherapy. It does seem that since Paramount terminated him that he has tried to appologize to Brooke Shields and with Katie’s parents. He also released photos of silent-birth Suri as well in the past two weeks.”- Celebrity Smack
  4. Kevin Federline- “It is easy to diss K-Fed, but someone has to eventually give this guy some credit. Kevin was never going to go to Harvard, but he was smart enough to marry one of the richest and sexiest (at the time) women in the world. He has the Midas touch where everything he touches turns to cheetos. Kevin is no different than your average Cali thug, but he is hated for ruining Britney Spears and her career, no matter how polished and over-produced it was.”- Bumpshack.com
  5. Brandon Davis-“This guy is much like Hooker Hilton and actually is her #1 sidekick. I don’t get why this guy thinks he is all that. He is a dopey looking dough boy with too much money for his own good. He must also be quite insecure if he must resort to publicly degrading people like a second grade bully would tease on a school bus. Davis did give Lohan a nickname that she will never outlive. ‘Firecrotch’ is classic and fits her too well. Lohan must have some class because I am sure she could fire back at Davis even further below the belt.”- Celebrity Smack
  6. Britney Spears- “The one celebrity we all love to hate. She spends entirely too much time defending her gangsta husband K-Fed and setting herself up for publicity nightmares, then claims the media haunts her. At any point in your life, have you ever thought Britney Spears… wasn’t insane? However, the more children she pops out the less people hate her because her babies are so cute and adorable.”- AllieIsWired.com
  7. Star Jones- “I think Star(zilla) Jones got herself caught in the midst of dislike-hood by making a LOT of foolish choices and dumb moves…all her promotional grubbing…the wedding fiasco to gay Al…not admitting to how she lost weight…and finally running in the other direction from Rosie O’Donnell while burning the bridge laid out for her by Barbara Walters. Plus in the end she has no talent! I wonder when & where she’ll pop up next…if at all! Who in their right mind would want to deal with her?”- PopBytes.com
  8. Jessica Simpson- “This woman starves for attention. Jessica goes everywhere with her stupid hairdresser. She then boasts to major magazines about her relationship with John Mayer only to have him come out and decry it as being untrue. Considering her rock hard understanding of canned tuna, it’s pretty clear Jessica has never shopped for groceries in her entire life. Most women usually get one shot with a really good guy in their lifetime. Jessica blew it with Nick and now is finding out that men in Hollywood only want in her Daisy Dukes but not her heart.”- Gone Hollywood
  9. Tara Reid- “She is famous for being drunk 24-7 and being paid to party all over the world. She makes headlines now for her saggy boobs and botched tummy tuck instead of her mediocre acting abilities. She has become so hated even within Hollywood that she is unable to get into all of the A-list clubs like she use to be able to. Lohan can drink and party all she likes, because she continues to at least act in decent films. Taradise might have been the begining of the end of a once promising career.”- Hot Momma Drama
  10. Michael Jackson- “Need I say more”- Nosy Snoop

Contributors: Bumpshack, Allie is Wired, Celebrity Smack, PopBytes, Nosy Snoop, Hot Momma Drama, Gone Hollywood, Pink Meat Company

UPDATE: Click here to check out all the press this post has received and MSNBC LIVE’s interview with Bumpshack creator/publisher Joshua Holmes

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More Taradise

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Yeap folks, this is Tara Reid being classy. Sort of sad but at least she is making an effort (in her head).

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Tara’s Reidiculous Style

Tara Reid is infamous for her fashion boo-boobs, but here her fashion is literally sickening…if you look at it long enough.

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