I got this cartoon in an email earlier tonight. As you can see Olympic swimming legend Micheal Phelps has been super seedy speedy swimmer since just before conception.
This can also serve as a reminder that ‘forward spam’ can occasionally be funny, but not often.
The Rad Girls are a group of California women who are doing pranks, gross stuff, and excreting all kinds of nasty things in an attempt to become the female version of Jackass, the popular TV show that Johnny Knoxville masterminded and rode to a successful acting career.
Here is a bit more about the Rad Girls via Stupid Celebrities:
The “Rad Girls” show is on the network Fuse TV and has moved to MavTV. The show is basically a female version of MTV’s Jackass, but with chicks.
Ramona Cash, Munchie, and Darling Clementine do stunts that involve being naked, body excretions, and just gross stuff.
Their real names, according to their MySpace profiles, have been revealed to be Rachel (Ramona), Audra (Clementine), and Lindsay (Munchie).
There is a good bit of info about the girls on the internet. They are a bit disgusting in my opinion. Check out the YouTube clip below and make your own mind up.
The Princeton Review has once again ranked the Top 20 College Party Schools. When I was at MTSU they were at the top of this list back in the 90’s. I then happened to be at LSU when they topped the Princeton list right after the turn of the century. The survey was conducted amongst 120,000 college students.
Here’s the top 20 party schools as ranked by The Princeton Review:
1. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.
2. University of Mississippi, University, Miss.
3. Penn State University, University Park, Pa.
4. West Virginia University, Morgantown, W.Va.
5. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio.
6. Randolph-Macon College, Ashland, Va.
7. University of Georgia, Athens, Ga.
8. University of Texas, Austin, Texas.
9. University of California-Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.
10. Florida State University, Tallahassee, Fla.
11. University of New Hampshire, Durham, N.H.
12. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa.
13. University of Colorado, Boulder, Co.
14. Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind.
15. Tulane University, New Orleans, La.
16. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, Urbana, Ill.
17. Arizona State University, Tempe, Ariz.
18. University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tenn.
19. University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa, Ala.
20. Loyola University-New Orleans, New Orleans, La.
And for this video you can upload your photo and insert yourself as a key character into the cartoon. Expect the folks over at Jib Jab to have more hilarious political cartoons as we get closer to November.
I have never played ‘Halo’ the video game, but I did lose a few friends to the game back in college. In this clip this little kid has made every weapon from the popular video game out of cardboard. Yes, it is true all of his friends might laugh at him now, but he will very likely get the last laugh with his bank account later on in life.
Thomas Beatie, the man who use to be a woman, gave birth to a baby girl with wife Nancy Beatie on Thursday in Oregon.
Beatie, 34, who began life as a woman and switched to a male identity, while preserving his female reproductive organs, and his wife Nancy, 46, welcomed a daughter at an Oregon hospital on Thursday, a source tells ABC. Calls to the couple were not immediately returned.
Thomas was born female as Tracy Lagondino.
15:00, 14:59, 14:58, ………..
Kentuckian Angela Eversole was arrested after trading sex for a gas gift card according to authorties in Kentucky.
Police say Angela Eversole accepted a “$100 gas card and other gifts” from an Indiana man she met for a “sexual liaison” Friday night at a hotel in Fort Wright, Ky.
The paper says Eversole was charged with prostitution and operating a business without a license. Kenneth Nowak, 50, was charged with promoting prostitution.
Ten years ago you could have called her a cheap hooker, but with today’s gas prices you have to say she is a high-end call girl.
Girl Scout Jennifer Sharpe sold 17,328 boxes of Girl Scout cookies this year. Sharpe set a national record in the process. She and her troupe made enough money to garner a paid trip to Europe.
A Girl Scout sold 17,328 boxes of the group’s signature cookies this year by setting up shop on a street corner, shattering her troop’s old mark and probably setting a national record.
Jennifer Sharpe, a 15-year-old from Dearborn, plans to travel to Europe with her troop with the proceeds from her feat.
“It’s always been one of those goals I wanted to accomplish,” Sharpe said Wednesday.
America meet your next great pharmaceutical sales woman.
New Starbucks Logo: ‘Slutbucks?’
Starbucks is drawing fire from Christian organization known as ‘The Resistance.’ The group claims that the new Starbucks logo (see above) should make people call them ‘Slutbucks.’
Starbucks has recently introduced a new version of their logo which features a topless mermaid with her legs spread, which has caused outrage from a nation wide Christian media watchdog organization. The Resistance, with has over 3000 members nationwide, is boycotting Starbucks across the country saying their new logo is inappropriate.
The Starbucks logo has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute, explains Mark Dice, founder of the group. Need I say more? It’s extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves, Slutbucks.
The all-brown logo is a replica of the one the chain used when it opened its first store in Pike Place in Seattle in 1971. The woman is actually a siren, not a mermaid, which in Greek mythology lures people to them with their beautiful songs, and then kills them, explains Dice.
And I think it is safe to say the thought Gene Simmons had this morning while reading this very post. “Naked women serving $5 cups of coffee any way you like it. Gene Simmons’ Sexoffee Shop. What do you think Shannon? Gotta go do market research be back later.” Yeah, it is pretty easy stealing Gene’s business plans, even this early in the morning.
The logo actually reminds me a lot of Courtney Love. She is from Seattle right?
49-year-old Cornelia Turner was fulfilling her civic duty by taking part in jury duty in Houston, TX. Cornelia was one of the 20 prospective jurors in a marijuana possession trial. During jury selection, a 45-minute break was called. When the 45 minute break was up, Cornelia was the only one to not return to the courtroom.
The judge in the case was about to issue a bench warrant when he received a call that Cornelia was arrested right outside the criminal courthouse. Cornelia was arrested for smoking a joint.
The judge told The Houston Chronicle,
“I’ve had prospective jurors get lost before, but it never occurred to me that they might be getting ready for a marijuana trial by, allegedly, smoking marijuana.”
Newspaper carrier Bruce Pitts knew the elderly couple only by the prayers the wife made for him while he was working at night and in bad weather, but he felt something was wrong when the papers piled up outside their home.
“It was never like them to leave a newspaper in their tube,” Pitts said Tuesday. “That wonderful, small voice inside me said, `This isn’t right.”‘
After his route early Sunday, Pitts went home, napped briefly and, with his wife, returned to Blanche and Fred Roberts’ home, just outside Marion, Illinois.
They repeatedly rang the doorbells but got no answer. Pitts then eased open an unlocked side door and saw the couple about two feet inside, 84-year-old Blanche Roberts helpless looking right back at Pitts.
Her right leg was pinned beneath the body of her 77-year-old husband Fred, who apparently had died last Wednesday evening of a heart attack after mowing the lawn.
“The good Lord was with her. She was not scared, wasn’t panicking,” Pitts said during a telephone interview. “She was conscious, talking. Just peaceful. It was remarkable.”
Her only request was for water. She knew her name and her relatives, but described her husband as “sleeping,” said Pitts, who delivers the Southern Illinoisan, published in nearby Carbondale, Illinois.
Pitts described Blanche Roberts as frail and petite. Fred Roberts was a “good-sized man,” according to Williamson County, Illinois, coroner Mike Burke, though he declined to be specific.
The coronoer said Fred Roberts likely died of a heart attack, based on accounts from the Roberts’ visitors that day.
Blanche Roberts was taken to a hospital in nearby Herrin. The hospital on Tuesday wouldn’t confirm whether she still was being treated there; Pitts said the couple’s relatives told his wife Monday that she was doing fine.
All I can say is — it’s a good thing she loved him.
Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company. The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business.
Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious — perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off.
Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge. He was released after posting $3,750 bail.
Fuller said his girlfriend’s mother gave him the check to start a record business. But bank employees who contacted the account’s owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the check.
In addition to the forgery count, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana. Officers reported finding less than 2 ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets.
The man is an utter genius!
And some people get jittery about mice in the kitchen.
Authorities say 69-year-old central Florida woman found an 8-foot long alligator prowling in her kitchen late Monday night.
Sandra Frosti says the gator must have pushed through the back porch screen door and then went inside through an open sliding glass door at her home in Oldsmar, just north of Tampa. It then apparently strolled through the living room, down a hall and into the kitchen.
A trapper with Animal Capture of Florida removed the alligator, which was cut by a plate that was knocked to the ground during the chaos. But no one inside the house was injured.
Penis theft and shrinking is rampant in the Congo as witches are shrinking and in some cases penises disappear with a simple touch through black magic. The people in the Congo are trying to lynch and kill those accused of practicing the black magic.
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
Police have arrested most of the victims and sorcerers to keep them from getting beaten to death as several were the last time this happened.
source: Reuters
Moms Lose Their Shirts After Taking Them Off
A tongue-in-cheek plan hatched by a group of Spanish moms to raise money for their children’s rural school has backfired. The seven middle-aged women posed for an “erotic” calendar last November. It was initially a big hit, but sales have since slumped.
Forgive me for laughing so hard.
A gust of wind blew a 2-year-old in a stroller into Lake Michigan, where the boy remained submerged for at least 15 minutes before being pulled out unconscious but alive.
The child’s grandfather, who had been pushing the stroller on the lakeside Friday afternoon, jumped into the harbor to try to save the boy, the Chicago Fire Department said.
Witnesses said the frantic grandfather struggled in the frigid water, just off a 70-foot long pier, pointing a few feet away and shouting, “Child! Child!”
“He was just moaning in the breakwater, crying,” said John Derscheid, who called 911.
Winds at the time were about 20 mph with gusts of about 30 mph, a meteorologist said.
The boy was in critical condition at Children’s Memorial Hospital, authorities said Friday night. A hospital spokeswoman declined to comment Saturday.
The grandfather, who appeared to be in his 60s, was in fair condition Saturday afternoon at St. Joseph Hospital, where he was being treated for exposure.
The toddler was strapped in the three-wheeled jogging stroller about 10 feet below the surface of the 42-degree water before rescue divers pulled him out.
Derscheid said the scene “is going to stick with me for the rest of my life.”
A 24-year-old man was arrested in Pennsylvania for holding up a convenience store wearing nothing but a hat.
CCTV footage showed Carl Wagner entering the Carbondale convenience store naked and covering his manhood with his hands.
The store clerk refused to give Wagner any money and instead dialled 911. Wagner then fled the store empty handed.
Makes you wonder what his getaway car looked like — where exactly did the guy hide his gun?
This story is just too damn funny!
Kenneth Wyatt said he was watching TV when he heard an enormous thud that “shook my house.”
Five people were injured Saturday afternoon when a twin-engine Cessna 310 crashed into two homes in Compton, Calif. Here, utility crews shut off the flow of natural gas to one of the homes.
Mother Sushma holds her daughter Lali, who was born March 11 with two faces, at their Saini Sunpura, India, home April 8. Lali is worshipped in her village as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, her father said.
