A 24-year-old man was arrested in Pennsylvania for holding up a convenience store wearing nothing but a hat.

CCTV footage showed Carl Wagner entering the Carbondale convenience store naked and covering his manhood with his hands.

The store clerk refused to give Wagner any money and instead dialled 911. Wagner then fled the store empty handed.

Makes you wonder what his getaway car looked like — where exactly did the guy hide his gun?

This story is just too damn funny!

Kenneth Wyatt said he was watching TV when he heard an enormous thud that “shook my house.”

Five people were injured Saturday afternoon when a twin-engine Cessna 310 crashed into two homes in Compton, Calif. Here, utility crews shut off the flow of natural gas to one of the homes.

Mother Sushma holds her daughter Lali, who was born March 11 with two faces, at their Saini Sunpura, India, home April 8. Lali is worshipped in her village as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, her father said.

Normally I wouldn’t post two Wild, Wacky and True posts back to back, but I couldn’t pass this one up.

Meet John and Jenny Deaves.

John hooked up with Jenny, 30 years after splitting up with his wife — who just so happened to be Jenny’s mother. Yup, Jenny is John’s daughter. Confused — feeling a little sick to your stomach?

Jenny was 31 and just two weeks after meeting up with John, father and daughter had sex. John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults,” Mrs Deaves told the Nine Network’s 60 Minutes tonight.

“We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding.”

Respect and understanding?

Mrs Deaves said soon after reuniting with her father she began to see him as a man first and her father second.

“I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he’s not too bad,… like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub.”

Mr Deaves admitted that he “initially” thought having sex with his daughter was wrong.

“Emotions take over, as people no doubt realise, there are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head. I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what.”

I’m not sure what’s worse here. The fact that John is doing the dirty nasty with his own daughter — or the fact that he thinks it’s an ok thing to do.

The Red Sox have yet to play a game inside Fenway Park this season — that comes in their home opener against Detroit on Tuesday– but that doesn’t mean there’s not already some action inside its pearly gates. Oh no, friends. You see, some middle schoolers were taking a nice little tour of the park when OHMYGOD LOOK OUT FOR THAT HAWK LITTLE GIRL!

A student touring Fenway Park was attacked by a resident red-tailed hawk that drew blood from a girl’s scalp Thursday.

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The hawk was perched on a railing in the upper deck behind home plate while the group from Memorial Boulevard Middle School in Bristol, Conn., toured the stadium. The hawk flew at the girl and swooper with its talons extended, scratching her scalp.

Wildlife officials took out the nest along with an egg that was perched up near the press booth, so hopefully the threat of hawk attacks have been severely decreased inside Fenway. I suppose this hawk may have just been protecting its kin. Or maybe it was a serial killer hawk. Or a drunk hawk.

Or maybe it was just hawky being hawky.

source: Hawk attacks student at Fenway [sports illustrated]

Ben Russell, 15, beat out seven other contestants with these beauties to win the Odor-Eaters Rotten Sneaker Contest in Montpelier, Vt., March 18.

Completely disgusting!

A-Rod was attacked yesterday at Fenway Park in Boston.  The attack didn’t involve the Red Sox players or Yankees star Alex Rodriguez though.  A young teenage girl, Alexa Rodriguez, was attacked by a red-tailed hawk that went for her head and scratched it in the process.

She was touring Fenway Park on a school trip Thursday and was attacked by a resident red-tailed hawk that drew blood from her scalp. Rodriguez wasn’t seriously hurt.

The hawk was perched on a railing in the upper deck behind home plate while the group toured the stadium. The hawk flew at the girl and swooped with its talons extended, scratching her scalp.

A bit freaky and scary for the young girl.  The Red Sox must have been training that hawk all season long and he probably got confused with the name being Alexa instead of Alex.

Many Google users were shocked to log onto Google.com this morning and find that the website was nearly entirely black.  So why is Google black today?  We can assure you that it has nothing to do with the Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

Here is why Google says they went black (at least for today):

Google users in the United States will notice today that we “turned the lights out” on the Google.com homepage as a gesture to raise awareness of a worldwide energy conservation effort called Earth Hour. As to why we don’t do this permanently - it saves no energy; modern displays use the same amount of power regardless of what they display. However, you can do something to reduce the energy consumption of your home PC by joining the Climate Savers Computing Initiative.

On Saturday, March 29, 2008, Earth Hour invites people around the world to turn off their lights for one hour – from 8:00pm to 9:00pm in their local time zone. On this day, cities around the world, including Copenhagen, Chicago, Melbourne, Dubai, and Tel Aviv, will hold events to acknowledge their commitment to energy conservation.

Will you turn off your power for an hour today or will you leave your lights on even while you go to the grocery store and mall today?

A new website called ‘Miss Bimbo’ is causing quite an uproar from England to the States.  ‘Miss Bimbo’ is an online game targeted at young girls where they are giving a naked virtual doll that they enter in beauty pageants and compete against other girls.

You earn ‘Bimbo Dollars’ that you can use for diet pills and towards boob jobs to help your doll compete and win against the other contestant dolls.

Girls are encouraged to compete against each other to become the “hottest, coolest, most famous bimbo in the whole world.”

When a girl signs up, they are given a naked virtual character to look after and pitted against other girls to earn “bimbo” dollars so they can dress her in sexy outfits and take her clubbing.

They are told “stop at nothing,” even “meds or plastic surgery,” to ensure their dolls win.

Users are given missions, including securing plastic surgery at the game’s clinic to give their dolls bigger breasts, and they have to keep her at her target weight with diet pills, which cost 100 bimbo dollars.

Don’t you think the demo ‘Miss Bimbo’ bears a strong resemblance to Paris Hilton?  Although with a couple of boob jobs she could quickly evolve into Pamela Anderson.

Drop me an email if any of you want to sponsor the official Bumpshack Miss Bimbo doll that we can keep track of here on the site.

You can visit the website at MissBimbo.com

Today is inventor Alexander Graham Bell’s birthday.  Bell is credited with inventing the telephone and having it patented in 1876.  Even at the time it was considered a race to the patent office between Bell and rival inventor Elisha Gray.

Researcher/author Seth Shulman seems to have discovered that Bell perhaps cheated in inventing the phone with the new discovery of a drawing of Gray’s in Bell’s possession.

This book is the story of how Shulman followed up on that first clue to reach the conclusion that Bell had stolen the key technological breakthrough needed to acquire his famous telephone patent from Gray.

The novella-length book cannot absolutely prove that Bell and his backers robbed Gray of his rights to the first commercial telephone, but it lays out a strong case of circumstantial evidence.

Gray was the more famous inventor of the two during their lifetime but history has given Bell all the credit of developing the telephone.  Bell was most famous for his strides in communication for the deaf.  Gray patented over 70 inventions.

A patent officer allegedly let Bell see Gray’s paperwork before filing it because he owed money to Bell’s lawyers.  Many say Bell felt ashamed after his ‘credited’ discovery of the telephone and never did any real work after that.

Add to My Profile | More VideosRednecks are some of the most creative people in the world especially when it comes to beer and racing. I was at a small town bar-b-q and festival last month and saw a little girl riding around on a motorized cooler. I meant to take a photo of it but I totally forgot. The dude in this video needs a helmet or else he is going to fall off, die, and his cousin is going to inherit his cooler-bike.

The women in New Zealand are the most promiscuous in the world according to a new world-wide survey of sexual activity in humans.

They have an average of 20.4 sexual partners, according to a survey by condom-maker Durex - well above the global average of 7.3.

The Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global survey, which questioned 26,000 people in 26 countries, found that Austrians topped the male list with 29.3 sexual partners, more than twice the global average of 13.2.

Businessmen all over the world are planning their next business conferences and meetings in New Zealand at this very moment.

Being teenage and being vain can sometimes end up killing your pet fish. Send me your You Tube or MySpace video of yourself doing bicep curls and I will post it to impress all of the world.

Tom Cruise is building a bunker at his new home in Colorado to protect him and his family from an alien attack by the galatic ruler Xenu.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler ‘Xenu’ is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

According to American magazine Star, a source said: “Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate.”

“It’s a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter.”

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

I would love to gain Cruise’s confidence for about an hour and have an deep conversation with him and see what all is floating around in that head of his.  I know that whatever he thinks in his head would make one heck of a movie….yet unbelievable.

Comedian Margaret Cho naked and out of control in concert. NSFW or your appetite.

Great amateur video of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer who animatedly asked a few questions too many to Senator John Kerry during a political Q&A forum.Police try to escourt Meyer out of the building, before tackling him to the ground, and then tasering Meyer as he begged, “Don’t taser me bro!”.

The amateur video (above) like porn is always better than the canned version that is being shown on every news channel.

The nut job is known for pulling pranks and being an attention monger. You can see some of this on Andrew Meyer’s web site at theandrewmeyer.com

This weatherman (Chris Allen) from Kentucky got the wrong backdrop (large exposed breast) before his weather forecast. He made the most of it though. No word if he got to keep his job or not.

Whoever thought to create a Rosie O’Donnell Barbie Doll is more than likely working at McDonald’s now in Sioux Falls. No disrespect, I love the McRib and Apple Pie. I believe this particular doll comes with Barbie size carpet and twinkies.

The doll was created when Rosie was straight, still had her own talk show, and millions of moms across the country loved her and thought she helped assist in hanging the moon.

If you look at the enclosed ‘Activity Zone’ card you will notice that Rosie and Barbie are happily together.  I have never seen Rosie with a smile that big.

A teenage girl overdosed on coffee by downing seven double expressos at the coffee shop she works at.  She started acting so funny and reacting so violently that she was sent home and then to the hospital.

The 17-year-old downed seven double espresso coffees while working in the family’s sandwich shop and was left “burning up and hyperventilating”.

Student Jasmine Willis, who thought the coffees were single measures, said the effects of the espresso were so severe her actions left customers bewildered.

She said she started laughing and crying for no reason while serving them, but after being sent home by her father Gary the medical symptoms started. She developed a fever at home and was unable to breathe properly.

Jasmine, of Stanley, County Durham, was rushed to the University Hospital of North Durham after her cousin called the paramedics. Doctors confirmed she had overdosed on caffeine and after monitoring her condition allowed her home a few hours later.

I hate coffee. It’s like drinking dirt puke!

‘Rock of Love‘ reality TV contestant Rodeo was booted by Poison front man Bret Michaels from the VH1 show. However we haven’t heard the last from her according to TMZ.  She is set to release her own line of health sausage.

She won’t be chowing down on Bret’s sausage, so the leathery and lace lady has created her own line of “health sausage” that she says “is coming out to benefit people’s heath.” Mystery meat! Yum!

Very curious as to exactly what all goes in to health sausage.  Does that mean the pigs were fed organic grub instead of garbage grub?

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