Jessica Simpson is back on top of the charts.  Instead of her latest album being a bust, her bust has instead put her at #1 on the list of the ‘Best Celebrity Boobs’ list.  Papa Joe Simpson was so ecstatic at his lil’ girls latest accomplishment that he couldn’t be reached for comment.

Best Celebrity Boobs List

1. Jessica Simpson

2. Tyra Banks

3. Scarlett Johansson

4. Carmen Electra

5. Lindsay Lohan

6. Katherine Heigl

View #’s 7-10

This list is extremely debatable.  I have never noticed about 70% of this list.  Jessica probably deserves the #1 spot.  A bit surprising Pamela Anderson is not on the list, but perhaps she was not eligible after her 5th boob job.

Two things are clear from this video. One is that Janet Jackson is a horrible dresser and the second being that Tyra Banks is a very bad dancer. The only thing worse might be that wig she is wearing.

New York City investment banker John Utendahl is dating former supermodel Tyra Banks.  Banks is so giddy about John that she has moved production of her talk show from Los Angeles to New York to be with Mr. ‘Ten’.

Banks is being her grumpy self and denying that she could be so selfish or that much in love.  She had this to say to Essence magazine in their February issue.

Though Banks won’t open up about it, Essence reports the buzz that she’s involved with investment banker John Utendahl, 50 – and that’s why she moved production of her shows to New York from Los Angeles.

Responds Banks huffily: “I’m very insulted by that rumor. I employ a lot of people; their livelihoods rest on my shows. The move to New York was a decision I made with my manager. It was not about a man.”

Fess up Tyra!  If you cared about the people on your show then you wouldn’t uproot them and move them across the country to film in New York City.

Tyra has previously dated Seal, Chris Rock, Will Smith, Michael Jordan, Chris Webber, Tyler Perry, Lil Penny, Kobe Bryant, and Mark Messier to name a few.

John Utendahl you have arrived!

The devil Tyra Banks returns to NYC to film a segment for talk show.  She was much hotter when she use to keep her mouth shut and before she attempted to become a rough n’ crude version of Oprah.

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Has Tyra Banks totally let herself go or is the one piece rainbow swimsuit back in style?

photo: People

Last night was all about fashion at the Emmy Awards show. The below fashion was rated a hit or miss by People magazine.  Which dresses do you think would have been better left on the rack?  Evangiline Lily and Katherine Heigl looked amazing and very Bumpshack worthy.

Debra Messing
Bump Rating (5/10)

Ellen Pompeo
Bump Rating (3/10)

Eva Longoria
Bump Rating (6/10)

Evangeline Lily
Bump Rating (10/10)

Heidi Klum
Bump Rating (8/10)

Katherine Heigl
Bump Rating (9/10)

Tyra Banks
Bump Rating (8/10)

Vanessa Minnillo
Bump Rating (6/10) 

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