Here is a look at ‘The 10 Sexiest Vampires of All-Time’.  The list ranges from TV vampires like Eric Northman (True Blood) and Angel (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) to the dynamic duo of Louis de Pointe du Lac (Brad Pitt) and Lestat de Lioncourt (Tom Cruise) from Interview with the Vampire.

The 10 Sexiest Vampires of All-Time

1. Brad Pitt as Louis de Pointe du Lac in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1996) - Louis is a depressed soul after the deaths of his wife and daughter.  Lestat tries several times to teach and convert Louis into a vampire. Louis finally crosses over when he bites the neck of a young girl named Claire (Kirsten Dunst).  Louis and Claire eventually flee out from Lestat’s control after Claire kills him.



2. Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight (2008) - Edward is a 107-year-old vampire trapped in a 17-year-old’s body.  Isn’t that when most of us were near out sexiest?  Isabella Swan (Kristen Stewart) quickly falls for Edward and his family comes to help save Bella once evil vampires move into the region to try to kill her.



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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes celebrate today their 2nd anniversary! Katie Holmes is still alive even if some might argue that being programmed as the perfect Stepford Wife isn’t exactly a form of life.

TomKat were married at the 15th-century Odescalchi Castle in Bracciano, Italy, in a Scientology ceremony on November 18, 2006. Their cute little spoiled brat, Suri Cruise, was born on April 18, 2006 reportedly exactly a year from the date they first met, when Katie Holmes had an audition for the movie Mission: Impossible III.

They had a beautiful love story, according to them it was love at first sight:

Katie flew from NY to LA to audition for a possible role in the Tom Cruise movie, Mission: Impossible III However, after she met Tom, the movie became the farthest thing from her mind. “The chemistry between us was instantaneous,” she later explained. “If ever there was love at first sight, that was it. Tom was the most lethally attractive man I have ever met.”

His intellect, his drive, his sense of humor… his good looks - Katie said she was bowled over by all of it. As it happened, he felt the same way about her. “She is an absolutely spectacular woman,” is how he put it. In fact, the two spent so much time savouring each other’s company, they didn’t even discuss the movie.”

Their secret for a perfect marriage is control. Pretty simple! Tom controls everything Katie does and wears and she plays the perfect wife who turned to Scientology to fulfill her master’s desires.

Happy 2nd Anniversary TomKat!!

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An anonymous Hollywood Madame claims she provided male prostitute services to actor Will Smith for years, before she moved her business to New York.

“I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order,” the Madame explained.

“It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys.”

“You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys,” she added.

I don’t know if we should believe this anonymous source since she has absolutely no proof of her claims, but Will always set off my gaydar somehow…

Will Smith is married to actress Jada Pinkett Smith and they have two kids together, Jaden and Willow. Will recently joined Scientology and he is best friends with creepy Tom Cruise, who is probably trying to cure his homosexuality with the help of some freaky ritual (Dianetics therapy… I do not make this stuff up!!).

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith at “The Secret Life of Bees” Premiere

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, attended a cocktail party for the cast of “All My Sons” at the Hermes store in New York last night. We have no doubt TomKat dress together in the dark and desperately need a stylist. They are both wearing very masculine suits and they completely look like twins.

Women in suits are sexy but not when they are going out on a date with a man who is also wearing the same color suit. It’s just creepy… Katie is morphing into Tom and they are both morphing into androgynous creatures.

I still remember when Tom Cruise was somehow cute (Top Gun…) and Katie was a sweet young girl with a promising career (Dawson’s Creek…). Scientology will destroy you!!

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Katie Holmes dragged husband Tom Cruise, who is dressing more and more like John McCain on casual Fridays, to the premiere of Tropic Thunder (starring Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey, Jr.) at Mann’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood on Monday night.

Cruise has a cameo in Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman. Other stars making cameos in the film include Matthew McConaughey, Mickey Rooney, Kathy Hilton, Tobey Maguire, Amy Stiller, Lance Bass, Tyra Banks, Jason Bateman, Jon Voight, Alicia Silverstone and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Many, including Bump, have given Katie Holmes a hard time during the past week for her ‘Pixie haircut’, rough appearance and clothing selection while in New York rehearsing for her play, but Katie looked extremely elegant and beautiful on Monday night.

The movie hits theaters Wednesday August 13th nationwide.

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What does a brain-washed twenty-something do to try to flee her husband and Scientology? Well if you are Katie Holmes you head east to Broadway. Katie has signed on to star in Arthur Miller’s All My Sons.

Holmes, who had been reportedly in final negotiations for the part last March, will join John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest and Patrick Wilson in the revival this fall.

Holmes will play a woman who visits the family of her former lover, a missing pilot. It will be her first play since high school and Holmes will be on stage six nights a week.

This seems like an odd career move for Tom, Inc. Will Tom be heading to NYC to play supporting husband and nanny?

Tom Cruise, who became the butt of countless jokes after jumping up and down on Oprah Winfrey’s couch a couple of years ago, is set to return to the Oprah Winfrey Show next month during sweeps.

The show, which will appear in two parts during May sweeps, will celebrate Cruise’s career since his breakout role 25 years ago in Risky Business.

One part will be shot in-studio before a live audience. In the other, Cruise will show Winfrey around his Telluride mountain retreat and do a portion of the interview at the home.

Tune in to see the meeting of two people full of their differing religions.

Suri Cruise, the Scientology creation of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, turns 2-years-old today. Just sixteen more years until Tom turns over his thetan power to her so she can control us all. Here is a look from Jebbica of BSC at all Suri has done in two short years.

Suri has already accomplished much in her short life. She has made millions selling magazine covers, she a First Baby of Scientology, and she’s a fashionista. Her haircut alone has inspired celebrities like Victoria Beckham, Katie Holmes, and even Jared Leto to ask their stylist to give them “The Suri�, which is basically a bob with bangs. In my day we called that a “chili bowl�, and every kid had that haircut!

Happy Birthday and best of luck on earth and in outer space!

Tom Cruise’s upcoming film Valkyrie is already being predicted to blow up and bomb in a major way according to entertainment insider Roger Friedman.  The film set to open this fall and is about a failed assassin of Adolf Hitler.

“Valkyrie,” in which he plays Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, the real-life would-be assassin of Adolf Hitler, with an eye patch, a withered limb and — according to the $100 million film’s trailer — a California accent reminiscent of Jerry Maguire.

“Valkyrie” is a set up for not only failure, but ridicule. Take for example this line of dialogue that is spoken to Cruise/Claus by one of his Nazi associates: “When the SS catches you they will pull you apart like warm bread.â€? (Translation: he’ll be toast.)The Valkyrie trailer already shows what a misguided idea this movie is. A description of the film’s story ends with the words “He Must Kill Hitler Himself.â€? Unless director Bryan Singer and writer Christopher McQuarrie have completely changed history, the actual story is not quite that: not only did von Stauffenberg botch the assassination plot, but then he was killed by Hitler.

Do you think Tom Cruise can be a big time successful movie star again or has his career jumped off the deep end of Oprah’s couch?

Watch the Trailer for Valkyrie 

Tom Cruise dragged Katie Holmes out for a screening of his new film Lions for Lambs just hours after she had completed the New York City Marathon.  Holmes was in her customary all-black and in heels….company order.

While many other runners would be huddled in bed recovering, Holmes and Cruise walked hand-in-hand into the Museum of Modern Art Sunday night for a screening of his new film Lions for Lambs (directed by Robert Redford and costarring Meryl Streep). When asked about his wife’s resilience, Cruise beamed proudly, telling PEOPLE, “I know, I know. It’s amazing.”

Holmes finished the race in 5:29:58.  Cruise and daughter Suri were awaiting Katie at the finish line.

Tom Cruise is building a bunker at his new home in Colorado to protect him and his family from an alien attack by the galatic ruler Xenu.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler ‘Xenu’ is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

According to American magazine Star, a source said: “Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate.”

“It’s a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter.”

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

I would love to gain Cruise’s confidence for about an hour and have an deep conversation with him and see what all is floating around in that head of his.  I know that whatever he thinks in his head would make one heck of a movie….yet unbelievable.

POTO’s David Gilmore created this illustration of Tom Cruise with Katie Holmes trying to outdo his man-crush David Beckham W magazine cover with his wife Victoria Beckham.
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are closer to having sex (Tom claims they did below). The alien couple got their bump n’ grind on at David Beckham’s party last weekend. No word if Tom was looking over Katie’s shoulder into Beckham’s eyes during the dance.

Katie has been looking really good of late and has even drawn comparisons to late Jackie Onassis.

Katie was reportedly very sore……from bending down to hip level for Tommy to grind on.

Totally digging on Tom’s Flowbee haircut. You Can Order One Here.

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Claus Von Stauffenberg

Germany is banning Tom Cruise and not allowing the makers of a film about Adolf Hilter to film in the country because Criuse is a Scientologist.  Germany claims Scientology is not a religion but pretends to be to make money.

Defense Ministry spokesman Harald Kammerbauer said the film makers “will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult”.

“In general, the Bundeswehr (German military) has a special interest in the serious and authentic portrayal of the events of July 20, 1944 and Stauffenberg’s person,” Kammerbauer said.

The movie is centered around Count Stauffenberg and his attempt to kill Hitler by placing a briefcase with a bomb near the dictator.  The bomb only wounded Hitler but it led to the execution of those who had hatched the plan including Stauffenberg.

Read more about Claus Von Stauffenberg at Wikipedia.

A look at some of the upcoming Hollywood films from some of the biggest actors in the business over the next couple of years. I don’t see how Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can keep running their orphanage while filming 9 films in between them in 2008. Actually the answer is: multiple-nannies.
Matthew McConaughey

1. Hammer Down (2009) (announced)
2. The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2008) (announced)
3. Surfer Dude (2008) (pre-production)
4. Tishomingo Blues (2007) (pre-production) …. Dennis Lenahan
5. Fool’s Gold (2008) (filming)

Brad Pitt

1. Dallas Buyer’s Club (2008) (announced)
2. Chad Schmidt (2008) (announced) …. Chad Schmidt/Himself
3. Dirty Tricks (2008) (pre-production) (rumored) …. John Dean
4. State of Play (2008) (pre-production) …. Cal McCaffrey
5. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) (post-production) …. Benjamin Button
6. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) (completed) …. Jesse James
7. Ocean’s Thirteen (2007) (completed) …. Rusty Ryan

Angelina Jolie

1. Atlas Shrugged (2008) (announced) …. Dagny Taggart
2. Wanted (2008) (pre-production)
3. The Changeling (2008) (pre-production)
4. Kung Fu Panda (2008) (post-production) (voice) …. Tigress
5. Beowulf (2007) (post-production) (voice) …. Grendel’s Mother
6. A Mighty Heart (2007) (post-production) …. Mariane Pearl

Jessica Alba

1. Sin City 2 (2008) (pre-production) …. Nancy Callahan
2. The Eye (2007) (filming) …. Allison
3. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) (post-production) …. Susan Storm/Invisible Woman
4. Bill (2007) (post-production) …. Lucy
5. Awake (2007) (completed) …. Sam
6. Good Luck Chuck (2007) (completed) …. Cam Wexler

Johnny Depp

1. Shantaram (2008) (pre-production) …. Lindsay
2. The Rum Diary (2008) (pre-production) …. Paul Kemp
3. Sweeney Todd (2007) (filming) …. Sweeney Todd
4. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) (post-production) …. Jack Sparrow
   … aka P.O.T.C. 3 (USA: promotional abbreviation)

Jack Nicholson

1. The Bucket List (2007) (filming)

Tom Cruise

1. Hardy Men (2009) (pre-production) (attached)
2. Untitled Bryan Singer Thriller (2009) (pre-production)
3. Selling Time (2007) (pre-production) (rumored)
4. Lions for Lambs (2007) (filming) …. Senator Jasper Irving

Be sure to check out the original post about Bumpshack’s Hollywood March Madness. We had two decisive blowouts in our first two games that concluded yesterday. Thank you for all of your votes. Here are the results of who moves on to the next round of our tournament to determine who is Hollywood’s Craziest Celebrity.

In our first match we had tournament favorite Britney Spears going up against her kissing buddy and music idol Madonna. While this game was a blowout I was a bit surprised at actually how well Madonna competed. Here is the final tally:

(86 votes 84%) Britney Spears (1)
(16 votes 16%) Madonna (8)

In our first men’s game we had the couch jumping Tom Cruise against Rosie basher Donald Trump. Trump as the 8th seed made a quick exit to the ultra quirky Cruise. Here is how the final score ended up between the two:

(86 votes 90%) Tom Cruise (1)
(10 votes 10%) Donald Trump (8)

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Today you will be voting to decide the crazier of the two between Lindsay Lohan v. Antonella Barba in our women’s match. In our men’s game it will be Rosie O’Donnell v. Michael Richards.

In what could be another lopsided affair, American Idol’s Antonella Barba will try to compete against underage drunk Lindsay Lohan. Both of their ‘crazy’ resumes have been well documented over the last couple of months. Lohan has been in and out of rehab…usually checking out to go to bars and clubs. Antonella has been seen ‘playing the flute’ with her ex-boyfriend and stripping in the World War II Memorial Fountains. She also compared her singing on Idol to Grammy and Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson. Now it is your turn to vote. Lindsay or Antonella Barba?

 

In what will be one of the better first round games to date in the tournament we have comedians Rosie O’Donnell and Michael Richards vying to see who will advance. Most comedians have a very dark side that will come out as rage and hatred. Both Rosie and Michael have shown this to be very true. Richards, known for playing Kramer on Seinfeld, totally lost it at the Laugh Factory going off on two African-American’s who had come to see him perform. His ‘n-word’ laced tirade ruined what was left of his crumbling career. Rosie has gone off the deep end in the past year losing it with her View co-host Elizabeth, American Idol and her epic battle with Donald Trump. Is Rosie or Michael crazier? You vote and decide who moves on to the next round.

 

The NCAA men’s basketball tournament starts this week. But here at the Bumpshack we are having our own tourney version called Hollywood March Madness. In our tournament we will will pit Hollywood stars head-to-head to see who is Hollywood’s Maddest Celebrity. Sixteen Hollywood stars have been seeded. One half of the bracket is comprised of the women and the men fill out the bracket on the converse side. The #1 seeds are Britney Spears and Tom Cruise. The winners will be decided by your voting.

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Today the #1 and #8 seeds will battle on each side of the bracket. That means you will be deciding the winners between Britney Spears and Madonna as well as between Tom Cruise and Donald Trump.

The first round and first matchup of the tournament will be between troubled pop star Britney Spears and her kissing buddy Madonna. Britney’s troubles have been well documented during the past month. Madonna has always been on the lunatic ledge, pushing limits to the max. Today you never know what will escape Madge’s lips. Can Madonna, the 8th seed, upset Bald Britney?

 

Number eight seed Donald Trump will play host to number one seed Tom Cruise at Trump Towers. Alien Tom put forth his best acting job ever by marrying Katie Holmes last year. His couch jumping and alien worship helped him earn the male #1 seed. The Donald has a continuing nasty feud with Rosie O’Donnell. That seemed to start after he gave Miss USA Tara Conner a second chance. You will decide if Trump will upset Tommy Boy.

 

Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham step out together for a dinner date ate the Ivy restaurant in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

Holmes and husband Tom Cruise are putting on the full court press to convert the Beckham’s into the Scientology cult.

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Tom Cruise is already giving advice and recruiting soccer player David Beckham to join his Scientology cult.

“I talked with [Cruise] for about an hour last night and an hour the night before,” Beckham said at a news conference held yesterday to discuss his five-year, $250 million deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy.

“I asked him for his advice. … He’s a very wise man and a very good friend of mine. To have his experience and have him explain some things to me, that’s a big favor,” Beckham said.

Beckham’s wife Victoria has already accepted a part in a Scientology movie.

Though the couple has not publicly mentioned the controversial religion, Posh reportedly has accepted church literature from her new friends.

And she is lined up to play an alien bride in “The Thetan,” a Cruise-backed movie about an immortal spiritual being Scientologists believe is present in all humans.

Cruise’s wife Katie Holmes is doing her best to convert Victoria as well.

And the newspaper said the ex-Spice Girls singer was a prime target for the church, which has a dedicated wing aimed at recruiting high-profile stars.

Posh, who, like Holmes, was brought up Catholic, is perfect fodder because she is desperate for help to boost her celebrity status in America, the Daily Mail reported.

Good luck Tom but I don’t think he will sleep with you.

Tom Cruise took off for a trip in his spaceship this past weekend in Burbank, California.  Cruise and fellow Scientologists continue to try to take over Hollywood and the world.

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