David from Pretty on the Outside sent over this illustration  he did this morning of Victoria Beckham wishing everyone a very pokey Merry Poshmas!

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David from Pretty on the Outside sent over this illustration of Victoria ‘Posh Spice’ Beckham poking into her refrigerator to show what she puts into that ‘oh-so-healthy’ body of hers.

Victoria ‘Posh Spice’ Beckham and her ‘Space Odyssey’ get-up, complete with Amy Winehouse make-up, is our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day.’

Posh was also named our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day‘ on June 6th, 2007 (view) and September 11th, 2007 (view).
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Victoria Beckham is our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day‘. Here she is wearing what looks vintage camo astro turf. It reminds me of the stained astro turf from the miniature golf course a lot of us use to play on as kids.

She is her own real life miniature golf hole now. She is probably like the 18th hole that keeps your ball once you putt it in the colossal opening. With those super duper implants it would be very tough to get a hole in one. She is easily a par 4 if you tee off of her nose.

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Los Angeles Galaxy fans are growing frustrated that David Beckham is getting paid $250 million dollars and hasn’t played but 14 minutes in one exhibition game. So far this season Becks has played just 14 more minutes than his Victoria has.
Fans are voicing their displeasure by getting creative with their cardboard signs they have been toting to the games.

Some of the better ones have been:

‘David, Welcome to America! Where people like you get paid to do nothing’.

‘Bench it like Beckham’.

‘All I came to see was a Spice Girl’.

Beckham has no problem spending hours everyday shopping on his bum ankle. When you have that much money in your pocket though you have to get rid of it before it weighs you down.

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Victoria Beckham, better known as Posh Spice to her music fans, continues to try her best to be head and shoulders above everyone else, including her fellow Spice Girls members, as seen below in the band’s new publicity shot.

She reminds me of the girl at the wedding nudging and pushing over everyone else to catch the bride’s bouquet. But she seems to be a good mum and has not been pulled over for driving drunk or drugs so I think I will be a Posh fan until she falls into the ills of Hollywood.

Classy Katie Holmes and pokey Victoria Beckham had lunch together last week and made the cardinal sin of forgetting to throw down a couple of quarters for the waitress that curbed to their every demand.

Victoria and new best friend, Katie Holmes enjoyed a girly lunch together at the Mondrian Hotel’s Asia de Cuba in Hollywood.

But according to the Baltimore Sun, Victoria and Katie, who was said to have paid the bill, left without leaving a tip. And when the indignant waitress tried to run after the pair, she was prevented by Victoria’s security team.

BSC has a piece on Katie Holmes Becoming the Modern Day Jackie O.

The much discussed and over-hyped debut of David Beckham into Major League Soccer could be delayed as Becks has an injured ankle.  He re-injured the ankle during practice yesterday.

The 32-year-old former England captain was limited to light exercises and ball work with the injury originally sustained on England duty back in June continuing to bother him.

Beckham is still hoping to be able to make his Major League Soccer debut in Saturday’s friendly against English Premier League giant Chelsea, but his new employers will not want to risk their multi-million dollar signing in an exhibition game unless they are sure he is healthy enough to play.

No word if the injury could have occurred during the steamy photo shoot with wife Victoria Beckham that currently appears in W magazine.  Beckham also injured his right knee earlier in the year.

You either love or hate Victoria ‘Posh’ Beckham.  If you hate her then you probably don’t want to hear that she and her soccer husband David Beckham could be staying forever in the U.S. and living in Los Angeles.

“We are going to be here a long time, this might be where we spend the rest of our lives.”

She told the Mirror: “We are so excited about America … This is a huge move for us, for our children.”

I can’t blame the silicone babe.  Yesterday, at David’s coronation in Los Angeles, was the first time that anyone has ever seen her smile.

More spicey Posh and Dave from their W magazine spread

David and Victoria Beckham are on the cover of the new W magazine and also in a very sexy photo shoot on the inside pages of the rag.  Great way to introduce yourself to America and Los Angeles as David is about to begin is career with the L.A. Galaxy of Major League Soccer.  Posh also is getting ready for her reunion with the Spice Girls.
View photos from this shoot in the Backseat

“Everyone keeps going on about my tits — but they’re only a 32B.â€?

Victoria Beckham, on her much discussed chest.

RIGHT!, B + B = DD

Victoria Beckham won Glamour magazine’s ‘Woman of the Year’ award and we can see she came dressed for the honor dressed like a maid who works the street corner at night.  She is our ‘Worst Dressed Celebrity of the Day‘.

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Victoria ‘Posh Spice’ Beckham has been named ‘Woman of the Year’ by Glamour magazine.  She was dressed like a bit of a prostitute as you can see here.

Though Mrs. Beckham was touted by the mag’s editor as “a role model” and “indicative of the modern woman,” Beckham’s only recent accomplishments appear to be constantly looking hungry and pissed-off, and shtupping one of the sexiest men in the world. Role model indeed … for automatons and streetwalkers!

Other “glamorous” women honored at the event included Sienna Miller — who said she had too much wine to make a speech — and the musical group Girls Aloud (think Pussycat Dolls with British accents).

I don’t know what Posh has done this year that is relevant besides attend the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. She wears a lot of make-up, expensive clothes and has had a lot of plastic surgery  so I guess she earned the ‘Woman of the Year’ award.

Melanie Chisholm, better known as Sporty Spice, is holding up a potentially lucrative Spice Girls reunion. However, the rest of the Spice Girls and former manager Simon Fuller believe they can persuade her to join up for another world tour.

In an exclusive chat, Fuller told The London Eye Baby and Ginger have scheduled a meeting with Sporty, 33, in the next couple of weeks, where they will try to get her on side.

“The only person showing any reluctance is Mel C. She thinks her solo career is bigger than the band, which is just not the case. She needs to wise up and realise a reunion would be amazing for everybody concerned. Emma and Geri are meeting her soon to discuss everything and convince her to finally sign a deal.”

The girls won’t record any music and the reunion will only last for around six months. They will tour, make a good amount of pounds, then head back to their families.

“But now there’s a new generation of Spice Girls. They all have babies apart from Mel C so they won’t be coming back full-time.

The mid 90’s were dominated by the Spice Girls’ ‘Girl Power’ and were role models to millions of prepubescent girls all over the world.

The Spice Girls were one of the most commercially successful girl groups of all time, selling in excess of 53 million albums.

In March 1998 Geri left the band, claiming exhaustion, and in February 2001 the remaining members announced they were going their separate ways.

Spice Girls Members
Victoria Beckham- Posh Spice
Geri Halliwell- Ginger Spice
Melanie Brown- Scary Spice
Emma Bunton- Baby Spice
Melanie Chishom- Sporty Spice

Victoria Beckham has come a long way since her days in the Spice Girls. The crew over at Glam.com takes a look at the many faces and evolution of Posh Spice.

Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham step out together for a dinner date ate the Ivy restaurant in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

Holmes and husband Tom Cruise are putting on the full court press to convert the Beckham’s into the Scientology cult.

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Tom Cruise is already giving advice and recruiting soccer player David Beckham to join his Scientology cult.

“I talked with [Cruise] for about an hour last night and an hour the night before,” Beckham said at a news conference held yesterday to discuss his five-year, $250 million deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy.

“I asked him for his advice. … He’s a very wise man and a very good friend of mine. To have his experience and have him explain some things to me, that’s a big favor,” Beckham said.

Beckham’s wife Victoria has already accepted a part in a Scientology movie.

Though the couple has not publicly mentioned the controversial religion, Posh reportedly has accepted church literature from her new friends.

And she is lined up to play an alien bride in “The Thetan,” a Cruise-backed movie about an immortal spiritual being Scientologists believe is present in all humans.

Cruise’s wife Katie Holmes is doing her best to convert Victoria as well.

And the newspaper said the ex-Spice Girls singer was a prime target for the church, which has a dedicated wing aimed at recruiting high-profile stars.

Posh, who, like Holmes, was brought up Catholic, is perfect fodder because she is desperate for help to boost her celebrity status in America, the Daily Mail reported.

Good luck Tom but I don’t think he will sleep with you.

Over-the-hill (according to the British) soccer player David Beckham has signed a $250 million dollar, five year contract to play soccer for the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer (MLS).

‘Of course it’s a huge amount of money… it’s an amazing amount of money,’ Beckham told ABC News’ Good Morning America.

He added: ‘I said yesterday and some people laughed at me, but this move for me is not about the money, it’s about hopefully making a difference in the US with the soccer and that’s what I’m going there for.

The salary breaks down roughly to nearly $1 million dollars per week. That is a lot of money for Victoria Beckham’s plastic surgeons.

Asked if the money would enable him to buy anything he could not afford before, Beckham said: ‘I’m sure there’ll be many things but my wife controls that side.

He said there would ‘plenty of opportunities’ for Victoria but added she was currently content working on her fashion line rather than thinking about restarting a career in musical.

Be honest how many of you even knew L.A. had a soccer team or that a pro soccer league even existed in America?

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